2016

2016 (MMXVI) is the current year, and is a leap year starting on Friday (dominical letter CB) of the Gregorian calendar, the 2016th year of the Common Era (CE) and Anno Domini (AD) designations, the 16th year of the 3rd millennium, the 16th year of the 21st century, and the 7th year of the 2010s decade.

2016 has been designated as:

International Year of Pulses by the sixty-eighth session of the United Nations General Assembly.

International Year of Global Understanding (IYGU) by The International Council for Science (ICSU), the International Social Science Council (ISSC) & International Council for Philosophy and Human Sciences (CIPSH).

Events

January

January 3 – Following the fallout caused by the execution of Nimr al-Nimr, Saudi Arabia ends its diplomatic relations with Iran.

January 8 – Joaquín Guzmán, widely regarded as the world's most powerful drug trafficker, is recaptured following his escape from a maximum security prison.

January 16 – The International Atomic Energy Agency announces that Iran has adequately dismantled its nuclear weapons program, allowing the United Nations to lift sanctions immediately.

Download

In computer networks, to download is to receive data from a remote system, typically a server such as a web server, an FTP server, an email server, or other similar systems. This contrasts with uploading, where data is sent to a remote server..

A download is a file offered for downloading or that has been downloaded, or the process of receiving such a file.

Definition

Downloading generally transfers the whole data object for local storage and later use, as contrasted with streaming, where the data is used nearly immediately, while the transmission is still in progress, and which may not be stored long-term.

Increasingly, websites that offer streaming media or media displayed in-browser, such as YouTube, and which place restrictions on the ability of users to save these materials to their computers after they have been received, forbid downloading in the sense of "receive and save" rather than simply "receive". Downloading is not the same as "transferring" (i.e., sending/receiving data between two storage devices would be a transferral of data, but receiving data from the Internet would be considered a download).

Crime Patrol

Crime Patrol may refer to:

Crime Patrol (TV series), an Indian TV series first broadcast in 2003

Crime Patrol (video game), a 1993 laserdisc game

Crime Patrol 2: Drug Wars, a 1994 sequel

The Crime Patrol, a 1936 American film directed by Eugene Cummings

Crime Patrol, a 1948–1950 EC comic, later continued as The Crypt of Terror and Tales from the Crypt (comics)

Neighborhood watch, or citizen crime patrol

Just for Laughs

Just for Laughs (French: Juste pour rire) is a comedy festival held each July in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. Founded in 1983, it is the largest international comedy festival in the world.

History

Just for Laughs was founded in 1983 by Gilbert Rozon as a two-day French language event. In 1985, Andy Nulman joined the festival's staff and introduced English language events as well; under Nulman's stewardship, the festival increased to a full month, with French-speaking performers during the first half, and English speakers in the second half. International and non-verbal acts (acrobats, pantomimes, etc.) are scattered throughout the program. In 1999, Nulman left the festival's full-time employ; however, he directed its major Gala Shows at the Saint-Denis Theatre every July, and remained on the board of directors of the festival's parent company. After an 11-year absence, Nulman returned to Just for Laughs in July 2010 as president of Festivals and Television.

Each day, performers, "New Vaudevillians" and other acts both vocal and visual perform throughout the city, particularly in the "Latin Quarter"—an area known for its theatres, cafés and boutique shopping. In the evenings, the nightclubs and live venue theatres offer special programs supporting the performers. Although Just for Laughs attracts spectators from around the world, many of those in the audience are talent scouts, booking agents, producers and managers from the entertainment industry. Performing at the festival is one of the biggest opportunities for undiscovered talent to showcase their act in front of industry professionals.

Top Five

Top Five is a 2014 American comedy film written and directed by Chris Rock. The film, which stars Rock, Rosario Dawson, and Gabrielle Union, was screened in the Special Presentations section of the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival. The movie follows New York City comedian and film star Andre Allen (Rock), who has to confront his past and comedic career while doing an interview with journalist Chelsea Brown (Dawson). The film was released on December 12, 2014, by Paramount Pictures.

Plot

New York Times reporter Chelsea Brown is spending a day interviewing comedian and recovering alcoholic Andre Allen, star of the hit film franchise Hammy The Bear, about a cop in a bear suit. He is attempting a foray into serious films with Uprize, in which he portrays Haitian Revolution figure Dutty Boukman, and sensitive to criticism, particularly by Times critic James Nielson, whose previous reviews of Andre's work have been negative and insulting. As the interview begins in his limousine, Andre recalls his lowest point, when he was in Houston in 2003 and met Jazzy Dee, who supplied him with drugs, alcohol and women. Yet after Jazzy refused to pay the women, they contended they were raped, leading to Andre's arrest.

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December 1971, Current 93

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December 1971

I am the same: "I am Aeon"
Before the prison and the iron
The ion and the ink
The hygien and the stink
Time and kink
Of the incense planet
And the clock
At the dock
And the baying of the merchants
3 or 4 for 3 or 4
Of that grain made me the Star
Oh, that we wish had not been known
Or drawn us precious Romans
Face or fake in jade
I am ZION - or Aeon; I forget
Lord of the groves of olives and oranges
And the dead tribes of the central scribal verse:
The tablets of stone and worry
Thou shalt have no no no nothing
But BAALSTORM
Put yourselves on our thrones
Twelve of sixty or the bling
I thought of her just now:
She is there naked like water
I cannot touch the punch
Of her lips I cannot
Dare to otouch lip or skin or fold
I gave gold to buy much less
And gave more
And nothing stayed but the storms
Proud parade around the screen
I will
Myrrh or myth or memorise her
Her forehead in the Roman dream dusk
Room (Rune) for one! Rune for one!
Place so much on her or hers
That sand-scattered Moon
Of the valleys claiming
The Peacock and the Owl behind me
Every grace was fresh
But I felt the lash of Gospel
Or Eagle: I no longer could divide
Ceaser from the Trance or twilight
There is mum and dad
And I am glad
To be back and young
In December 1971
With the storms so far in front of me
And the cell swelling with waves and shards
On each of the brick is the crack
And the crick in the slit
Watch men
Watch birds
Watch TV
And the Satanvans
And the word I heads
From the birds on fire was:
"Aeon-makes nonsense"
Or:"Sing Omega:The own and Crown"
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(Approach and clocks crack
the winds stall
From the holes innocents come:
"And hide away, oh hide away
You young lads, you lasses gay"
Why do I am?
There is incense and my spite
Is ready to create tombs for myself
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Under the great gate
I heard the faces of the coming storm
I heard the night calling to me
Wooooo! All her names
Her names arose in my heart
But were devoid of grace
Her name was fearful and shouted to
In (great) desolations)
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BAALSTORM
BAALSTORM (her bone gave grey grace)
(Full of horrors and)
(The birds writhed through the Air)

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SAN DIEGO (June 5, 2017) Sailors aboard the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz (CVN 68) man the rails and give passing honors to the USS Midway Museum while pulling out of the San Diego Bay for deployment.

US navy 'fired warning shots near Iran vessels' in Persian Gulf

Edit Irish Independent 29 Jul 2017

Iran's elite Revolutionary Guard said a US navy aircraft carrier fired a warning shot in an "unprofessional" confrontation with Iranian vessels, the official IRNA news agency has reported ... The report said the confrontation took place on Friday afternoon and the US navy ships left the area following the encounter ... ....

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File - A test of the Terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) system was successful in meeting all test objectives. The test took place at the White Sands Missile Range, New Mexico, and involved the successful launch of the THAAD interceptor missile.

North Korea can now fire missiles at targets across the United States, experts say

Edit The Independent 29 Jul 2017

North Korea has the capability to “hit everything from LA to DC,” a leading missile and non-proliferation expert has claimed, and the US now must now “accept its vulnerability”....

photo: AP / Evan Vucci

Trump Calls For Rough Policing in Speech Railing Against MS-13 Gang

Edit WorldNews.com 28 Jul 2017

During a rambunctious speech on Long Island on Friday, President Donald Trump referred to gang members as "animals" and said encouraged police enforcement to be "rough" since we're going to "support our police like our police have never been supported before," according to CNN ... They extort. They rape and they rob. They stomp on their victims. They beat them with clubs, they slash them with machetes, and they stab them with knives....

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5 Lip Smacking and Calorie Friendly Recipes

Edit Community news 29 Jul 2017

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File - Muhammad Nawaz Sharif, Prime Minister of Pakistan, addresses the general debate of the General Assembly’s seventy-first session.

Pakistan PM: Brother of ousted Sharif lined up to take over

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The brother of ousted Pakistani leader Nawaz Sharif has been lined up to take over as prime minister ... ....

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Packers seeking Raji-like inside pass rush from 2016 top pick Clark

Edit Milwaukee Journal Sentinel 30 Jul 2017

GM Ted Thompson didn't add much to the Packers' pass rush in the offseason, so he needs 2016 first-round pick Kenny Clark to make a jump this year ... ....

Jaguars receiver Allen Robinson hopes off-season work erases ‘bad taste’ of 2016

Edit The Florida Times Union 30 Jul 2017

During the Jaguars’ bye week last October, Allen Robinson met Randy Moss during a visit to ESPN in Bristol, Conn. The current receiver and former receiver talked shop. “He told me he had been watching my game,” Robinson recalled last week ... “Nobody wants to have the feeling they had last year,” Robinson said ... In the first two days of training camp, Robinson was a dominant player ... Bouye, had no answers ... That was Randy Moss ... 2016 is startling....

High school football: Duchesne Eagles 2017 preview

Edit Deseret News 30 Jul 2017

Duchesne finished with an 11-1 record in 2016 and first in 1A North with a 4-0 record ... Duchesne 2016 Offensive and Defensive Stats ... Duchesne returned to the top in 2016, finishing the year with the largest point differential per game in 1A ... 2016 offensive production ... 2016 defensive production ... 13 (1983 co, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1990, 2006, 2010, 2012, 2013, 2015, 2016) ... 17 (2000-2016) ... 6 (2006, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2016)....

On that whole Trump escort thing being bandied about...

Edit Democratic Underground 30 Jul 2017

For grins I did a a quick Google search and found a 2016 post from Joeseph Canon ... Tuesday, May 17, 2016....

High school football: Ridgeline RiverHawks 2017 preview

Edit Deseret News 30 Jul 2017

Ridgeline finished with an 8-4 overall record in 2016 and tied for third in 3AA North with a 5-2 record ... Ridgeline 2016 Offensive and Defensive Stats ... Ridgeline laid a strong foundation during its inaugural season in 2016 with an 8-4 record, and that buzz carried over quickly into the offseason ... 2016 offensive production ... 2016 defensive production ... 1 (2016) ... 2016 — 8-4 (5-2 in 3AA North – 3AA Quarterfinals)....

High school football: Maple Mountain Golden Eagles 2017 preview

Edit Deseret News 30 Jul 2017

Note. Maple Mountain finished with a 7-6 overall record in 2016 and second in Region 8 with a 5-1 record. It lost to East 64-13 in the 4A semifinals. Maple Mountain 2016 Offensive and Defensive Stats ... The Golden Eagles started off last season losing their first five games ... Coach ... 2016 offensive production ... -- Spread ... 2016 defensive production ... 1 (2016) ... 2016 — 7-6 (5-1 in Region 8 – 4A Semifinals) ... 2016 — Garred Blanthorn, DE....

Analysis: Tough act to follow for Pitt’s offense

Edit Pittsburgh Tribune Review 30 Jul 2017

26, 2016, at Heinz Field. Weah had a touchdown in nine of the Panthers' 13 games last season. " src = "http.//triblive.com/rss/photos/?STREAMOID=ktuoq9X4xU1ntVegNEewxc$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYsYUNk$jRZKdxywdx7RQsr6WCsjLu883Ygn4B49Lvm9bPe2QeMKQdVeZmXF$9l$4uCZ8QDXhaHEp3rvzXRJFdy0KqPHLoMevcTLo3h8xh70Y6N_U_CryOsw6FTOdKL_jpQ-&CONTENTTYPE;=image/jpeg"> There’s nothing wrong with Pitt trumpeting its 2016 offense ... Total offense ... ....

Gulf travelers warned about London ‘moped menace’

Edit Arabnews 30 Jul 2017

In the 12 months to June 2017, the Met police recorded 16,158 thefts by people using mopeds — more than three times as many as the 5,145 reported between July 2015 and June 2016 ... Visits from Saudi Arabia to the UK broke records in 2016 with 152,000 visits, up 3 percent on 2015. There were 109,000 visits from Saudi Arabia to London specifically in 2016, up 4 percent on 2015....

High school football: South Summit, Delta favorites in revamped 2A North

Edit Deseret News 30 Jul 2017

South Summit and Delta have the same extra motivation heading into the 2017 season — they both endured the pain of a championship game loss ... 4 seed ... Millard suffered through a 0-10 season in 2016 under first-year coach Ethan Stephenson, but he's confident in a bounce-back performance with more upperclassmen this year who have experience in the Wing-T offense ... 2016 RECORD ... 2016 RECORD ... 2016 RECORD ... 2016 RECORD ... 2016 RECORD ... 2016 RECORD....

Mohamed El Bachiri: ‘Terrorists killed my wife: this is my jihad for love’

Edit The Observer 30 Jul 2017

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Edit Arabnews 30 Jul 2017

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Falcons' Julio Jones says foot, missing earring are no problems

Edit Tuscaloosa News 30 Jul 2017

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Edit Democratic Underground 30 Jul 2017

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High school football: Northridge Knights 2017 preview

Edit Deseret News 30 Jul 2017

Note. Northridge finished with a 4-7 overall record in 2016 and was fourth in Region 1 with a 3-3 record. It lost to Lone Peak 51-7 in the 5A playoffs' first round. Northridge’s 2016 Offensive and Defensive Stats ... ... 5 seed ... Coach ... 2016 offensive production ... -- Spread offense ... 2016 defensive production ... 1 (2016) ... 2016 — 4-7 (3-3 in Region 1 – 5A First round) ... 2004-2016 — Erik Thompson (79-60) ... 2016 — Ethan Udy, S ... ....

Lack of supply real problem in the housing market

Edit Toronto Sun 30 Jul 2017

Let’s illustrate this with a real-world example ... In 2016, the average home in metropolitan Houston was valued at approximately US $250,000 despite the region accommodating almost twice as many newcomers as the GTA did between 2011 and 2016 ... Between 2014 and 2016, Fraser Institute researchers surveyed hundreds of homebuilders across Canada to better understand how government regulation affects their ability to obtain permits....

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