Saving Sophie (2004)

Actors: John Archer Lundgren (actor), Guido Roncallo (actor), Meredith Majors (miscellaneous crew), Julie Moss (actress), Hutch DeLoach (composer), Lorraine Portman (writer), Lorraine Portman (producer), Lorraine Portman (director), Lorraine Portman (editor), Steven Marcus Smith (actor), Margaret Kaler (actress), Katie Timoney (actor), Brandon J. Smith (miscellaneous crew), Steven R.J. Hawkes (actor), Tyler C.G. Smith (actor),

Plot: "Saving Sophie" is a contemporary comedy about four very different sisters keeping their fragile niece Sophie from going over the edge in the whirlwind of her wedding, a wake, a baby on the way, two dead bodies, three affairs, family secrets that won't stay secret, a small child who is no stranger to bribery, a large hungry bird, a carpal tunnel epidemic, and a cousin who won't get out of his dogsuit.

Keywords: character-driven, independent-film, sex-comedy, women
Genres: Comedy,

Six Minutes (1990)

Actors: Andy Cowan (actor), Andy Cowan (actor), Andy Cowan (actor), Andy Cowan (actor), Andy Cowan (producer), Andy Cowan (writer), Mark Harris (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Nuns on the Run (1990)

Actors: Robbie Coltrane (actor), Eric Idle (actor), Diana Dill (miscellaneous crew), Richard Morrison (miscellaneous crew), Jonathan Lynn (writer), David Kitay (composer), Jonathan Lynn (director), George Harrison (producer), Robbie Coltrane (actor), Eric Idle (actor), Tom Hickey (actor), Janet Suzman (actress), Nick Daubeny (miscellaneous crew), Simon Bosanquet (producer), Doris Hare (actress),

Plot: Brian and Charlie (B & C) work for a gangster. When the boss learns they want to "leave", he sets them up to be killed, after they help rob the local Triads of their drug dealing profits. B & C decide to steal the money for themselves, but when their escape doesn't go to plan, they have to seek refuge in a Nuns' teacher training school. Disguised as nuns, B & C have to avoid their boss, Triads, police and Brian's girlfriend. There's also the problem of them being men disguised as nuns in an all women institution.

Keywords: body-in-trunk, bra-and-panties, chase, convent, cross-dressing, crucifix, disguise, drugstore, escape, female-frontal-nudity
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: The Story of an Immaculate Deception.

Quotes:

Brian Hope/Sister Euphemia: God is very busy. He can't control all the details. He's running a franchise operation.

Sister Superior: What happened to your arm?::Faith: I'm not sure. I fell.::Sister Superior: It looks like a bullet wound to me.::Faith: How would you know?::Sister Superior: I've seen bullet wounds. I've been a missionary.::Faith: Where?::Sister Superior: East L. A.

Father Seamus: Tell me. Is celibacy just as difficult for a woman as it is for a man?::Charlie McManus: I wouldn't know... I must come clean, though, I, I had a man in my bed last night. All night. You see, the way I see it, sex is allowed.::Father Seamus: Ah, ha... ha!::Charlie McManus: No. No, it's the doctrine of original sin. You see, we're all born sinful, except for Jesus who was perfect of course. And he was sent to save us. But how could he save us unless we're sinning? So we have to go on sinning in order to be saved and go to Heaven. That's how Christianity works. That's why it suits so many people.

Brian Hope: Look Charlie, some con men sell life insurance. The church sells afterlife insurance. It's brilliant! Everyone thinks you might need it, and no one can prove you don't.::Charlie McManus: The church isn't selling anything, Brian.::Brian Hope: Oh! Well, if the church isn't selling anything how did it get to be so rich? Just remember, wherever there's a deep human need there's money to be made.::Charlie McManus: You think so?::Brian Hope: Of course, look at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Brian Hope: You shot Loui you asshole!

Brian Hope: I thought you were supposed to be eating fish on a Friday.::Charlie McManus: No, you're way out of date. Vatican II said we don't have to do that anymore.::Brian Hope: Who's "Vatican II"? The deputy pope?::Charlie McManus: Ignoramus. You can't have a deputy pope. The pope's infallible; you can't be deputy-infallible!

Brian Hope: Explain the Trinity.::Charlie McManus: Hmmm... well, it's a bit of a bugger.

Charlie McManus: You've got the Father, the Son and the holy ghost. But the three are one - like a shamrock, my old priest used to say. "Three leaves, but one leaf." Now, the father sent down the son, who was love, and then when he went away, he sent down the holy spirit, who came down in the form of a...::Brian Hope: You told me already - a ghost.::Charlie McManus: No, a dove.::Brian Hope: The dove was a ghost?::Charlie McManus: No, the ghost was a dove.::Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: God is his son. And his son is God. But his son moonlights as a holy ghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing.::Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!

Charlie McManus: [teaching Brian how to cross himself] Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

Sister Superior: My Lord, thou hast always moved in mysterious ways thy wonders to perform, but this latest wonder takes some beating even from you. So what we want to say is thanks a million for sending us Euphemia and Inviolata. And keep an eye on them, won't you? They need you. Amen.

The Great Gundown (1977)

Actors: Ted Markland (actor), Paul Hunt (director), Michael Greene (actor), Noble 'Kid' Chissel (actor), Stanley Adams (actor), Paul Hunt (writer), Doodles Weaver (actor), Paul Hunt (actor), Steve Fisher (writer), Don Megowan (actor), Virgil Frye (actor), Rockne Tarkington (actor), Gene Borkan (actor), Ronald Víctor García (producer), Richard Rust (actor),

Genres: Western,

The Falcon in Danger (1943)

Actors: Hooper Atchley (actor), Robert Anderson (actor), Felix Basch (actor), Eddie Borden (actor), Bobby Barber (actor), Jack Chefe (actor), Cliff Clark (actor), James Conaty (actor), Tom Conway (actor), Tom Conway (actor), Lynton Brent (actor), George DeNormand (actor), Eddie Dunn (actor), Art Dupuis (actor), Bruce Edwards (actor),

Plot: Two industrialists disappear from an airplane while the plane is in the air. Also missing is $100,000. The Falcon investigates and discovers a plot against the government.

Keywords: air-raid-warden, airplane, airplane-hijacking, airport, antique-dealer, antique-shop, b-movie, blackout, bonds, bridge-game
Genres: Crime, Mystery,
Taglines: Phantom Pilot or Fiendish Killer?

Quotes:

Stanley Harris Palmer: [after being handed a parachute] How do I get into it?::offscreen hijacker: You oughta know. You make 'em for the government.

Det. Bates: [At the airport] Where'd the Falcon get that other dame?::Insp. Timothy Donovan: Sometimes I think he takes 'em outta his hat!

Iris Fairchild: Why are you suddenly so interested in me?::Tom Lawrence: Beautiful and mysterious women always interest me.::Iris Fairchild: Mysterious... ?::Tom Lawrence: ...and unpredictable.

Kenneth Gibson: [Referring to his fiancee's missing industrialist father] Why, the old man and I are like thar. [He puts his two fingers together] I'm in his corner. We're pals!::Tom Lawrence: [Sarcastically] Handy things, rich fathers. All the best families have them.

Sweet Rosie O'Grady (1943)

Actors: Maurice Costello (actor), Chester Conklin (actor), Herbert Ashley (actor), Oliver Blake (actor), Walter Baldwin (actor), James Conaty (actor), Hooper Atchley (actor), Harry Carter (actor), Hobart Cavanaugh (actor), George Chandler (actor), Don Brodie (actor), Edward Clark (actor), Stanley Clements (actor), Paul E. Burns (actor), Hal K. Dawson (actor),

Plot: Music-hall star Madeleine Marlowe leaves London engaged to the Duke of Trippingham only to find back home that Police Gazette hack Samuel A. McGee has exposed her as former burlesque queen Rosie O'Grady. To get her own back she announces that Sam is in fact her real suitor. He in turn has a song about Rosie published and something of an Irish brawl develops via his paper and her stage show.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, count, gay-90s, irish-american, newspaper-reporter, remake, vaudeville
Genres: Musical,

Tennessee Johnson (1942)

Actors: Cliff Clark (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Morris Ankrum (actor), Horace B. Carpenter (actor), Roy Barcroft (actor), Lionel Barrymore (actor), Noah Beery (actor), Frank Austin (actor), Walter Baldwin (actor), Harlan Briggs (actor), J. Edward Bromberg (actor), Sonny Bupp (actor), Frederick Burton (actor), George M. Carleton (actor), Dane Clark (actor),

Genres: Biography, Drama,

Quotes:

Jefferson Davis: I must pronounce our solemn farewell. Under these circumstances, of course, my functions - and those of my colleagues - terminate here. We but tread in the path of our fathers when we proclaim our independence - and take the hazard, putting our trust in God, and in our own firm hearts - and strong arms - we will vindicate the right as best we may. [looking slowly around the room] I see now around me some with whom I have served long; there have been points of collision. For whatever offense I have given, I ask forgiveness. Of whatever of offense there has been to me, I leave here. I carry with me no hostile remembrance. I go hence unencumbered of the remembrance of injury received, and having discharged the duty of making the only reparation in my power for any injury offered. [pausing] Mr. President; Senators - having made the announcement which the occasion seemed to me to require - it remains only for my colleagues and myself to bid you a final - adieu.

Thaddeus Stevens: You're a great stickler for the Constitution, aren't you?

Hi-Yo Silver (1940)

Actors: Bruce Bennett (actor), Iron Eyes Cody (actor), Edmund Cobb (actor), Ted Adams (actor), Stanley Andrews (actor), Hank Bell (actor), Stanley Andrews (actor), Ray Bennett (actor), Billy Bletcher (actor), Fred Burns (actor), Griff Barnett (actor), Allan Cavan (actor), Lane Chandler (actor), George Cleveland (actor), Tex Cooper (actor),

Genres: Western,

Lightning Conductor (1938)

Actors: Ernest Thesiger (actor), Maurice Elvey (director), Steven Geray (actor), Arthur Hambling (actor), Gordon Harker (actor), Percival Mackey (composer), Anthony Havelock-Allan (producer), Sally Gray (actress), George Moon (actor), Charles Eaton (actor), John Lodge (actor), Ivor McLaren (writer), Joseph Jefferson Farjeon (writer), Evadne Price (writer), Roy Findlay (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

In Love with Life (1934)

Actors: William Arnold (actor), Tommy Bupp (actor), Clarence Geldart (actor), Claude Gillingwater (actor), Lloyd Ingraham (actor), James T. Mack (actor), Rosita Marstini (actress), George R. Batcheller (producer), Robert Ellis (writer), Frank R. Strayer (director), Roland D. Reed (editor), Dickie Moore (actor), Tom Ricketts (actor), Onslow Stevens (actor), Lila Lee (actress),

Plot: Professor John Sylvestus Applegate has been dismissed from his college teaching position for objecting too loudly to the predominant part that football and other sports play in the curriculum, and soon finds himself dead broke when publishers show no interest in the dry material he brings to them. He meets a young boy, Laury and his mother, Sharon in the park and is quite taken with them. He gets a job-prospect letter, as a private tutor, and applies at once. His employer is Mr. Morley, a surly, sour, mean-tempered old man who informs John he is to act as a tutor for his grandson, who turns out to be Laury. Sharon, Morleys daughter had eloped against her father's wishes and was abandoned by her husband after Laury's birth.

Keywords: american-football, author, b-movie, blanket, bookstore, burlesque, college, college-professor, father-daughter-relationship, father-son-relationship
Genres: Drama, Sport,