Senator Perry first shocked, then enchanted Congress when he tore off his human mask and suggested a bold new initiative: The deficit should be paid for by growing and selling the poor as gourmet food.
I don’t know about the language of the stars but that baby knows the universal sign for “My butt isn’t big enough give me another cheeseburger please.”
I would like to ask my distinguished college Senator Perry why it is that aliens like himself are able to fit into perfectly sized human masks, yet when they rip them off, their own heads are always revealed to be slightly larger than human-sized.
(Seriously, have we been so conditioned by the latex deployed in Star Trek and assorted sci-fi movies that we just always expect aliens to have kinda big heads?)
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September 22nd, 2011 at 10:25 am
Senator Perry first shocked, then enchanted Congress when he tore off his human mask and suggested a bold new initiative: The deficit should be paid for by growing and selling the poor as gourmet food.
September 22nd, 2011 at 11:11 am
The so-called bold new initiative sounds more like a modest proposal to me.
September 22nd, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Who speaks the language of lizard Mrs Doubtfire? A scaly perm, I’ve never seen the like.
September 22nd, 2011 at 3:19 pm
I think you need to get that checked.
September 22nd, 2011 at 6:15 pm
I don’t know about the language of the stars but that baby knows the universal sign for “My butt isn’t big enough give me another cheeseburger please.”
September 22nd, 2011 at 7:45 pm
This cover frightens me… it’s like an alien version of the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang!
September 22nd, 2011 at 11:41 pm
Who speaks the language of the stars?
Why, I do on my new chat show… “The Morbo Show”
Puny humans.
September 22nd, 2011 at 11:42 pm
No, I don’t think you quite understand “test tube babies”…
September 23rd, 2011 at 2:46 am
And you thought green skittles grew up to be green skittles.
September 23rd, 2011 at 6:09 am
if it’s the future, why do they use plastic wrap & rubber bands to cover the test tubes? Couldn’t they find anything better?
September 23rd, 2011 at 8:37 am
Mama?
September 23rd, 2011 at 6:41 pm
It’s the Jolly Green Giant’s (less often spoken of) younger brother. He was always jealous of Jolly for having all the looks in the family…
September 23rd, 2011 at 9:18 pm
I would like to ask my distinguished college Senator Perry why it is that aliens like himself are able to fit into perfectly sized human masks, yet when they rip them off, their own heads are always revealed to be slightly larger than human-sized.
(Seriously, have we been so conditioned by the latex deployed in Star Trek and assorted sci-fi movies that we just always expect aliens to have kinda big heads?)