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Sep 22

Exactly the type of person my mother told me not to talk to!Click for full image

MisterBOB Comments: A Green bubble wrap alien looking at a baby on a jar of jam?
Published 1984

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.44 out of 10)
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One Response to “Native Tongue”

  1. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Senator Perry first shocked, then enchanted Congress when he tore off his human mask and suggested a bold new initiative: The deficit should be paid for by growing and selling the poor as gourmet food.

  2. Herm Says:

    The so-called bold new initiative sounds more like a modest proposal to me.

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    Who speaks the language of lizard Mrs Doubtfire? A scaly perm, I’ve never seen the like.

  4. Tom Noir Says:

    I think you need to get that checked.

  5. fred Says:

    I don’t know about the language of the stars but that baby knows the universal sign for “My butt isn’t big enough give me another cheeseburger please.”

  6. SI Says:

    This cover frightens me… it’s like an alien version of the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang!

  7. Smith Says:

    Who speaks the language of the stars?

    Why, I do on my new chat show… “The Morbo Show”

    Puny humans.

  8. Smith Says:

    No, I don’t think you quite understand “test tube babies”…

  9. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    And you thought green skittles grew up to be green skittles.

  10. kurt Says:

    if it’s the future, why do they use plastic wrap & rubber bands to cover the test tubes? Couldn’t they find anything better?

  11. Phil Says:

    Mama?

  12. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    It’s the Jolly Green Giant’s (less often spoken of) younger brother. He was always jealous of Jolly for having all the looks in the family…

  13. drlemaster Says:

    I would like to ask my distinguished college Senator Perry why it is that aliens like himself are able to fit into perfectly sized human masks, yet when they rip them off, their own heads are always revealed to be slightly larger than human-sized.

    (Seriously, have we been so conditioned by the latex deployed in Star Trek and assorted sci-fi movies that we just always expect aliens to have kinda big heads?)

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