Mar 27
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Tom Noir Comments: Release Notes for Catware 3.7:
– Reduced shedding by 15%
– Catpeople can now wield glaives, halberds, and Beretta AR70s
– Removed ridiculous names from Author Name Generator
– Tail toggle added to preferences
– Text correction: mages cast ‘fireball’, not ‘hairball’
– Runaway reproduction issue now fixed
Published 1999
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Tagged with: ax-wielding • beard-wielding • booties • cat people • David A. Cherry • framed cover art • Pocket Books • Richard A. Knaak • shuriken of approval • staff • sword • wizaaaaaaaard
Mar 23
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JuanPaul Comments:
“And ye will know them,
Danu’s Children
For they shall be
Until the last
The bearers of
Booty most mighty”
From the ancient scriptures of Mixalot
Published 1984
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Tagged with: Alison Rush • ax-wielding • beard-wielding • bighanditis • damsel • embossing • font problems • jeans and a t-shirt • Sir Mix-A-Lot • Tor Books • unknown artist • wizaaaaaaaard
Apr 29
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JuanPaul Comments: That expression you get when you realize that you are just cover bait for a bunch of 13 year old geeks.
Published 1980
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Tagged with: Ace Books • chains • cleavage • Colin Kapp • damsel • dude • Richard Corben • slave girl • wizaaaaaaaard
Jul 20
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B. Chiclitz Comments: “The hills are alive, With a lightning-laced wormhole, And a phallic bridge to nowhere, And a band from—wha?”
Published 1999
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Tagged with: damsel • Darrell K. Sweet • embossing • fantastical rock star • font problems • horns • L.E. Modesitt Jr. • lightning • long hair • magic • music • puffy shirt • stairway to heaven • waistcoat • wizaaaaaaaard
Jun 05
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DPN Comments: There is someting about this cover that just isn’t working.
Published 2006
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Tagged with: David Forbes • dude • HarperCollins Books • lens flare • magic • unknown artist • wizaaaaaaaard
May 12
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Tom Noir Comments: Now this here is a real fine used dragon, ma’am. The previous owner was a little old lady who only drove it on Sundays.
Published 1987
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Tagged with: Christopher Stasheff • damsel • Daniel Horne • Del Rey Books • dragon • dude • magic • mighty moustache • once you see it • puffy shirt • Science Fiction Book Club • talons • time travel • wizaaaaaaaard • WTF
Sep 02
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Andrew T Comments: Darth Vader, before he had the Death Star, trained crows each winter.
Published 1978
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Tagged with: Alan Garner • ax-wielding • bird • bladed weapons • cloaks • damsel • David Schleinkofer • dude • dwarf • once you see it • robes • ruffles • smiling animals • sunglasses • sword • Ting! • wizaaaaaaaard
Aug 01
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Miranda Comments: Disproportionate armed wizard holds some kind of jester-headed marital aid. Cover reads, “it could save the kingdom, and entertain at parties!”.
Published 1989
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Tagged with: Ace Books • bighanditis • bladed weapons • damsel • Dean Morrissey • dude • epic thoughts • font problems • jester • Kara Dalkey • magic • magical weapon • proportional issues • puffy shirt • sword • tattoo • throne • tights • wizaaaaaaaard
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