Why is it when conservatives try to act hip and down with the kids they come across as utter prats?

Download: Hip To Be Square – Huey Lewis & The News (mp3)

London trio Kero Kero Bonito made one of the best pop albums of last year and for their next trick they’ve contributed an unlikely cover version to a compilation called Covered In Gloria.

This should put the cat among the Dad Rock pigeons.

While white English kids were trying to play funk in 1980 this was going on in New York.

Don’t have anything interesting to say at the moment so here’s some random funkiness.

Norman Whitfield made his name as a writer/producer at Motown, particularly with The Temptations. After leaving Hitsville USA in 1975 he had his biggest hits with the theme songs to movies: “Car Wash” for Rose Royce, and this one by female trio Stargard in 1977.

“Which Way Is Up?” was the theme to a flop Richard Pryor movie that I would never have heard of if it hadn’t been for this fantastic record which has one of the greatest Disco-Funk grooves ever put on wax. Enjoy.

Download: Which Way Is Up? – Stargard (mp3)

Though probably not as well known as your Gang of Fours and Certain Ratios, this single by The Higsons is one of my favourites of the Punk Funk genre. That time in the late 70s-early 80s when the Indie charts were full of skinny white boys trying to sound like Chic and James Brown and ending up somewhere different and interesting.

Formed in Norwich — the Funk capital of England — The Higsons released a few singles before being signed to 2-Tone records by Jerry Dammers who was looking to broaden the label’s style. They only put out couple of singles on 2-Tone, one of which was the great “Tear The Whole Thing Down” in 1982 which sounds like a hyperactive Talking Heads.

After just the one album Curse of The Higsons the band broke up in 1986. Band leader Charlie Higson went on to find success as a writer for comedian Harry Enfield and then fame of his own playing the immortal character of Ralph on The Fast Show.

I have a vague memory of seeing The Higsons at The Electric Ballroom but can’t remember a damn thing about it. I think that’s less a reflection on them than on my old age.

Download: Tear The Whole Thing Down – The Higsons (mp3)

Not sure if this is the Human League’s very first appearance on TV but it’s close to it. No surprise Tony Wilson was involved.

Think I prefer this to the recorded version.

Last week was also the 35th anniversary of the release of the first in Kent Records’ series of Northern Soul compilations For Dancers Only. This might not be as momentous as the death of Elvis but it was my introduction to the genre so it was a big deal to me. 

I bought nearly all the Kent albums in the 80s (still have them!) and it’s not easy to pick a favourite, but if I had to it would be Soul Class of ’66, partly because it contained this monster tune from Bobby Bland.

Download: Gotta Get To Know You – Bobby Bland (mp3)

Last week was the 40th anniversary of Elvis Presley’s death. I first heard that he’d died when I was in my bedroom doing homework and my mum came in and told me it had been on News On Ten. It was a big deal to her which is why she felt the need to come up the stairs and tell me, but all I mustered in response was the verbal shrug “Oh” and went back to my schoolwork. Truth was I didn’t care all that much, to me then Elvis was just some bloke from the olden days who had nothing to do with me or what was going on in 1977. The Clash even sang a song about it that year.

But I was just being 14 and stupid. A few years later I bought The Sun Sessions and was fully aware of how wrong I’d been to dismiss him. You don’t need me to tell you how different the world would be without Elvis.

I’d been thinking about him because I recently got into a stupid Twitter argument (are there any other kind?) around the issue of him “stealing” black music. A tweet appeared in my feed from some idiot saying that Elvis stole “Hound Dog” from it’s original singer Big Mama Thornton and made millions from it while she was ripped off. Obviously this is ridiculous bullshit, the song was written by Jerry Lieber and Mike Stoller — two white Jewish guys — so no one “stole” it from her.

I try and avoid internet fights for the sake of my mental health but this tweet got thousands of likes and RTs so I felt the need to wade in and correct the record. For my trouble I was told that wasn’t true and I was making it up by someone who had never even heard of Lieber and Stoller. Even when I provided a Wiki link to the song’s history there were still fools convinced it was Thornton’s song and it had been taken from her by a Southern racist. It was like arguing with Trump voters who ignore facts that don’t fit their personal prejudices.

Leaving aside that these twits didn’t know any music history or understand that the singer of a song might not own it, what bugged me the most was that they didn’t seem to understand how popular music works — or almost any art really. Elvis didn’t steal black music, he was influenced by it and integrated it into his own style. The Beatles were initially influenced by Chuck Berry, then borrowed from folk music, Indian music, even Classical. Was this “cultural appropriation” or just how the melting pot of popular music works? Was Ray Charles stealing from white musicians when he made a Country album? Or how about this one? It’s so ridiculous. If everyone stayed in their own boxes popular music would probably still be stuck in the 19th century.

It is true that Elvis became rich and famous partly because he was white while many great black artists languished in obscurity. But don’t blame him. Blame the white radio stations who wouldn’t play their records. Blame the businessmen who ripped them off. Blame the white motel and restaurant owners who wouldn’t let them stay or eat in their establishments while on tour. Or blame the artists who literally did steal songs from black artists and pass them off as their own.

As much as I love Public Enemy, I think their lyric “Elvis was a hero to most, But he never meant shit to me, Straight up racist the sucker was” is where most younger people got their opinion of Elvis and they haven’t bothered to look past it. So much cooler to strike right-on poses on the internet.

Here’s a Blues song Elvis stole from Lowell Fulson in 1960.

Download: Reconsider Baby – Elvis Presley (mp3)