Men! They want women to be a chef in the kitchen, a stove in the bedroom, a grill in the, er, bathroom… they want you to bring them some food, basically.
“Playboy Science Fiction — Brings you to the future world of 2017, where all men’s fantasies come true!”
Playboy REALITY — the world of 2017, where Playboy Magazine stops featuring nude pinups, men are roundly condemned each day on social media for being sexist pigs, and the President of the United States brags about grabbing womens private parts.
Should anyone’s love life involve so many heating units? Red-hot electric bazooms, the end of the road leads to “broil”… I mean, health and safety! This can’t be a UL-approved activity. Third degree burns are not sexy.
I suppose the artist took “red-hot love” and “burning bosoms” too literally?
@GSS noob: Yes, I’m sure editorial discussions about this cover were quite heated.
@all: It’s great fun seeing what sort of comments people will make on covers after they are submitted. I admit that I had no idea this one would inspire so much… poetry?
January 16th, 2017 at 11:20 am
Bunny broiler presents Great British Bakeoff. I like this new direction.
January 16th, 2017 at 12:09 pm
After checking out her burners, you’ll think twice about popping something into her oven.
January 16th, 2017 at 12:39 pm
Men! They want women to be a chef in the kitchen, a stove in the bedroom, a grill in the, er, bathroom… they want you to bring them some food, basically.
January 16th, 2017 at 12:55 pm
‘Ah, hello, dear. Do stand up when my wife enters the room, Carter!’
January 16th, 2017 at 1:10 pm
“You know, for kids.”
January 16th, 2017 at 1:15 pm
Playboy is all about
Big tits and ass.
The tits are electric.
The other? Gas.
January 16th, 2017 at 2:29 pm
@Tom:
Playboy is all about
Silicone humps.
The gas that comes out
Is for roasting rumps.
January 16th, 2017 at 3:50 pm
I’d recommend Space Sheep but I suspect the good ovine has no interest in becoming Space ‘broiled’ Lamb.
January 16th, 2017 at 4:56 pm
I have to say, a fembot with a built-in stove is new.
I can only conclude that the artist was hungry when he painted this.
January 16th, 2017 at 5:01 pm
‘We can’t stop here, this is braut country!’
January 16th, 2017 at 5:47 pm
Wonder what happens if Henry feels like having some sushi.
January 16th, 2017 at 6:16 pm
“Playboy Science Fiction — Brings you to the future world of 2017, where all men’s fantasies come true!”
Playboy REALITY — the world of 2017, where Playboy Magazine stops featuring nude pinups, men are roundly condemned each day on social media for being sexist pigs, and the President of the United States brags about grabbing womens private parts.
Please, give us a third alternative…
January 16th, 2017 at 10:23 pm
@Tom Hering: brilliant!
Should anyone’s love life involve so many heating units? Red-hot electric bazooms, the end of the road leads to “broil”… I mean, health and safety! This can’t be a UL-approved activity. Third degree burns are not sexy.
I suppose the artist took “red-hot love” and “burning bosoms” too literally?
January 17th, 2017 at 1:48 am
@GSS noob: Yes, I’m sure editorial discussions about this cover were quite heated.
@all: It’s great fun seeing what sort of comments people will make on covers after they are submitted. I admit that I had no idea this one would inspire so much… poetry?
January 17th, 2017 at 5:02 am
And we didn’t even get into “what’s the thing along the bottom edge, a cannon?” and “why are the stove boobs sideways?”
a hunka hunka burning love…
January 17th, 2017 at 2:20 pm
Playboy books moving to Ballard country? “Why I want to fuck my Aga.”
August 8th, 2017 at 2:45 am
Yuck, Yuck, Yuckability;
Not the beauty of Gas.