jimmy  🌹

how funny would it be if Benedict cumberbatch won this

what uhh… what just happened?

what is this Andre Garfield true detective shit

every cop will show up to a public funeral for a single officer killed in action but thousands of them will refuse to get a vaccine to protect themselves, their fellow officers, or the public from the number one cop killer: covid

it’s cool that all competing forces combine to result in the worst outcomes for almost everyone, all the time, because of endemic flaws in American legal and social structure lol

@SamsungSupport how do I install my dryer without burning my house down. Does any single fucking human work at this company, or is it all robots? So far it seems like all robots

fucking shit company. never buying another one of your products after this terrible experience

you’re worse than @comcast somehow

dipshit motherfuckers can’t even read

turn my internet back on you colossal turds

A “day” is from when I wake up until I go to bed. Midnight means nothing to me. Fuck your clock, nerd.

#slashtag Mandibles. It’s like Dumb and Dumber if instead of finding a briefcase full of money, they found a giant fly that that they try to train to rob banks for them. It’s in French and subtitled, but the comedy still works. Only 77 minutes! $7 to rent most platforms

why is Holly Hunter announcing men’s Olympic diving

wearing a mask is literally so simple and so costless. that there is so much opposition to them means that we, as a species, are hopeless. Never again will anyone ask you to do so little for such benefit. We may as well all just spit in each other’s mouths and die quickly