Tristana

Young Harvest (2013)

Actors: Conrad Faraj (producer), Conrad Faraj (writer), Christopher Kaczmarek (actor), Crissy Kolarik (actress), Shawn Michelle (producer), Douglas Slygh (actor), Troy Bogdan (miscellaneous crew), Meg Quisenberry (producer), Pakob Jarernpone (actor), Kinsley Funari (actress), Kayla McDonald (actress), Mark Falvo (actor), Pauline Nowakowski (producer), Mark Falvo (actor), Christine Magda (actress),

Plot: An enthusiastic internet celebrity, Bryce Ryder, throws the party of a lifetime in celebration of his 100th video- yet an unexpected guest plots to murder everyone in attendance.

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Everyone's Dying To Go The party begins. The party never dies.

10 pelis (2011)

Actors: Carlos Bardem (actor), Borja Álvarez Ramírez (producer), Borja Álvarez Ramírez (producer), Borja Álvarez Ramírez (actor), Borja Álvarez Ramírez (director), Susanna Griso (actress), Dani Guerrero (actor), Carolina Petterson (actress), Aïtana Novau (actress), Fernando Hernández Barral (writer), Fernando Hernández Barral (actor), Fernando Hernández Barral (producer), Fernando Hernández Barral (producer), Ines Kerzan (actress), Marta Carracedo (producer),

Plot: At video store Akaba you can find Forti, the guy who likes movies, Doc, the guy who knows everything about movies, and Nic, who wants to make movies. Along with them you'll discover the comedy and tragedy behind the counter of a crazy video store.

Keywords: afternoon, amateur-cinema, amateur-feature-film, attraction, bedroom, black-humor, brunette, clerk, complaining, complaint
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,

Quotes:

Nic Dávila: Sorry, I gotta go. I have to return some videotapes.

Sofía: ¿Tienes cine de alterne?

Loco salido: Ese es Russ Cross.::Dóctor: Será Russell Crowe.::Loco salido: No, es Russ Cross. El de Gladiator.::Dóctor: Russell Crowe.::Loco salido: Pues yo creo que es el de Gladiator.

Patricia Falo: ¿Tenéis tampones o latas de comida para perros?::Nic Dvila: No, querida, esto es un videoclub, el supermercado lo tieens a la vuelta de la esquina.

Odio a Kubrick: ¿Dóctor, sabías que Tarantino empezó en un videoclub?

Odio a Kubrick: ¿Elizabethtown? Eso es una cursilada. El chico vuelve a su pueblo porque ha muerto papá y allí conoce a una tía buena que además de quererle es más lírica que Walt Whitman. Es mucho mejor Garden State.

Loco salido: Doc, ¿tienes Dejabugo?::Dóctor: Será Deja vu.::Loco salido: Eso, De Jabugo, como el jamón.

Almudena: ¡El videoclub, qué guay! ¿Me recomiendas una peli?

La Gata: Queríamos una peli mala, un thriller de psicópatas que sea complicado y que tenga misterio. Difícil de seguir pero que no sea lioso. Con muchos personajes y que no se descubra nada hasta el final pero con vericuetos. Ah, y que esté doblada a un español fácil. Johan es holandés y aunque entiende bien el inglés yo no aguanto los subtítulos, ahí, en pequeñito, me cansan mucho.

Guillermo Dominga: ¡Qué buena An streetcar named desire!::Carlos Buja Ron: ¡Qué grande Marlon!::Guillermo Dominga: Enorme Kowalsky, cómo se nota que Brando ya la había hecho en teatro. Estaba más sexual que en El último tango en París... , perdón, quería decir Last tango in Paris; L'ultimo tango a Parigi o Le dernier tango.::Carlos Buja Ron: Todos los títulos son válidos. Tennesse es un genio, ¿qué me dices de Cat on the hot tin roof con Newman aplicándose whiskies con coca cola uno tras otro?::Guillermo Dominga: ¡Qué herramienta narrativa tan sutil!::Forti: En esa película Paul Newman es marica.

Machete (2010)

Actors: Jessica Alba (actress), Lindsay Lohan (actress), Matthew Tompkins (actor), Danny Trejo (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Tom Savini (actor), Gary Teague (actor), Robert De Niro (actor), Steven Seagal (actor), Jason Douglas (actor), Jeff Fahey (actor), Stacy Keach (actor), Don Johnson (actor), Michelle Rodriguez (actress), Rose McGowan (actress),

Plot: The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his brother Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!

Keywords: 2000s, 35-mm-camera, action-hero, aikido, ambulance, american-citizenship, anti-hero, arrest, arsenal, assassin
Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: He was given an offer he couldn't refuse... They just fucked with the wrong Mexican! If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you! He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys! Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive. A Pissed Off Mexican Out to Settle a Score Lindsay Lohan as The Sister Robert De Niro as The Senator Danny Trejo as Machete Michelle Rodriguez as She

Quotes:

Padre Benito del Toro: It's not safe for you to be here.::Machete: I'm not looking for "safe".::Padre Benito del Toro: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here! [Padre quickly blesses Machete] I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!

Machete: Machete don't text.

Sartana: We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us!

Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.::Machete: Machete improvises.

Padre Benito del Toro: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?::Machete: Mexican.

Von Jackson: There's nothing I'd like more than to see that Mexican dance the Bolero at the end of a rope.

Booth: Machete sent me a text.::Osiris Ampanpour: What did it say?::Booth: "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican."

Sartana: Well, there's the law and there's what's right. I'm gonna do what's right.

Senator McLaughlin: [after shooting a Mexican trying to cross the border] Welcome to America.

Torrez: You're Machete's girl. I know, cause you're his type.::Sartana: What type is that?::Torrez: Dead.

Animals (2008)

Actors: Naveen Andrews (actor), Mike Staheli (miscellaneous crew), Ron Roggé (actor), Bart Johnson (actor), Bill Borden (producer), Kristin Ludwin (miscellaneous crew), Andrew Langton (miscellaneous crew), Marc Blucas (actor), Tommy Woodard (miscellaneous crew), Kathleen Detoro (costume designer), Matthew Temple (actor), Charles Halford (actor), Barry Rosenbush (producer), Andrew K. Hodge (miscellaneous crew), Mark Elias (actor),

Plot: Syd Jarrett is an unsuspecting, down-and-out man in a washed-up hick town whose life is turned upside down when the drop-dead gorgeous Nora walks through the door of the local bar. Jarrett's passion for Nora leads him peripherally into a sub-culture of animals where he encounters Vic, a renegade whose animal instincts are stronger than his human ones. As things begin to get even worse, Jarrett realizes that his best chance for happiness, and survival, lies in his true love for Jane.

Keywords: bar, based-on-novel, bathroom, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, cigarette-smoking, cocaine, construction-site, construction-worker, convenience-store, convenience-store-clerk
Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: The Deadliest Predator Is Already Inside You.

Piedras (2002)

Actors: Najwa Nimri (actress), Julián Teurlais (actor), Teresa Font (editor), Simón Andreu (actor), Antonia San Juan (actress), Pascal Gaigne (composer), Lola Dueñas (actress), Vicky Peña (actress), Manuel de Blas (actor), Ángela Molina (actress), Andrés Gertrúdix (actor), Francisco Ramos (producer), Daniele Liotti (actor), Ricardo García Arrojo (producer), Susi Sánchez (actress),

Plot: "In life, we first organize large stones (Piedras) such as love, friendship, family, and a career." In this way, we will find space between these to fit smaller stones, our small necessities. If you act in an inverse way, you will not have the room for larger stones. The five protagonists of my film are women who have not been able to organize the large "stones" in their lives. Ramón Salazar, Spanish director defines his first feature Stones in this way. The film tells the parallel, conflicting trajectory of five women: Anita, Isabel, Adela, Leire, and Maricarmen. All are endeavoring to remove the stones that insistently appear in their path or, worst, that are in their shoes. They are five Cinderellas in search of prince charming and a new chance in life.

Keywords: one-word-title
Genres: Drama,

Tristana (1987)

Actors: Laurent Boutonnat (producer), Laurent Boutonnat (director), Laurent Boutonnat (writer), Laurent Boutonnat (composer), Carine Sarfati (costume designer), Mylène Farmer (actress), Agnès Mouchel (editor), Sophie Tellier (actress), André Noël (miscellaneous crew), Alain Grandgerard (producer), Agnes Bermejo (miscellaneous crew), Laurent Bréchet (actor), Emmanuel Legrand (miscellaneous crew), André Bouchet (actor), Sacha Prijovic (actor),

Genres: Fantasy, Musical, Romance, Short,

Tristana (1970)

Actors: Aldo Sambrell (actor), José Riesgo (actor), Vicente Roca (actor), Saturno Cerra (actor), Luis Rico (actor), José María Caffarel (actor), Fernando Rey (actor), José Calvo (actor), Franco Nero (actor), Adriano Domínguez (actor), Antonio Casas (actor), Antonio Ferrandis (actor), Sergio Mendizábal (actor), Juanjo Menéndez (actor), Catherine Deneuve (actress),

Plot: When the young woman Tristana's mother dies, she is entrusted to the guardianship of the well-respected though old Don Lope. Don Lope is well-liked and well-known because of his honorable nature, despite his socialistic views about business and religion. But Don Lope's one weakness is women, and he falls for the innocent girl in his charge, seduces her, makes her his lover, though all the while explaining to her that she is as free as he. But when she acts on this freedom, Don Lope must deal with the consequences of his world-view.

Keywords: 1920s, amputated-leg, anti-clericalism, based-on-novel, bell, bourgeoisie-values, broke, character-name-in-title, clapper, combing-beard
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Somewhere between the innocent girl and the not so innocent mistress is the bizarre, sensuous story of Tristana

Quotes:

Don Lope: [Consoling Tristana after she's had a bad dream] It's good to have dreams, even if they're frightening... The dead don't dream.