Hans Fallada Resistance Tote Bag
Black tote bag that doubles as a reminder of the First Rule of the Resistance: FIGHT BACK. On the front is a quote from Hans Fallada’s singular novel of the struggle against Nazism, Every Man Dies Alone; on the back, the Melville House logo. The slightly-longer-than-usual black cotton strap makes it easy to carry this on your shoulder.
Some of the things you can carry in this bag:
- A generous helping of anti-Trump literature
- Approximately thirty-two Trump Steaks® to be taken onto a boat and thrown overboard
- Water bottles and sandwiches, to share with your fellow protesters
- Ahem, redacted documents
- Seeds, lots of seeds
- 216 copies of the US Constitution
- Two small therapy dogs, or a larger number of therapy hamsters
- A literally infinite quantity of human decency
- Y’know, hairspray
- A howler monkey, if well-behaved
- The existential absence of certain Twitter accounts
- A bullshit detector (batteries sold separately)
- 64 horrendous orange toupees
- Books by Hans Fallada, obviously