Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967) is an American television host, producer, writer, comedian, voice actor, musician and radio personality. He is the host and executive producer of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a late-night talk show that premiered on ABC in 2003. Kimmel also hosted the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards on September 23, 2012.

Prior to hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live!, he was best known as the co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money. Kimmel has also produced such shows as Crank Yankers, Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, and The Andy Milonakis Show.

Early life

Kimmel was born in Brooklyn, New York, and grew up in the neighborhood of Mill Basin the eldest of three children of Joan (née Iacono), a homemaker, and James John Kimmel, an IBM executive.

He is, and was raised, Catholic, and as a child served as an altar boy. Kimmel's mother is of Italian ancestry; two of his paternal great-great-grandparents were German emigrants, and his family's surname was "Kümmel" several generations back. The family moved to Las Vegas, Nevada, when he was nine years old. He graduated from Ed W. Clark High School.

'Jimmy Kimmel' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Not Another Celebrity Movie (2014)

Actors: Ronald L. Carr (miscellaneous crew), Bree Olson (actress), Emilio Ferrari (director), Charlene Tilton (actress), Tori Black (actress), Scott Schaffer (miscellaneous crew), Emilio Ferrari (producer), Rick Avery (miscellaneous crew), Rick Avery (miscellaneous crew), Frank Medrano (actor), Cat Sides (actress), Cat Sides (actress), Joseph A. Liuzzi (miscellaneous crew), David Jason Perez (actor), William Guirola (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Danny Roane: First Time Director (2006)

Actors: Andy Dick (writer), Andy Dick (producer), Rachel Zeskind (actress), Bob Odenkirk (actor), Ben Stiller (actor), Debra Wilson (actress), Danny Trejo (actor), Jimmy Kimmel (actor), Andy Dick (actor), Kevin P. Farley (actor), Jack Black (actor), Michael Hitchcock (actor), Frankie Muniz (actor), Andy Dick (director), James Van Der Beek (actor),

Plot: A television actor drinks too much and gets blackballed from the industry, and then he decides to break back in by directing his own movie. Eventually, he gets sober, and then falls off the wagon and goes crazy and turns his film into a musical.

Keywords: character-name-in-title
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Danny Roane: When I think of Hell I think of the Devil dancing in licks of flames with lost souls behind cars and in cages. Can you get some of those by the way?::John Imbagliado: Oh yeah, I'll just go out to the prop store and pick up some lost souls.

Deidra Fennigan: [referring to Danny Roane] I haven't seen him since he went into rehab for I think about, DINK, the fourth time.

Nathan West: My mind is made of Hitler.

Leslie: Okay, sure... I'll just do it like this because I'm dyslectic and sideways.

Danny Roane: At least get some flames coming out here.::John Imbagliado: You mean real flames?::Danny Roane: Yeah.::John Imbagliado: No.::Danny Roane: It's just gas, get some tubing it'll be easy.::John Imbagliado: No, the whole thing will go up like a dinner box.::Danny Roane: Well you just make sure the whole thing is flame retarded.::John Imbagliado: Excuse me?::Danny Roane: Get some stuff on here that makes it flame retarded.::John Imbagliado: Retardant.::Danny Roane: What?::John Imbagliado: It's not flame retarded, it's ...::Danny Roane: Well make sure it's flame retarded that's my point.::John Imbagliado: No there's no such word as flame retarded, it's FLAME RETARDANT.::Danny Roane: No.::John Imbagliado: NO.::Danny Roane: No, it's retarded. Like it's slow to the flames. Flame retarded means it's slow to the flames.::John Imbagliado: You know I wish you wouldn't do that. My cousin is retarded, he's forty two years-old and all day long he eats mayonnaise with a spoon. So just stop with those jokes, I'd appreciate it.

Paul Gunderson: Is a line producer important to a film? I don't know, let me ask you a question - are your feet important to you walking?

Kimmel, Jimmy Filmography

Play in Full Screen AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Mel Brooks

2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The Smurfs 2

2013, role: actor , character name: Passive-Aggressive Smurf
Play in Full Screen The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards

2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer, Presenter: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, Nominated: Outstanding Writing for a Variety Series & Outstanding Variety Series
Play in Full Screen Kobe Up Close: Hosted by Jimmy Kimmel

2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The Mark Twain Prize: Ellen DeGeneres

2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The Kennedy Center Honors

2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
Play in Full Screen Me at the Zoo

2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The 64th Primetime Emmy Awards

2012, role: writer
Play in Full Screen Project X

2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The 64th Primetime Emmy Awards

2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Play in Full Screen Night of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together for Autism Programs

2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards

2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Play in Full Screen Runnin' Rebels of UNLV

2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen 16th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards

2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
Play in Full Screen The Greatest Movie Ever Sold

2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Hollywood Salutes Matt Damon: An American Cinematheque Tribute

2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Scream Awards 2010

2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Untitled Adam Carolla Project

2010, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Seattle Komedy Dokumentary

2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education

2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Lost: The Final Season - Beginning of the End

2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special: In 3-D! On Ice!

2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen A Trip to Prison

2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The 7th Annual TV Land Awards

2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Steve-O: Demise and Rise

2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Alligator Boots

2009, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Ace in the Hole

2009, role: producer
Play in Full Screen WWE: The Bash

2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The 60th Primetime Emmy Awards

2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition
Play in Full Screen The 35th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards

2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
Play in Full Screen Big Night of Stars

2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Play in Full Screen Chabad: To Life Telethon

2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Big Night of Stars

2008, role: producer
Play in Full Screen 2008 American Music Awards

2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Play in Full Screen 2008 American Music Awards Red Carpet Live

2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Hellboy II: The Golden Army

2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen ESPYS Backstage

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen ESPY Awards

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Play in Full Screen Confessions of a Superhero

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen 2007 American Music Awards

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Certifiably Jonathan

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen CMT Greatest Moments: Hank Williams Jr.

2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen 2006 American Music Awards

2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen 2006 Independent Spirit Awards

2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner

2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Filmed Roaster
Play in Full Screen Comic Relief 2006

2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Danny Roane: First Time Director

2006, role: actor , character name: Jimmy Kimmel
Play in Full Screen Jimmy Kimmel Live's All-Star Salute to Jimmy Kimmel Live!

2006, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Jimmy Kimmel:

"Don't be fooled by the dumb blonde routine. This woman is as smart as a rock."

"See Andy, ... one day you're going to be right here, between Ernest Torrance and Olive Borden."

"What did you make last year - $350?"

"ABC is on a roll. It seemed inevitable that they'd do something like this to screw it up."

"What I said about Pistons fans during halftime was a joke, nothing more. If I offended anyone, I'm sorry. Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car."

"Oh, great, ... Three people beating me up. Maybe it isn't such a great idea."

"I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you."

"It goes both ways,"

"Adam doesn't need a partner, ... The guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander."

"You would get your a*s kicked... I would have to take off my shoe and beat you down, brother!"

"I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid."

"I'm a terrible golfer."

"You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage."

"That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't."

"I only get unusual ailments."

"It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up."

"I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?"

"At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the Oscars. At the Oscars, you have people who are used to having 40 takes."

"I can't be as flip as I once was."

"My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians."

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Hollyoaks star Jimmy Essex may be experiencing all sorts of drama in his onscreen love life at the moment, but outside of Chester it looks like things are going very well for the actor, as he's shared a loved-up photo of him with his boyfriend on their four-year anniversary ... "You must be mental! I love you." While Jimmy hasn't ......

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Jason Day showcased some quick Australian wit in a press conference ahead of Thursday’s PGA Championship ... 2016 PGA Championship winner Jimmy Walker is a pretty decent amateur astrophotographer ... Not bad ... A post shared by Jimmy Walker (@jimmywalkerpga) on Apr 16, 2017 at 11.30am PDT....

Matt LeBlanc Reveals 'Friends' Scene That Led to 'Exploded' Shoulder

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Fans got just that when Matt LeBlanc sat down this week with Jimmy Kimmel ... He told Kimmel he knew Edwards wasn't a real doctor, but apparently it was still jarring to see him there after a serious injury ... "Jimmy Kimmel Live" airs weeknights at 11.35 p.m ... ....

Ex-boxer Terry Carruthers to make bareknuckle debut on Sept 9

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“I’ve got my hunger back ... That first fight is against Jimmy ‘Gypsy Boy’ McCrory on a bill topped by three world-title fights and Carruthers said ... The show at the Echo Arena features Jimmy Sweeney, Nathan Leeson and Joe Rigg defending their world titles and tickets are available from 07462 722273. ....

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Former world No 1 Jason Day admits he is annoyed at slipping to seventh in the rankings ahead of this week's US PGA Championship ... "It annoys and motivates me at the same time to be honest," Day said of his position in the rankings ... Day revealed that defending champion Jimmy Walker - who is an astrophotographer - gave telescopes to each of the players at the champions' dinner on Tuesday, adding ... "Jimmy was actually explaining it to us ... ....

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'Jimmy Kimmel' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Not Another Celebrity Movie (2014)

Danny Roane: First Time Director (2006)

Quotes:

Kimmel, Jimmy Filmography

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Famous quotes by Jimmy Kimmel:

"Don't be fooled by the dumb blonde routine. This woman is as smart as a rock."

"See Andy, ... one day you're going to be right here, between Ernest Torrance and Olive Borden."

"What did you make last year - $350?"

"ABC is on a roll. It seemed inevitable that they'd do something like this to screw it up."

"What I said about Pistons fans during halftime was a joke, nothing more. If I offended anyone, I'm sorry. Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car."

"Oh, great, ... Three people beating me up. Maybe it isn't such a great idea."

"I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you."

"It goes both ways,"

"Adam doesn't need a partner, ... The guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander."

"You would get your a*s kicked... I would have to take off my shoe and beat you down, brother!"

"I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid."

"I'm a terrible golfer."

"You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage."

"That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't."

"I only get unusual ailments."

"It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up."

"I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?"

"At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the Oscars. At the Oscars, you have people who are used to having 40 takes."

"I can't be as flip as I once was."

"My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians."

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