“Organising a wildlife encounter with a koala and wombat for one family who did not actually want to leave the hotel was an interesting one.”

You'll probably want to take another route.

SWEET TOOTH: Who doesn't love cake? Gourmet Pies owner and manager George Vagianakis is showcasing his colourful summer favourites at the Queen Victoria Night Markets, until April 11. Picture: Wayne Taylor

Congrats Mack Horton on winning Australia's first gold at the 2018 Comm Games

Frankston locals should prepare for traffic woes this May

'Why isn't he getting rid of...'

Millions of people around the world have yelled this question at their TV, but it turns out there's a very simple, logical answer.

... And no, it's not 'because the producers control everything'.

You may want to reconsider your commute home.

TEAMS: See all the squads for Round 3 of the AFL season.

A mum had “intimate relations” with her baby’s killer in hospital, while doctors prepared to switch off her dying five-month-old daughter's life support.

"I was sick of feeling depressed ... I knew I needed to clean up my diet and get fit."

This 42-year-old Melbourne mum – who doesn't count calories – has accumulated more than 118,000 Instagram followers, and is on a mission to show that it's never too late to improve your health.

"I matched with you on Tinder, and..."

No heckle that starts like this could possibly end well.

“I am truly sorry for my actions and will now do everything I can to be a better person, teammate and role model.”

The iconic car manufacturer sits in 10th spot for cars purchased in March, its lowest ranking since 1948.

... And you might be surprised to see which model of car has topped the best-sellers list.

They were behind at least 15 murders, but Melbourne's Painters and Dockers were no match for a hard-boiled detective, an eccentric journo and a photographer hiding in a shipping container.

Shoppers have been caught up in chaos at Northland shopping centre as a police pursuit of a stolen black Porsche dramatically ended in the car park.

Former federal MP, footy commentator and anti-violence campaigner Phil Cleary has declared he will contest the Melbourne Lord Mayor election.

Well, this is disgusting.