thomas violence

@thomas_violence

I write at , talk at and I'm semi-regularly in print at . Demonstrably not a genius.

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Joined August 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 hours ago

    I hopped back into my podcasting station to express my desire to karate chop an 18-year-old pen enthusiast and talk about gay homo stuff

    EPISODE 19: The Fountain Pen Of Youth 🌴 We tackle Caleb Bond's latest piece about "teens" and Ben's trip to Area 51
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  2. 12 minutes ago

    crossed the Mississippi for the second time this trip but this time it was really small. hire me to be a travel writer

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  3. 21 minutes ago

    g'day from beautiful Bemidji, Minnesota

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  4. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    If the only thing preventing you from sexually assaulting someone is other people being in the room, please seek professional help.

    In Light of the Weinstein Situation, Let’s Re-Visit Mike Pence’s Rule About Meeting With Women Alone
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  5. Retweeted
    11 Oct 2015

    Oh, man! admire and model thyself after the whale!

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  6. 4 hours ago

    incredible (thank you for the tip off )

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  7. 4 hours ago

    the chameleon's unique abilities allow it to blend in in almost any environment

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  8. 5 hours ago
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    she believes aliens built the pyramids and is quite likely the only member of my extended family that i enjoy spending time with

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  9. 5 hours ago

    my aunty (also australian) just commented on one of my FB posts to say she's like 100 miles away from where i am, in rural minnesota

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    12 hours ago

    Hey Oz folks! Want to donate to Horse Rescue Australia and get some cool pro-horse stickers? Check THIS out. I drew one of them!

    It's almost Melbourne cup and you should donate money to horse rescue Aus, and get some beautiful lil stickers:
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  11. 5 hours ago
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    i urge you to read this thing i wrote for no reason. i crave that you read it

    6 replies 6 retweets 42 likes
  12. 5 hours ago

    i urge you to watch this trailer immediately

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  13. 16 hours ago
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  15. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Fuck I cannot handle ’s Caleb voice in the latest . It’s basically a war crime.

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  16. 19 hours ago

    been having all sorts of great* ideas for stuff to write while I've been driving

    The Teachings of Frederick C. Trump To His Son, Donald, As They Traversed A Meadow On A Spring Morning
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  17. 19 hours ago

    The Teachings of Frederick C. Trump To His Son, Donald, As They Traversed A Meadow On A Spring Morning

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  19. 20 hours ago

    1. "this dude is subordinate to his boss" is not really actually a joke 2. you have some very weird sexual hangups

    15 replies 43 retweets 518 likes
  20. 21 hours ago

    the downside of this trip is meeting a bunch of people that i now wish i could hang out with regularly

    5 replies 71 likes
  21. 21 hours ago
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    extremely related link

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