Say howdy to the warmongering murderer who exploited the events of 9/11 to launch a cynical, oil-grabbing war in the Middle East.

Responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocents in Iraq, this swaggering oaf's gung-ho antics has resulted in the world being a far more dangerous place.

And if that wasn't bad enough, he's threatened the future of the planet by dumping the Kyoto Treaty to reduce CO2 emissions ("it's bad for US business!") while presiding over the world's most wasteful nation and the planet's biggest polluter.

He's also the blundering halfwit who signed a law allowing gun owners to bring guns into church and made air pollution regulations voluntary rather than mandatory (making Texas the worst air polluter in the US).

Slap the fucker. Hard!