Cleaver

Smiling & Dialing (2015)

Actors: Scott Michael Campbell (producer), Reathel Bean (actor), Phoebe Jonas (actress), James P. Engel (actor), James P. Engel (writer), Mac Brydon (actor), Jane Cortney (actor), Henry Ravelo (producer),

Plot: A loving satire of the eccentrics who sell theatre subscriptions over the phone. Between acting gigs, (much of the time), JARED (30's, bookish) pays his bills by telemarketing for the Arena Theatre, a Los Angeles non-profit mostly patronized by the blue haired set. Jared grew up in New York City, and hasn't been home to visit his mother in over ten years. Jared asks his boss, the evil CLEAVER, a musical theatre aficionado prone to bursting into song, for time off. Cleaver tells Jared he can have the time off if he wins the weekly sales contest, the biggest one of the year.

Genres: Comedy,

On Full Tilt (2013)

Actors: Richard Titley (producer), Richard Titley (writer), Richard Titley (producer), Richard Titley (director), Richard Titley (editor), Sergio Kulikovsky (actor), Kelly Matthews (actor), Richard Quigley (actor), Simon Richards (actor), Simon Clarke (actor), Dave 'Hobbit' Woodford (actor), Reeney Woodford (actor), Jordan Cook (composer), John Williams (actor), Kya Cook (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short, Sport,

Slasher House (2012)

Actors: Eleanor James (actress), Eleanor James (actress), Mj Dixon (director), Mj Dixon (writer), Mj Dixon (producer), Jeff Stoll (producer), Hannah Morris (actress), Chris Yardley (producer), Anna McCarthy (actress), Anna McCarthy (producer), Collette Von Tora (actress), Collette Von Tora (producer), Helen Pawson (actress), Blaze Bayley (actor), Jonny Raw (actor),

Plot: When RED awakens in a prison cell within an old abandoned Madhouse, she has no idea how she got there and why she has been placed there. As her cell door opens she soon discovers that she is not alone. Trapped with the worlds most notorious serial killers she finds herself caught in a deadly game with no escape as one by one the other 'inmates' are released to stalk her as their own prey. RED must now battle impossible enemies as she tries to find her freedom and soon realizes that there is a bigger plan for all this than she first realized. Will this 'Final' girl have what it takes? Or will she see the last of her days in the endless corridors of SLASHER HOUSE!

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: One Girl. Four Killers... Welcome Home.

The Cleaver (2011)

Actors: Mike Orie (actor), Jason DeWitt (actor), Michael Philips (actor), Pascal Fortin (director), Christopher McCoy (editor),

Genres: Action, Short,

Pigs (2007)

Actors: Katharine Jane Reid (actress), Jefferson Brown (actor), Randy Manis (producer), Michael Baker (producer), Kim Allan (actress), Darryn Lucio (actor), Melanie Marden (actress), Karl DiPelino (writer), Karl DiPelino (actor), Karl DiPelino (director), Karl DiPelino (editor), Luka Apt (actor), Leslie Ferreira (actress), Leslie Ferreira (actress), Chris Ragonetti (producer),

Plot: Take an intimate look at college life in the gritty romantic comedy PiGS. Miles is smooth, smart and attractive - the definitive ladies' man. After returning from yet another successful conquest, Miles' best friend Cleaver has the idea for Miles to try and "complete" the entire alphabet prior to his graduation. Goaded on by his dorm mates, Miles accepts and the contest begins. The rules are simple: the rarer the first letter of the girl's last name, the higher the odds. Money and pride are on the line, and all is going according to plan, until Miles comes face-to-face with the captivating Gabrielle Xeropolos, aka: the "X". She's everything Miles has ever wanted in a girl. Now he's torn between his ever-growing feelings for Gabrielle, and his allegiance to his testosterone-filled dorm buddies. The ultimate question remains - are all guys PiGS?

Keywords: alphabet, animal-in-cast-credits, black-bra, black-bra-and-panties, bobble-head-doll, bra, casual-sex, caught-masturbating, cleavage, fraternity
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: 26 girls. 26 letters in the alphabet. 1 campus legend.

Quotes:

Miles: [to Ben] She's way out of your league, and you know what, the sooner you realize that the happier you'll be.

[first lines]::Cleaver: I can't. I can't. I said "come on baby, why not?"

[last lines]::Cleaver: [to Big Eddie] I'll admit this is looking a little grim right now.

[repeated line]::Cleaver: Hear that?

Miles: Now let me get this straight...

Brothers in Law (1957)

Actors: Robert Raglan (actor), Leslie Phillips (actor), Brian Oulton (actor), Miles Malleson (actor), Henry B. Longhurst (actor), Nicholas Parsons (actor), Arthur Mullard (actor), Eric Barker (actor), Richard Attenborough (actor), Basil Dignam (actor), Kenneth Griffith (actor), John Boxer (actor), Raymond Huntley (actor), John Le Mesurier (actor), Kynaston Reeves (actor),

Plot: Newly qualified barrister Roger Thursby joins his flatmate as a trainee at a London law firm. Thrown in at the deep end by the absent-minded senior partner, his first few appearances in court border on the disastrous as he encounters a succession of cantankerous judges.

Keywords: attorney, barrister, based-on-novel, courtroom, fraud, golf, judge, jury, rivalry, witness
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: And NOW - it's the lid off the LAW!

Quotes:

Foreword: If all the characters in this film were not fictitious - it would be alarming!

Clerk: "You start with a blue robing bag, sir. Then if you do good work for counsel, he'll give you a red one. If at the end of seven years you haven't been given a red bag - use a suitcase."

The Dawn Patrol (1938)

Actors: John J. Richardson (actor), George Kirby (actor), Basil Rathbone (actor), Sidney Bracey (actor), Melville Cooper (actor), Shep Houghton (actor), David Niven (actor), Carl Esmond (actor), Herbert Evans (actor), James Burke (actor), Barry Fitzgerald (actor), Errol Flynn (actor), Fred Graham (actor), Donald Crisp (actor), Tom Seidel (actor),

Plot: In 1915 France, Major Brand commands the 39th Squadron of the Royal Flying Corps. The young airmen go up in bullet-riddled "crates" and the casualty rate is appalling, but Brand can't make the "brass hats" at headquarters see reason. Insubordinate air ace Captain Courtney is another thorn in Brand's side...but finds the smile wiped from his face when he rises to command the squadron himself. Everyone keeps a stiff upper lip.

Keywords: airplane-on-fire, anti-aircraft-gun, aviation, biplane, bomb, boot, boots, bravery, british-soldier, brother-brother-relationship
Genres: Drama, War,
Taglines: They roared through the dawn . . . with death on their wings ! Roaring into each blood-red dawn . . . fighting for women they had never seen . . . for love they might never know ! !

Quotes:

Capt. Courtney: Hooh, I did't understand a word, did you?::Lt. 'Scotty' Scott: No, I took German in school but...::Capt. Courtney: So did I, but I can't understand the way these foreigners speak it.

Capt. Courtney: Man is a savage animal, who, periodically to relieve his nervous tension, tries to destroy himself.

Phipps: [Opens package dropped by enemy plane] It's his helmet and goggles. It means a very gallant gentleman died this afternoon. And for what? What have all these deaths accomplished? So many fine chaps have died in this war and are going to die in future wars. [pause] That's all, gentlemen.

Maj. Brand: You know what this place is? It's a slaughterhouse, and I'm the butcher!

Lt. 'Scotty' Scott: It's a funny war.::Phipps: [sadly] No, not awfully.

Capt. Courtney: [drunkenly] Gentlemen, keep the war going please. We're going to roll in a few gutters.

Phipps: [Whimsically after reading a letter from home] You know, Brand, it'd be awfully nice if we had a dog around here in the mornings to come in and cheer us up.::Phipps: [Whistling and talking to an imagined dog] Here! Come on, fella! Come on here! Mind your muddy feet. Come on!::Maj. Brand: [Brand has been deep in thought and only now realizes Phipps is talking] What you doing?::Phipps: Uh, the dog.::Maj. Brand: Dog? What dog? Where?::Phipps: No, I say it would be nice if we had a dog to come in here in the mornings to sort of cheer us up, you know? And... [He mutters as he realizes Brand has not been listening to him]::Phipps: [He kisses the letter] I thought it would be sort of cozy, you know.::Maj. Brand: [Brand eventually realizes what Phipps has been saying and he smiles faintly]

Maj. Brand: [Brand approaches a sulking Courtney] To him!::Capt. Courtney: [Courtney initially shows resentment but smiles when he realizes what he's drinking to] I'll drink to that. To Scott-O! Sleep tight.

Capt. Courtney: [Asking Phipps to translate to the German POW] Ask him if he'll drink a toast to the dead.

The House of Unrest (1931)

Actors: Leslie Perrins (actor), Tom Helmore (actor), Leslie Howard Gordon (writer), Dorothy Boyd (actress), Leslie Howard Gordon (director), Leslie Howard Gordon (writer), Malcolm Keen (actor), Hubert Carter (actor), Mary Mayfren (actress), Seymour Hill (producer),

Genres: Mystery,

Young Nowheres (1929)

Actors: Richard Barthelmess (actor), Anders Randolf (actor), Bert Roach (actor), Scott Seaton (actor), Ray Turner (actor), Frank Lloyd (director), Ray Curtiss (editor), Marian Nixon (actress), Bradley King (writer), I.A.R. Wylie (writer), Jocelyn Lee (actress),

Genres: Drama, Romance,

The Count of Ten (1928)

Actors: Carl Laemmle (miscellaneous crew), James Gleason (actor), Arthur Lake (actor), George Magrill (actor), Charles Ray (actor), Charles Sellon (actor), Edythe Chapman (actress), Jobyna Ralston (actress), Gerald Beaumont (writer), Albert DeMond (writer), Harry O. Hoyt (writer), James Flood (director), George McGuire (editor), Jackie Combs (actor),

Plot: Boxer Johnny McKinney has come along to the point where he is ready to fight for the championship. His new bride, Betty, asks Johnny for $5,000. Johnny thinks the money is for her, but in reality it is to pay off her brother's gambling debts. In any event, Johnny doesn't have the money, and when his manager refuses to lend it to him, Johnny breaks up with him. Just as the big fight is coming up, Johnny breaks his hand. But in hopes of winning the money his wife needs, Johnny goes into the ring anyway. But surprises await him, inside the ring and out.

Keywords: boxing, number-in-title
Genres: Drama,