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The Last Great Infomercial (2005)

Actors: Mark Bedell (actor), Chanel Ryan (actress), Jennifer Lyons (actress), Allie Raye (actress), Cherise Bangs (actress), David Doerre (actor), Michael Villani (actor), Spencer Rochfort (actor), Mike Lynn (actor), Mike Lynn (actor), Kira Gurnée (actress), Haydon Lane (editor), Rob O'Malley (actor), Ron Darling (actor), Pilar M. Lastra (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

The Wild Guys (2004)

Actors: Hrothgar Mathews (actor), Scooby Vincent (miscellaneous crew), Mark Dumas (miscellaneous crew), Mark Dumas (miscellaneous crew), Sandy Reynolds (miscellaneous crew), Lonnie Ramati (miscellaneous crew), Ian Doig (miscellaneous crew), Michael Adamthwaite (actor), Ellie Harvie (actress), Lochlyn Munro (actor), Brent Stait (actor), Sandy Reynolds (miscellaneous crew), Kenneth Welsh (actor), Steve Woodley (miscellaneous crew), Ingrid Kenning (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: ,
Taglines: Men Never Get Lost, They Just Go In A Different Direction.

Big Brother Trouble (2000)

Actors: John Wynn (actor), Mario Lopez (actor), Dick Van Patten (actor), Bo Hopkins (actor), Veda Semarne (miscellaneous crew), Brian Palermo (actor), Jeff Nimoy (actor), Jeff Nimoy (writer), Ralph E. Portillo (producer), Ralph E. Portillo (director), E.E. Bell (actor), Michael Beardsley (actor), Jamie Elliott (producer), Steven M. Stern (composer), Matthew Prater (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Family, Romance, Sport,

Horror Story (1997)

Actors: Pat Hingle (actor), Richard K. Olsen (actor), Lou Criscuolo (actor), Chuck Kinlaw (actor), Kate Finlayson (actress), Eliot Preschutti (actor), Shannon Rippy (miscellaneous crew), Trenton McDevitt (actor), Suellen Yates (actress), Hadley Eure (actress), Arthur Bridgers (actor), Mick McGovern (actor), Paul Sincoff (actor), J. Patrick Lawlor (actor), Michael Criscuolo (actor),

Genres: Thriller,

Night of the Dribbler (1990)

Actors: Fred Travalena (actor), Fred Travalena (actor), Fred Travalena (actor), Patrick Kerton (actor), Jack Bravman (director), Gregory Calpakis (actor), John Vamvas (actor), Roger Racine (producer), Claude Genest (actor), Michael Sullivan (actor), Flavia Carrozzi (actress), Bat Taylor (composer), Bat Taylor (actor), Nathalie Gauthier (actress), Christina Chase (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Peking Encounter (1981)

Actors: Mason Adams (actor), Joan Chen (actress), June Lockhart (actress), E.W. Swackhamer (director), Diana Canova (actress), Robin Squibb (miscellaneous crew), Gordon Cassidy (producer), Norman Gay (editor), Rob Word (producer), Shi Yong (actor),

Genres: Drama,

Flash and the Firecat (1976)

Actors: Newell Alexander (actor), George 'Buck' Flower (actor), Richard Kiel (actor), Charles A. Tamburro (actor), Dub Taylor (actor), Joan Shawlee (actress), Charles A. Tamburro (miscellaneous crew), Philip Bruns (actor), Owen Bush (actor), Ferd Sebastian (producer), Ferd Sebastian (director), Ferd Sebastian (writer), Beverly Sebastian (producer), Beverly Sebastian (writer), Beverly Sebastian (director),

Genres: Action, Crime,
Taglines: They're real good at two things ... one is stealing money. Drivin' 600 Pounds of Tubed-Frame Dynamite They'll do anything for kicks!

They Might Be Giants (1971)

Actors: F. Murray Abraham (actor), James Tolkan (actor), John Barry (composer), Eugene Roche (actor), Paul Newman (producer), Ann Roth (costume designer), Rue McClanahan (actress), Joanne Woodward (actress), Louis Zorich (actor), M. Emmet Walsh (actor), George C. Scott (actor), Gerald B. Greenberg (editor), Al Lewis (actor), Jack Gilford (actor), Paul Benedict (actor),

Plot: They Might be Giants chronicles the adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson in modern-day New York City. The fact that Sherlock Holmes is a psychotic paranoid and Dr. Watson is a female psychiatrist fascinated by his case is almost beside the point. Dr. Watson follows Holmes across Manhattan and is, against her better judgment, drawn into the master detective's world of intrigue and danger. This is a sweet, goofy and fairly romantic film that asks the questions "Whose reality is right...and does it really matter?"

Keywords: based-on-play, death-of-wife, deduction, delusion, hermit, mental-institution, mental-patient, millionaire, new-york-city, psychiatrist
Genres: Comedy, Mystery, Romance,
Taglines: When they reach out for each other... they touch every heart... with warmth, charm and laughter!

Quotes:

Justin Playfair: Dear friends, would those of you who know what this is all about please raise your hands? I think if God is dead he laughed himself to death. Because, you see, we live in Eden. Genesis has got it all wrong. We never left the Garden. Look about you. This is paradise. It's hard to find, I, I'll grant you, but it is here. Under our feet, beneath the surface, all around us is everything we want. The earth is shining under the soot. We are all fools. Ha ha. Moriarty has made fools of all of us. But together, you and I, tonight... we'll bring him down.

Justin Playfair: Just keep saying to yourself "I'm adequate."

Dr. Mildred Watson: You're just like Don Quixote. You think that everything is always something else.::Justin Playfair: Well, he had a point. 'Course he carried it a bit too far. He thought that every windmill was a giant. That's insane. But, thinking that they might be, well... All the best minds used to think the world was flat. But what if it isn't? It might be round. And bread mold might be medicine. If we never looked at things and thought of what might be, why we'd all still be out there in the tall grass with the apes.

Justin Playfair: There are no masses in Dodge City, only individuals taking responsibility for their own actions.

Justin Playfair: Watson, your first impression of a detective worker, like it?::Dr. Mildred Watson: No!::Justin Playfair: [chuckles] Good girl! I know how girls are. No means yes.::Dr. Mildred Watson: I haven't been a girl in twenty years, and when I say "no", i mean "no"!

Maud: God bless ya, Barbara Stanwyck!

Mr. Small: Will there be... danger?

Justin Playfair: If there is no Moriarty, then I am not Holmes.

The Night They Raided Minsky's (1968)

Actors: Norman Lear (writer), Norman Lear (producer), Britt Ekland (actress), Norman Wisdom (actor), Denholm Elliott (actor), Harry Andrews (actor), Forrest Tucker (actor), Rudy Vallee (actor), Elliott Gould (actor), Bert Lahr (actor), Eddie Lawrence (actor), Richard Libertini (actor), Jason Robards (actor), William Friedkin (director), Anna Hill Johnstone (costume designer),

Plot: Rachel arrives in New York from her Amish community intent on becoming a dancer. Unfortunately Billy Minsky's Burlesque is hardly the place for her Dances From The Bible. But the show's comedian Raymond sees a way of wrong-footing the local do-gooders by announcing the new Paris sensation "Mme Fifi" and putting on Rachel's performance as the place is raided. All too complicated, the more so since her father is scouring the town for her and both Raymond and his straight-man Chick are falling for Rachel.

Keywords: amish, apostrophe-in-title, female-nudity, five-word-title, murphy-bed, new-york-city, punctuation-in-title, stripper
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Sometimes being a nice girl is too much to BARE! If You Can't Stand The Terrific Girls (10 Count 'Em 10) There's Always The Comics In 1925 there was this real religious girl, and by accident -- she invented the striptease. This real religious girl.

Quotes:

Jacob Schpitendavel: Louis Minsky, are thee father to the Minsky what has the theater?::Louis Minsky: Yes.::Jacob Schpitendavel: If I were thee, I would thrash thy son to within an inch of his life.::Louis Minsky: You are not me, and you may still do it.

Jacob Schpitendavel: I do not know, Louis Minsky, if we pray to the same God.::Louis Minsky: We must. Only a God who could tolerate me, could possibly tolerate you.

Jacob Schpitendavel: Louis Minsky, if you do not now go at once to prevent thy son from bringing my daughter to such ignominy, I shall, as Agnon [?] did, raise the finger of righteousness [raises index finger] to call down the wrath of heaven.::Vance Fowler: My father, an Episcopal vestryman, used this [raises pinkie finger] as the finger of righteousness.::Louis Minsky: Bah! And again, Bah! There is no finger of righteousness. This [raises pinkie and turns it in his ear] is the finger of cleanliness. This [raises ring finger] is the finger of marital bliss [points to wedding band]. This [raises index] is the finger of vengeance. This [levels middle finger toward Fowler, palm downward] is the finger of meddling in other people's lives [pokes Fowler in chest with middle finger]. And this [sticks out thumb] is the finger of transportation. It will get us a taxi to the theater. You speak with the fist of authority, gentlemen, but you do not know your fingers.

Jacob Schpitendavel: Whore! To stand thus so prideful, with thy, thy protuberances. How thou dost shame me.

Rachel: About the protuberances, papa. I think the Lord might feel different from you, since He's the one who gave me them.

Raymond Paine: Ha, ha, ha, ha, you've met a girl. Ah, Chick, my boy, when it comes to girls you have three qualities that are far worse than being short and funny-looking. You have the curse of the three D's: you are decent, devoted and dependable. Good qualities in a dog, disastrous in a man. Women like bastards.::Chick Williams: No wonder they *love* you.::Raymond Paine: Yes, I'm a BFC - Bastard First Class.

Jacob Schpitendavel: I need your help, Louis Minsky. My daughter will not be welcome in my home if she stays the night to dance upon your son's stage. There is a train in 51 minutes. You must tell your son to see she is on it.::Louis Minsky: You see this chair? Tell it to dance. See if it listens. That's how much my Billy listens to me.

Raymond Paine: The Bible?::Raymond Paine: It's a book civilians read on Sundays.

Raymond Paine: The Bible?