Smash Mouth

Rat Race (2001)

Actors: Wayne Knight (actor), Rusty Meyers (actor), Gene LeBell (actor), L. Harvey Gold (actor), Jon Lovitz (actor), Breckin Meyer (actor), Rance Howard (actor), Seth Green (actor), John Cleese (actor), Rowan Atkinson (actor), Dean Cain (actor), Cuba Gooding Jr. (actor), Deryl Hayes (actor), Bob Pepper (actor), Silas Weir Mitchell (actor),

Plot: Donald P. Sinclair has placed six separate gold coins in different slot machines in his casino. The lucky six who find these coins discover an opportunity of a lifetime. The chance to own $2 million. Locked up in a locker in New Mexico, these six contestants must now race each other, to be the first to the cash. There are no rules in place and everything that could possibly happen, does. Whilst, behind the scenes, Sinclair's associates are placing their bets.

Keywords: airport, altitude-sickness, animal-in-title, animated-title-sequence, attorney, baby, band, bet, biker, body-piercing
Genres: Adventure, Comedy,
Taglines: 563 miles. 9 people. $2 million. 1001 problems!

Quotes:

[a hotel employee hands Nick Schaffer his bill]::Nick Schaffer: What's this $110?::Hotel Clerk: Those are your in-room movies.::Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch any movies.::Hotel Clerk: Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.::Nick Schaffer: Afro Whores?::Hotel Clerk: You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.::Nick Schaffer: No, no, no...::Hotel Clerk: Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores, 4 o'clock. Afro Whores, 5:30. It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes and then switched back over to Afro Whores.::Nick Schaffer: I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. You have to take that off my record.::Hotel Clerk: This is not a record, sir.::Nick Schaffer: It... It's a delete.::Hotel Clerk: Okay, fine. How many times *did* you watch it?::Nick Schaffer: None! I didn't watch it!::Hotel Clerk: Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters... "::Nick Schaffer: [screaming] I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it! I didn't. [hotel clerk raises her eyebrows]

Lucy Impersonator: How about a pit-stop?::Owen Templeton: Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back.::Lucy: The latch is broken. Anyone could just walk right in.::Owen Templeton: So? Look, you ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before.::Lucy: [man's voice] Not necessarily.

Vicki: So, what can I do for you, Harry?::Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First... we both get naked.::Vicki: So far so good.::Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.::Vicki: What's that?::Harold Grisham: Naked... jacuzzi... Pepto-Bismol... toenails... shave my buttocks.::Vicki: Well, you have quite an imagination, Harry.

Donald Sinclair: Go!

[after Sinclair has told them repeatedly to "go", to no avail]::Merrill: So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?::Donald Sinclair: Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door.

Enrico Pollini: Look at us go! We're zooming!::Zack Mallozzi: I told you! We're hauling ass!::Enrico Pollini: We're hauling ass! All righty!::Zack Mallozzi: Guess what I got back there.::Enrico Pollini: You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!

Bev Pear: Your daughter has to go to the bathroom!::Randy Pear: All right, all right, Jason, look in the back for an empty jar.::Bev Pear: A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.::Randy Pear: Oh, right. Sorry. Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.

Enrico Pollini: I am Enrico Pollini. Now, I know what you are thinking... Enrico is a girl's name.::Owen Templeton: No I wasn't.::Enrico Pollini: No pun intended.::Owen Templeton: What pun was that?

Tracy Faucet: So what's wrong with her?::Nick Schaffer: Who?::Tracy Faucet: Your sister. You said it was serious.::Nick Schaffer: Oh yeah... shark bite.::Tracy Faucet: Shark bite?::Nick Schaffer: Yeah.::Tracy Faucet: And they took her to Silver City?::Nick Schaffer: Yeah, they have a really good shark attack unit there.

Blaine Cody: Why don't 'oo [you] do it?::Duane Cody: Because, Einstein, one of us has to be the victim, one of us has to be the witness. What kind of a witness would you make? I'm your own brother, I don't know what the hell you're saying.

Rat Race (2001)

Actors: Wayne Knight (actor), Rusty Meyers (actor), Gene LeBell (actor), L. Harvey Gold (actor), Jon Lovitz (actor), Breckin Meyer (actor), Rance Howard (actor), Seth Green (actor), John Cleese (actor), Rowan Atkinson (actor), Dean Cain (actor), Cuba Gooding Jr. (actor), Deryl Hayes (actor), Bob Pepper (actor), Silas Weir Mitchell (actor),

Plot: Donald P. Sinclair has placed six separate gold coins in different slot machines in his casino. The lucky six who find these coins discover an opportunity of a lifetime. The chance to own $2 million. Locked up in a locker in New Mexico, these six contestants must now race each other, to be the first to the cash. There are no rules in place and everything that could possibly happen, does. Whilst, behind the scenes, Sinclair's associates are placing their bets.

Keywords: airport, altitude-sickness, animal-in-title, animated-title-sequence, attorney, baby, band, bet, biker, body-piercing
Genres: Adventure, Comedy,
Taglines: 563 miles. 9 people. $2 million. 1001 problems!

Quotes:

[a hotel employee hands Nick Schaffer his bill]::Nick Schaffer: What's this $110?::Hotel Clerk: Those are your in-room movies.::Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch any movies.::Hotel Clerk: Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.::Nick Schaffer: Afro Whores?::Hotel Clerk: You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.::Nick Schaffer: No, no, no...::Hotel Clerk: Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores, 4 o'clock. Afro Whores, 5:30. It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes and then switched back over to Afro Whores.::Nick Schaffer: I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. You have to take that off my record.::Hotel Clerk: This is not a record, sir.::Nick Schaffer: It... It's a delete.::Hotel Clerk: Okay, fine. How many times *did* you watch it?::Nick Schaffer: None! I didn't watch it!::Hotel Clerk: Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters... "::Nick Schaffer: [screaming] I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it! I didn't. [hotel clerk raises her eyebrows]

Lucy Impersonator: How about a pit-stop?::Owen Templeton: Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back.::Lucy: The latch is broken. Anyone could just walk right in.::Owen Templeton: So? Look, you ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before.::Lucy: [man's voice] Not necessarily.

Vicki: So, what can I do for you, Harry?::Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First... we both get naked.::Vicki: So far so good.::Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.::Vicki: What's that?::Harold Grisham: Naked... jacuzzi... Pepto-Bismol... toenails... shave my buttocks.::Vicki: Well, you have quite an imagination, Harry.

Donald Sinclair: Go!

[after Sinclair has told them repeatedly to "go", to no avail]::Merrill: So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?::Donald Sinclair: Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door.

Enrico Pollini: Look at us go! We're zooming!::Zack Mallozzi: I told you! We're hauling ass!::Enrico Pollini: We're hauling ass! All righty!::Zack Mallozzi: Guess what I got back there.::Enrico Pollini: You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!

Bev Pear: Your daughter has to go to the bathroom!::Randy Pear: All right, all right, Jason, look in the back for an empty jar.::Bev Pear: A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.::Randy Pear: Oh, right. Sorry. Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.

Enrico Pollini: I am Enrico Pollini. Now, I know what you are thinking... Enrico is a girl's name.::Owen Templeton: No I wasn't.::Enrico Pollini: No pun intended.::Owen Templeton: What pun was that?

Tracy Faucet: So what's wrong with her?::Nick Schaffer: Who?::Tracy Faucet: Your sister. You said it was serious.::Nick Schaffer: Oh yeah... shark bite.::Tracy Faucet: Shark bite?::Nick Schaffer: Yeah.::Tracy Faucet: And they took her to Silver City?::Nick Schaffer: Yeah, they have a really good shark attack unit there.

Blaine Cody: Why don't 'oo [you] do it?::Duane Cody: Because, Einstein, one of us has to be the victim, one of us has to be the witness. What kind of a witness would you make? I'm your own brother, I don't know what the hell you're saying.

Rock & Roll Back to School Special (2001)

Actors: Drew Carey (producer), Eric Clapton (actor), Drew Carey (writer), John Carroll Lynch (actor), Drew Carey (writer), Diedrich Bader (actor), Craig Ferguson (actor), Drew Carey (actor), Jenny McCarthy (actress), Jenny McCarthy (actress), W.G. Snuffy Walden (composer), Amanda Bynes (actress), Ryan Stiles (actor), Kathy Kinney (actress), Bruce Helford (writer),

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Quotes:

Oswald Lee Harvey: Do women ever explode?::Lewis Michealangelo Kiniski: My dad says yeah but it takes forever.