I stuff my mouth to cope with Donald Trump
The politics of protest food VIDEO
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When Tina Fey introduced “sheet-caking” to the world, she spoke a truth that many of us have been reluctant to admit. In her most recent “Saturday Night Live” skit, Fey gorges on sheet cake while discussing the malevolent resurgence of Nazism in America, President Donald Trump’s own disturbing attitude toward right-wing extremism and the cowardice exhibited by Republicans like House Speaker Paul Ryan. By the time “Weekend Update” co-host Michael Che decides to join her in shoveling cake into his own mouth, anyone with a soul can understand why.
Like Fey, many very fine people across the land have turned to their junk food vices for comfort since the election of Trump. The DoorDash food delivery service saw “a 90 percent increase in orders from liquor stores, a 79 percent increase in cupcake orders” and “a 50 percent increase in orders from wine bars” on Election Day and the days after, MarketWatch reported.
The political news has only become more panic-inducing since then and many of us have found ourselves unconsciously wolfing down a doughnut or two to cope. But are we self-medicating to survive the Trump regime, or simply blaming Trump for our overeating?
Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!
— Barbra Streisand (@BarbraStreisand) March 5, 2017
While the over indulgence of junk food is hardly a new phenomenon it has proven to provide more comfort than usual in the Trump era. Though I lack Fey’s now-iconic sweet tooth, I never tire of potato chips. Lay’s Salt-and-Vinegar chips are my all-time favorite, followed by Pringle’s Sour Cream and Onion. When Sophia and I posed this question to our Salon colleagues, we got a number of creative replies, including cookies,”anything ever made by Entenmann’s,” hot wings, peanut M & M’s, chocolate Cheerios with chocolate, and bourbon. One colleague mentioned “Triscuits and hummus” and asked for reassurance that hummus is healthy, which I’ll just go on record saying that it is. (I haven’t looked up the science and am not going to, because it is, damn it!) Another joked that he eats “human flesh” — well, I hope that was a joke, at least.