Like every other morning, they called Chick-fil-A. But this time, someone riding a jet ski showed up to rescue them http://cnn.it/2wmDDfG pic.twitter.com/CNLagXEapB
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Houston chemical plant lobbied Trump to relax safety rules
US news
1 hour ago
According to multiple reports, the parent company of a Houston-area chemical plant where several explosions were reported had lobbied the Trump administration to discontinue an Obama-era safety rule that might have prevented the incident.
People have some wild theories about the Apple event invite
Haha
53 minutes ago
Invites for the highly-anticipated September 12 event have rolled out — but what does it all mean?
Professor and undercover student fool entire class with a fake ID freakout
Amazing
2 hours ago
A video featuring a 19-year-old Syracuse student cussing out her professor for confiscating her fake ID isn't exactly what it appears to be. Every year Professor Bill Coplin uses a member of the drama department — this year, @victoria_patti — to stage a conflict in his class to teach his new students a lesson.
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A doctor called us from a Houston hospital. He had been there for "three days straight." http://nyti.ms/2etEsNA pic.twitter.com/MAmHQ5g5WW
Hey Upper East Siders, This just in from Serena herself! Get your headbands ready B—You know we'd love a reboot. Xoxo, Gossip Girl 
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NBA 2K18 - Run The Neighborhood
NBA 2K has already transformed sports gaming, but now we’re doing it on a whole new level! Because in #NBA2K18, you don't just play the game... you live it.
Are you ready to #RunTheNeighborhood?
In #NBA2K18
, you don't just play the game... you live it. Are you ready to #RunTheNeighborhood?pic.twitter.com/QPkqqBSso7
Lonzo Ball says Nas is no longer relevant; Migos and Future are "real hip-hop": http://trib.al/fzDHMzm pic.twitter.com/nqr7t6Xj7j
Row. The. Boat. P.J. Fleck becomes the 1st Minnesota coach since 1986 to win his debut.pic.twitter.com/PT5jVbT18U
Dr. gave me the ok to start pitchingpic.twitter.com/tboq1L3Xdn
decided to have a little fun with a prop i used in my youtube video ;)pic.twitter.com/i2zGb6FLfE
#LACvsSF: Beathard Goes the Distance
NFL
This man just put the entire Chargers D on skates...
C.J. BEATHARD GOES 62 YARDS TO THE HOUSE! 
#LACvsSFpic.twitter.com/cTKTmYZ4ab
Absolutely delighted to be a red! Can't wait to get started with the boys after the International break! 
@LFCpic.twitter.com/VtMKOye4kv
.@RafaelNadal reels off 4 straight games to take the 2nd set 6-3!
One set all. Can he keep the momentum?
http://ms.spr.ly/6018rvwkO #USOpen
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Morning Boppers. Glad to announce UK Tour. As You We're. LG xpic.twitter.com/YcJz9EqiTO
There's nothing that gives me more joy than seeing the joy in others.pic.twitter.com/t1VDvih0Bi
The road to recovery will be long and difficult. But as @POTUS Trump said, we will endure & we will overcome.pic.twitter.com/ORUeJ79663
say you won't let go or whatever...pic.twitter.com/7JBnWZmF4b
How the rest of the trade went down last night 
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My heart is overwhelmed with so much love...Miss you all so much...It will all come together and will be reunited again!!..
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Ivanka just helped make it harder for "women who work" to expose wage discrimination: http://slate.me/2en9Tp2 pic.twitter.com/8i4nHnS0A6
This is Bentley. He's very puptective of his bear son. Doesn't let him out of sight. 13/10 fatherly afpic.twitter.com/usiu6B8GWB
Apple sets iPhone event for September 12 at new Steve Jobs theater http://tcrn.ch/2x9U8MZ pic.twitter.com/WmMfyDM71M
Kushner Cos. extensive search for investors extended to Saudi Arabia, Israel, France's richest man and South Korea https://bloom.bg/2vOv7CC pic.twitter.com/j0H70h90fG
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