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  1. 3 minutes ago

    Came across this gem amongst my pile of memorabilia.

  2. 4 hours ago

    Nicas are so tough love that we end up coming off as bullies lmao

    5 retweets 4 likes
  3. Aug 29

    The reason it takes me hours to clean my room is bc I mostly just lip sing and pretend I'm Beyoncé instead of actually cleaning

    2 replies 16 likes
  4. 12 hours ago

    Night shift shopping does me dirty

    1 reply 3 likes
  5. Aug 24

    I'm strung out on John Wayne

    1 reply 6 retweets 16 likes
  6. Sep 1

    What I get for being adventurous using liquid lipstick as liner for my look yesterday... woke up with SWOLLEN EYELIDS 😅💀⚰️

    34 replies 49 retweets 2,284 likes
  7. 17 hours ago

    Praying that graduation comes quick bc I'm beginning to dislike everyone hehe

    1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
  8. Aug 25

    Texting your ex while you got a new girl probably isn't a good idea 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

    3 retweets 11 likes
  9. Aug 31

    Ate girl, MCL ka but what happened to honor & excellence? Nag ABSCBN ka lang, you forgot where you came from na.

    2 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
  10. Aug 30

    made my plug fall in love with me on accident

    3 retweets 8 likes
  11. Aug 26

    Hmmm. You're doing it wrong.

    10 replies 9 retweets 82 likes
  12. Aug 28

    Just delayed getting thru security at airport. Man in front forgot he'd left full magazine of ammunition in hand luggage.

    36 replies 58 retweets 178 likes
  13. Sep 1

    "It was a snackccident" *Us every time we 'accidentally' eat a whole chocolate bar at our desk 🍫

    2 replies 5 retweets 8 likes
  14. Aug 29

    Oh no.

    1 reply 3 retweets 38 likes
  15. Aug 29

    Brad thinks I'm mean for posting this... I think it's hilarious and thought you guys should see it. 😂😂😂

    11 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
  16. 5 hours ago

    PSA:bars in the adult world don't open before 10, yes even on gameday

    1 retweet 6 likes
  17. 3 minutes ago

    Husband and I so drunk we booked a safari to celebrate 30 years married bliss

  18. 3 minutes ago

    There is always that one moment where you reget asking something. Yeah that just happened.

  19. 3 minutes ago

    Ask me about me, don't ask others about me. 💁🏻 Simple. You either care, or ya don't.

  20. 16 minutes ago

    I sometimes forget I have a twitter account.

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