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NOSTALGIA
Five '90s kids remember smelling Mr. Sketch markers! Or would if they hadn't smelled the Mr. Sketch markers!
Who doesn’t remember the sniff-able markers we all used in our grade-school classrooms all throughout the ‘90s?
A CRIME... IN TIME
Netflix orders series about murder yet to be committed
In an effort to stay ahead of the competition, Netflix has picked up a 10-part, real crime, docu-series about a murder that has not even yet been perpetrated.
Jon Schabl
KNIFE STRIFE
Knife-sharpening guy projects record summer of disappointing children
With the end of August just a week away, local knife sharpener Goran Lazarov is already predicting a record summer for his business
Jon Blair
DEAD RIGHT
How to use your obsession with murder podcasts to expertly solve crime
Anne T. Donahue
SCARY
Archaeologists find first heart attack victim dead beside stone tablet reading 'We need to talk'
FOR YOUR HEALTH
Eclipse experts recommend also reading Trump news only through tiny pinhole
RESTAURANTS/RECESS
A Yelp review of the Lunchable my mom packed me
RENAISSANCE
Celine Dion to world: 'It took 30 years, but I'm very cool now'
Tranna Wintour
FLUSH WITH CASH
Woman buys $30,000 truck to use customer bathroom at Ford dealership
Sophie Kohn
EVERYDAY CANADIAN
Canadian spelling
POT COP SAYS STOP
Hipster Toronto police officer thinks dispensaries are overraided
Nick Nemeroff
MOMMY LOVES YOU
The vet bills aren't going to pay for themselves!
YEP, ORGANIC TOO
Co-worker's voice 40% louder when saying 'this is all from my garden' in lunch room
Laura Salvas
EX-CELLENT ADVICE
An etiquette guide to The Ex
Anne T. Donahue
DOWN THE CHUTE
Woman fined by Environment Canada for dumping toxic boyfriend
Lexa Graham
RUNNING HIS MOUTH
Race organizer won't shut up about 'running' a marathon
Sophie Kohn
SUN/SCREEN
Scientists warn you risk blindness by staring directly at all 10,000 articles about eclipse
PREMATURE
What to do when your toddler says 'I love you' before you're ready
Steven Shehori
OH-NO
5 married couples that should not have combined their last names
FLO & JOAN
Gotta save them goddamn bees
HE'LL REMEMBER YOU
If you hear a Sarah McLachlan song, you are now legally required to break up with nearest 14-year-old boy
Sophie Kohn
PROMISES MATTER
Woman who vowed to live out Grade 6 game of MASH welcomes 74th child to beautiful shack
Jeremy Woodcock
HERE COMES THE PM
Feral prime minister stalks countryside in search of weddings to ruin
Jon Blair
HALIFAX COMEDY FEST