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Wed August 23, 2017

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		Member of college rowing team who drowned after being ejected from rowboat couldn't swim source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	31
		Photoshop this floating female source: cdn1.spiegel.de \| share:	19
		Map of the most hated food in each US state. And yet, Texas still voted for Trump source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	117

		Isn't that cute, an Appeals Court has now ruled that a woman who got fired for being 'too cute' can now sue her boss (with 'too cute' pics) source: nypost.com \| share:	55
		Tennessee teen walks out of the woods in good condition 11 days after disappearing on a hike with his father. Asked about his ordeal and how he survived, the teen is reported to have muttered "sucks" before flopping a chair and texting his friends source: yahoo.com \| share:	54
		10% of Brits say eating from a dog bowl is acceptable. Your dog wants their bowl back source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	43
		I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a duck riding on the New York subway while wearing a leash source: upi.com \| share:	35
		Headline asks, "should we ban nuts in public places". Well, it would cut down on the number of crappy Presidents we have source: bbc.com \| share:	97

		After 50 years, the massive Cincinnati nudist resort will close down. There's an image. Massive Cincinnati nudist resort. Try getting that image out of your head. Good luck with that. You can just see the undulating flesh. You're not gonna click source: boingboing.net \| share:	103
		Photoshop theme: replacements for removed Confederate statues source: media.npr.org \| share:	49
		Once again, a carjacking is foiled by the world's most effective automotive anti-theft device: the manual transmission source: al.com \| share:	143
		Texans, your weekend plans had better involve a boat because you're getting two to four feet of rain source: wmbfnews.com \| share:	247
		Yeah, I saw this at my local grocery a week or two ago and I was all like, "Dude, WTF, gimmie a break" source: foxnews.com \| share:	166
		First bourbon, then pizza, now spaghetti sauce covers a highway in third Arkansas food spill in as many weeks. Golden Corral plans to open new restaurant in the same place source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	22
		How many people were watching the solar eclipse? Enough that xHamster saw a 40% dip in traffic across the path of totality source: jezebel.com \| share:	95
		Off-duty deputy saves couple from burning car by shooting it. No, really source: heraldtribune.com \| share:	97
		That massive $700 million jackpot in tonight's Powerball game? It's a result of the fact that two years ago Powerball officials re-rigged their game to make it MUCH harder to win source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	219
		ESPN's removal of Robert Lee from the UVa game, which led to a barrage of negative coverage, was done to avoid negative media coverage source: si.com \| share:	250
		Pro-tip: If you need extra cash, you probably shouldn't pawn your work issued laptop. Especially if you're a city councilman. Especially not 9 times source: mlive.com \| share:	52
		If you left a suitcase full of drugs on the bus we have great news. It's been found. So just swing by the police station to collect it source: bbc.com \| share:	21
		Like a television anchor? Want to get on the news? You could try sending them child porn, if you're an idiot source: clickorlando.com \| share:	51
		Riding on the back of a tow truck and bashing its windows with a crowbar won't stop your car from being repossessed, but it will make great video source: ktla.com \| share:	113
		Actual headline: Berlin school installs anti-prostitute fence source: usatoday.com \| share:	98
		Bold KLM pilot takes his passengers on an 'Oh sh*t' ride into Hong Kong during brutal Typhoon Hato in which 450 flights were canceled source: news.com.au \| share:	73
		Back in February, firefighters rescued these piglets from a barn fire. It's now August, which means it's time for a barbecue source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	40
(24news)		Photoshop Challenge: What on this billboard would cause you to take the very next exit? source: 24news.com.ua \| share:	50
		And I would kill 500 pythons and I would kill 500 more source: clickorlando.com \| share:	80
		Yale, feeling left out since it has no statues of people on the losing side of a war on campus, decides to remove a sculpture of a Puritan holding a Native American at gunpoint source: ctpost.com \| share:	99
		A second jury has let some of the Bundy Bunch go, this time in Nevada source: oregonlive.com \| share:	79
		Barcelona attackers were going full Sagrada Família. You don't even think of going partial Sagrada Família source: theguardian.com \| share:	50
		Governor of Maine: 7,600 Mainers fought for the Confederacy. Historians: Actually that number was maybe 30 source: stateandcapitol.bangordailynews.com \| share:	220
		Saudi kid arrested for dancing the Macarena in the street. C'mon, how can you arrest a kid who looks like that dancing the Macarena in the street? source: theguardian.com \| share:	56
		Trump vows to close Federal government so the wall can be built source: bbc.com \| share:	157
		Think you're covered against fraudulent charges on your credit card? Maybe not, if the thief knows your PIN number. That is, your personal identification number. Number source: cbc.ca \| share:	80
		One U.S. warship accident is happenstance. Two is coincidence. Four is a loss of confidence in the commander of the 7th Fleet source: cbsnews.com \| share:	107
		Ten plans Dominionist radicals have for America source: listverse.com \| share:	258

Tue August 22, 2017

	Widow leaves $300,000 to her cats so they can live a life of luxury 'uncaged' source: nypost.com \| share:	61
	Say what you will about Florida Man, but at least he knows to purchase proper eye protection for viewing an eclipse. The whole 'while being tailed by the cops for car theft' is another matter, though source: wftv.com \| share:	18
	Protip: If 'Kill the Jews', 'At the Dawn of a New Aryan Empire' and 'Behead the Semite' are among the catchy titles produced by the record label you own, you might find yourself looking for some new law partners source: rawstory.com \| share:	74
	Judge: Once upon a time, you had a witness. Now he wants to go have some fun. But I'm not gonna postpone for a total eclipse of the sun source: tampabay.com \| share:	27
	Hospital refuses to accept £2,500 donation from charity fundraisers because they're a) Neo-Nazis b) The Mafia c) Men in drag dressed as nurses source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	32
	If all those statutes to Confederate generals were about remembering history, then it's very strange there are few monuments to General Lee's top deputy, General William Mahone. If they were about white supremacy, his absence makes perfect sense source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	120
	"Son, you got a panty on your head" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	34
	Maybe they went to go see a dead body source: wcax.com \| share:	37
	Jesus Christ it's a bear get in the house and PUNCH THAT BEAR source: globalnews.ca \| share:	22
	Trump claimed the election was rigged. Turns out he was right...rigged for Trump source: abc11.com \| share:	92
(Some Guy)	Photoshop these Napa beauties source: static.pexels.com \| share:	20
	"I served with Mongo. I knew Mongo. Mongo was a friend of mine. Sir, you are no Mongo" source: boston.com \| share:	29
	A handy guide that shows what percentage of your life the U.S. has been at war. If you're 15 or younger, it's 100% source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	66
	Hey check out this Roller co OH HELL NO that's opening in 2018 at Silver Dollar City. Bonus: cars rotate 360 degrees like the tea cup ride while you spin and do multiple loops source: foxnews.com \| share:	94
	Indian villagers terrified by goat with human-like face. Oh how bad could it be? Click GAAAHHH thud source: foxnews.com \| share:	108
	Sophomore gets angry that her ex-boyfriend goes black, fears he won't go back, and posts those thoughts to the internet like someone who's never used it before source: rawstory.com \| share:	241
	In this week's installment of 'Damn Those Millennials', CNBC explores data suggesting that younger workers prefer being fired via text message source: cnbc.com \| share:	88
	Missouri refuses to halt an execution scheduled for 7pm tonight despite the condemned's lawyers producing DNA evidence that they say completely exonerates him. His only hope is Supreme Court Justice Gorsuch issuing a stay. UPDATE: Governor has issued a stay of execution source: cnn.com \| share:	135
	Photoshop these butterflies source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share:	26
	Cops shocked that couple caught with meth, cocaine, ecstasy, prescription pain pills, Xanax, marijuana, a machete and around $2,000 in cash in the car, never checked in to motel where they were told to wait while search warrant was processed source: northjersey.com \| share:	59
	Good: virtual currency transactions are irreversible, preventing banks and government from intervening. Bad: if someone convinces your wireless carrier to switch your number to their phone you can lose $1,000,000 source: nationalpost.com \| share:	105
	Sex toy thief makes getaway in Dodge minivan source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	59
	German police seize 5,000 Trump-shaped ecstasy pills. No word if they make you use the best words or stare at the sun when bigly high source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	67
	Once more, the Iowa Department of Transportation shows everyone who really pulls the strings around here source: whotv.com \| share:	21
	With nothing better to do, a group of guys stand on a railroad track to film oncoming train. As a reward for his bravery, one 18-year-old gets a helicopter ride source: fox6now.com \| share:	108
	India bans 'triple talaq' law, in which a man could divorce his wife simply by saying 'I divorce you' three times, further derailing Subby's plans to stand outside Trump tower and say 'I impeach you, I impeach you, I impeach you' source: aljazeera.com \| share:	120
	A five-foot long poisonous NOOOOOOOOOOPE gets removed from a child's Lego set in Australia source: rare.us \| share:	65
	Trolling Across America source: wired.com \| share:	112
	Museum has 800-year-old stone coffin on display. Visitors have child and suddenly get idea for photo-op. If you're reading this on Fark, you already know what happens next. "Nothing like this has ever happened before" source: bbc.com \| share:	232
	One dead and one critically injured after mishap at sex festival in the woods (possible not safe for work content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	95
	A woman has had a lucky 13 surgeries to look like Ivanka Trump. You be the judge if you think she succeeded or not source: msn.com \| share:	181
	Photoshop Challenge: What to do with eclipse glasses now that the eclipse has passed source: fark.com \| share:	32
	A secluded New Jersey swimming hole is growing in popularity, sewage source: nj.com \| share:	39
	Headless torso found near topless beach source: cnn.com \| share:	45
	This morning as you're enjoying your coffee, watching the news, getting the kids ready for school, and dreading the workday, ask yourself this question: "Can North Korea hit the U.S. with a nuclear weapon?" Have a great day, everyone source: nytimes.com \| share:	124
	So unless you burned out your eyes by staring out at the sun LIKE YOU WERE SPECIFICALLY TOLD NOT TO DO, let's take the Weekly Weird News Quiz source: fark.com \| share:	34
	It's never a good idea to make a terror threat on your high school via social media source: 12news.com \| share:	17
	If you've bought avocados on Facebook, they were probably stolen. In other news, people buy produce on Facebook source: theguardian.com \| share:	29
	Man tries to carjack three football players. With mugshot goodness source: foxnews.com \| share:	142
	Does the world need polymaths? Let's ask that man with a head just crammed full of knowledge, Mr. Know-It-All, Bullwinkle J. Moose source: bbc.com \| share:	60
	If your girlfriend is truly the sun and the moon in your universe, you probably should have proposed to her during the eclipse source: nj.com \| share:	25
	North Korea bombards South Korea. With dihydrogen monoxide source: english.yonhapnews.co.kr \| share:	45
	A whopping 9% of Americans think it's acceptable to have racist views source: theweek.com \| share:	191
	Julian Assange is that guy who loves to correct other people on the internet source: gizmodo.com \| share:	79
	Hope it was worth it source: gizmodo.com \| share:	150

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