Bad Company (2002)

Actors: Jerry Bruckheimer (producer), Joel Schumacher (director), John Slattery (actor), Irma P. Hall (actress), Trevor Rabin (composer), Kerry Washington (actress), Chris Rock (actor), Chris Rock (actor), Peter Stormare (actor), Marek Vasut (actor), Anthony Hopkins (actor), Matthew Marsh (actor), Chris Rock (actor), Robert K. Lambert (editor), Mark Goldblatt (editor),

Plot: When a CIA agent is killed during a nuclear arms purchase, his partner Oakes, recruits his twin brother, Jake Hayes. Jake had no idea he had a twin brother, let alone that he worked for the CIA. Jake, a.k.a. Michael Turner, has nine days to fill his brother's place. However, the enemy terrorists learn of his secret identity and kidnap his girlfriend/fiancee. He has to rescue them and save New York city from an imminent nuclear terrorist act.

Keywords: abandoned-hospital, actor-playing-multiple-roles, ambush, apartment, arm-sling, assassin, bag-over-head, betrayal, blood, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Thriller,
Taglines: Two Mismatched Partners. One Messed Up Case! The World is in Good Hands These Two People Are In Bad Company!

Quotes:

[Jake is watching his twin brother on tape]::Jake Hayes: Man, this is buggin' me out. I feel like Michael Jackson lookin' at old album covers.

Jake Hayes: Does it play DVDs?::Seale: No. It's a portable thermonucular (sic) bomb!

Gaylord Oaks: [after trying to guilt Jake into coming back] Well, that didn't work did it?::Jake Hayes: No! [mocking Oaks] "I'm going to go outside and count to ten"? Who the hell are you? You'd would have done better with "Bitch, get in the car".::Gaylord Oaks: Okay. Get in the car... bitch.

Roland Yates: Don't worry, son, there'll be extra money for this mission.::Jake Hayes: Hey, man, first of all, I'm not your son. Second of all, did it ever occur to you that I might want to do something 'cause it's the right thing? Hey, I'm the one with the dead brother, I'm the one who misses his girl, and I'm supposed to put up with your shit 'cause you're a spy? Big deal! Every woman on the planet's a spy! Man, you guys can't even find Saddam Hussein! You know, if you told a woman, right now at 8:00 in the morning, that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein, she'd be able to find Saddam by 8:00 that night, and say "Saddam, don't you ever come around my house no more!" Hey, I did you a favor, OK? You called me! Now, if you ever talk down to me again, I will beat your ass so bad you'll be the only guy in heaven with a wheelchair. You better act right before you get smacked right, Bitch.

Jake Hayes: If you stayed on top of things, you'd understand that the traditional checks are not 100% fool-proof. This last test was designed by the head of nuclear science at Caltech, a Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre, along with Dr. Irving and Professor Griffin and the rest of the Wu Tang Clan, know that it is best when you have a baseline screen situation to achieve a pulsopular cataclysmic calibration or something we like to call the Shaq Attack.::Michelle Petrov: Shaq Attack?::Jake Hayes: Yes, named after Dr. O'Neal of Los Angeles, formerly of Orlando.

Jake Hayes: You got the wrong guy. I don't even have a brother. That's just a picture of me in a suit. You could've got that off the internet. I saw a picture of Bill Gates with three titties on the net.

Jake Hayes: In my foster house, we were so poor, we used to lick stamps for dinner.

Jake Hayes: Is this fish?::Nicole: Yeah, of course. You love fish.::Jake Hayes: That's right. I love fish, but that's before I became a vegetarian. Oh, waiter, waiter! I can't eat this. Can you get me something else? How about a steak, medium well, please.

[playing chess in the park]::Jake Hayes: I'm going to do this. Then you're going to do this. Then I'm going to do this. Now you're going to want to do this, but I'm going to do this. And when you're thinking about doing this, I'm going to do this. And then the game is over. So what say you give me twenty dollars and we save twenty minutes?

Seale: Bomb on American soil. That's a nightmare we always talked about. How do you think they got it here?::Gaylord Oaks: You'd be surprised what you can send by air freight.