Get my next song 1 week before it's released! http://iamoffbeat.com/fof 👈👈👈 Join the F.O.F Family! Lyrics by Offbeat Beat by Odd Chap Video filmed by Colin Hajee With Fern Gasson and DJ Awesome Wells *** Lyrics *** Chorus: Pain: My name’s Pain Pleasure: And my name’s Pleasure Pain: We hate each other but we go hand in hand together Pleasure: Total opposites even though we’re twin brothers Pain: But you can’t have one of us without the other Pleasure: My name’s Pleasure Pain: And my name’s Pain Pleasure: Two different sides of a coin that’s the same Pain: You can’t have him without me in the frame But you know what they say, no Pain no gain Verse 1: Pain: So you wanna lose some weight and you bought a gym pass It seemed like a great idea but that moment’s since passed Coz now it’s Monday morning and your phone’s buzzing So do us both a favour and just hit the snooze button Pleasure: Look I know right now it seems like the worst fate But try and remember why you signed up in the first place You’ve got a goal that you want to achieve So on the count of three take off these sheets and jump to your feet Pain: Please, are you telling me you wanna leave this sweet bed To frequent a place full of meat heads who leak sweat? Just go tomorrow instead, forget it all for now Everybody knows it’s only the thought that counts Pleasure: I promise if you go, in one hour’s time You’ll be wondering why you were putting up such a fight Oh, I was right? I know it’s a sure thing Coz have the same conversation every morning Chorus Verse 2: Pleasure: So now you’re in a coffee shop, and opposite you spot A hottie with a your favourite novel that she’s flicking through a copy of - Now obviously you want to try and find a way to talk You’ve got the perfect opportunity so what you waiting for? Pain: Er, maybe the fact that she may think that you’re crazy or - Some sort of maniac stalker who likes to break the law? No normal dude chats to girls in broad day light She’ll probably scream “Help! Someone save me from this strange guy!” Pleasure: I think we both know that’s an exaggeration Dismiss what this dude says it’s just in your imagination Look she’s getting up to leave, you better start stepping fast - It’s not like anybody ever gets a Second Chance… Pain: This is never gonna work but then that’s nothing new Oh she went for it? Lucky you, it’s probably just a fluke - I’m gonna leave but I’ll be back soon believe me Coz the more you want something then the more you’re gonna see me Verse 3: Pleasure: So you wanna write a new song, great let’s get it penned Me and Creativity are the best of friends You know that it’s your main passion and your calling in life So just get started and I’m sure that you’ll be scrawling all night Pain: But hasn’t it been a while since you wrote your last song? Aren’t you worried that the talent you had is all gone? Let me give you some excuses to leave it a little longer Coz every day you do that makes me a bit stronger Pleasure: But Pain, you need this guy to write raps Pain: Oh really Pleasure - please, explain to me why’s that? Pleasure: Coz if you do succeed and convince him to quit Then this whole tune and me and you will cease to exist So in the interest of survival I suggest That you show some more support, after all we’re only guests Pain: Yes, I guess you’re right this time but I’ll be back… Waiting for you before you start your next track Chorus Help us caption & translate this video! http://amara.org/v/6Sti/

• published: 13 Apr 2017
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