Confessions of a Sailor (2014)

Actors: Jason Buss (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Cadena (actress), John A. Schakel Jr. (actor), Arwen Fonzen (miscellaneous crew), Joni Kapp (miscellaneous crew), Kurt Krauss (writer), Kurt Krauss (director), Kurt Krauss (actor), Julia Kapp (miscellaneous crew), Ty Elbe (miscellaneous crew), Gary Wisneski (actor), Edward DiMaio (actor), Connor Rouse (actor), Gary Wisneski (miscellaneous crew), Kayla Navin (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama,

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Actors: Joss Whedon (producer), Joss Whedon (writer), Chelah Horsdal (actress), Terry Notary (actor), Ellie Harvie (actress), Sigourney Weaver (actress), Jodelle Ferland (actress), Adrian Holmes (actor), Richard Jenkins (actor), Peter Kelamis (actor), Terry Chen (actor), Bradley Whitford (actor), Patrick Gilmore (actor), Josef Brandmaier (miscellaneous crew), Paul Becker (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In an industrial facility, two technicians are preparing for their day on an unknown operation. Meanwhile, five friends are preparing for their trip to a remote cabin owned by Kurt's cousin. On the way, they stop for gas and have an encounter with the strange local who owns the gas station. While drinking and relaxing at the cabin, they discover a basement filled with interesting artifacts.

Keywords: 1900s, 2000s, 20th-century, 21st-century, alpha-male, animate-tree, apocalypse, athlete, axe-murder, babe-scientist
Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: If you hear a strange sound outside... have sex. If an old man warns you not to go there... make fun of him. Quaint abandoned property... sold. You think you know the story. If the basement door swings open... go down there. If something is chasing you... split up.

Quotes:

Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Do not read the Latin!

[Curt sees that Jules has been packing textbooks about Soviet economics and the Cold War]::Curt: What is this? What are these? What are you doing with these?::Jules: Okay. I get it. I'll leave them...::Curt: [angrily] No. Who gave you these? Who taught you about these?::Jules: I learned it from you! Okay? I learned them from watching you!::[She runs out of the room in tears. Curt laughs]

Curt: Read the Gurovsky; it's way more interesting and Bennet doesn't know it by heart so he'll think you're insightful. And you have no pants.

Marty: It was the pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms. Out of cornmeal.

Dana: Thanks for... being decent.::Holden: Least I could do, since Curt and Jules have sold you to me for marriage.

Lin: Do we pipe it in or do you wanna do it orally?::Sitterson: [closes eyes] Ask me that again only slower.

Mordecai: Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of...::[pauses]::Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?::Hadley: No, absolutely not. Speakerphone, no, no, I wouldn't do that.::Mordecai: Yes I am. I can hear the echo.::Hadley: Oh, my God, you're right. Hang on one second, I'll take you off.::Mordecai: That's rude. I don't know who's in the room.

Mordecai: Don't take this lightly, boy. It wasn't all by your 'numbers'; the Fool nearly derailed the invocation with his insolence. Your futures are murky; you'd do well to heed my - I'm still on speakerphone, aren't I?::Hadley: No. You're not. I promise.::Mordecai: Yes I am! Who is that? Who's laughing?::Sitterson: [pounds head on desk laughing hysterically]

Curt: What is that? [spoken seriously while staring at the lake]::Dana: What?::Curt: In the lake, I swear to god I...::Dana: Yeah, right...::Curt: No seriously. Right there. Don't you see it? There. It looks just like my girlfriend. [pushes Jules into the water]

Sitterson: They have to make the choice of their own free will. Otherwise, system doesn't work. Like the harbinger: creepy old fuck practically wears a sign saying "YOU WILL DIE". Why would we put him there? The system. They have to choose to ignore him. They have to choose what happens in the cellar. yeah, we rig the game as much as we have to but in the end, if they don't transgress they can't be punished.

I Was a Mermaid and Now I'm a Pop Star (2011)

Actors: Gregory Burke (actor), Rachel Bloom (composer), Rachel Bloom (writer), Rachel Bloom (producer), Rachel Bloom (actress), Brad Potts (actor), Doug Mand (actor), Patrick Sheffield (editor), Clark Perry (actor), Christopher Nicholas Smith (actor), Kristen Rozanski (actress), Dillon Magrann-Wells (actor), Chris Bramante (actor), Nick Weiss (director), Rebecca Delgado (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Music, Short,

I Was a Mermaid and Now I'm a Pop Star (2011)

Actors: Gregory Burke (actor), Rachel Bloom (composer), Rachel Bloom (writer), Rachel Bloom (producer), Rachel Bloom (actress), Brad Potts (actor), Doug Mand (actor), Patrick Sheffield (editor), Clark Perry (actor), Christopher Nicholas Smith (actor), Kristen Rozanski (actress), Dillon Magrann-Wells (actor), Chris Bramante (actor), Nick Weiss (director), Rebecca Delgado (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Music, Short,

Zack Rogers: Pizza Delivery (2009)

Actors: Al Thompson (actor), Aldous Davidson (actor), Aldous Davidson (producer), Greg Stees (editor), Greg Stees (producer), Greg Stees (director), Greg Stees (writer), Christy Lee Hughes (actress), Jakob Hawkins (actor), Stephanie Parrott (actress), Anna Moore (actress), Nathan Williams (actor), Adam Maid (actor), Nick Basta (actor), Benjamin P. Moskowitz (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Delivering justice piping hot.

Merman (2007)

Actors: Larry Cowan (miscellaneous crew), Mary Ellen McCartan (actress), Andrew Parkhill (miscellaneous crew), Mark L. Cowden (producer), Louis McCullagh (actor), Diarmuid Corr (actor), Kevin McDonald (editor), Christine Savage (writer), Nicola Quinn (miscellaneous crew), Natasha Huq (writer), Una Hickey (costume designer), Natasha Huq (director),

Genres: Romance, Short,

Sweet Salt (2005)

Actors: Dick Arnall (producer), Gwynne McElveen (actress), Katerina Athanasopoulou (producer), Katerina Athanasopoulou (writer), Katerina Athanasopoulou (director), Ben Hardy (actor),

Genres: Animation, Short,

Aquapals (2004)

Actors: Steve Agee (actor), Derek Mears (actor), Steve Agee (producer), Steve Agee (writer), Steve Agee (writer), Steve Agee (director), Jeff Crocker (writer), Sammy Primero (actor), Sammy Primero (writer), Sammy Primero (writer), Sammy Primero (director),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Short,

Mermaids (2003)

Actors: Timothy O. Johnson (producer), Robert Coleby (actor), Andy Anderson (actor), Ian Barry (director), Roger Mason (composer), Ian Barry (producer), Gyton Grantley (actor), Sally McKenzie (actress), Brent V. Friedman (writer), Todd Levi (actor), Tony Clarke (miscellaneous crew), Neil Thumpston (editor), Holly Brisley (actress), Nikita Ager (actress), Lara Cox (actress),

Plot: Diana, a stubborn mermaid, is determined to bring justice to the men who killed her merman father. Never having lived out of water before, she enlists the help of her two sisters (already living on land) to track down the murderers. Diana finds that her sister, Venus, is an aquatic dancer in a seedy bar who was forced into the position by the evil bar owner who has taken Venus' magic tiara, giving him ultimate control of her. June, the third sister, works at the local aquarium and is able to recruit the help of her friend, and love interest, Randy, a coast guard officer, to help the mermaids track down their father's killers. The sisters join forces and along the way, discover how difficult it is to be a fish out of water, and how meaningful sisterhood is.

Keywords: father-daughter-relationship, love, love-triangle, magic, mermaid, murder, revenge, sea, sister-sister-relationship, supernatural
Genres: Action, Crime, Fantasy, Romance,

Quotes:

Earl: What can I get for ya?::Diana: Sea water?

Venus: You have no idea what women would do for a pair of legs like that.::Diana: They itch... and chafe::Venus: Wait till the hair starts growin::Diana: [shouting] What?

Venus: Earl... I need some time off, ok?::Earl: Oh, is that all? Why didn't you just ask me? Instead of breaking into my office?::Venus: Lets just say... I find you less than a generous soul.::Earl: What do you want time off for?::Venus: My father was killed, if you must know::Earl: [laughing] Father? You almost got me. The thought of you having a father, what a pisser! What was he, Codfish? Grouper?

Eros (1998)

Actors: Brad Armstrong (actor), Michael J. Cox (actor), Ian Daniels (actor), Mickey G. (actor), Brick Majors (actor), Mr. Marcus (actor), Randy Spears (actor), Lexington Steele (actor), Missy (writer), Brad Armstrong (director), Mickey G. (director), Missy (director), David Lockard (editor), Missy (actress), Alexandra Silk (actress),

Genres: Adult, Drama,
Taglines: A Journey To The Paradise In All Of Us...