Pearl (2013)

Actors: Damion Lee (actor), Bridget Fitzgerald (actress), George Morafetis (actor), Johnathan Fernandez (actor), Jeff Kim (actor), John Kingman (editor), Gio March (actor), John Kingman (producer), Betty Kaplan (actress), Wilma Cespedes Rivera (actress), Jim Santangeli (actor), Andy Rocco (actor), Ray Munoz (actor), Guy Patton (writer), Guy Patton (producer),

Plot: Consumed by a horrific event in her past, a woman is driven to violent retribution, and soon discovers that there can be no getting even. Her only ally: a meth-making genius who manipulates her for his own ends while she wages a vigilante campaign against a powerful drug lord and his thug army. A detective, investigating a series of grisly homicides, begins to uncover the truth about her, and the role he himself played in her origins. But can he find her in time to stop the killing, and to save her from herself?

Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,

Super Shark (2011)

Actors: Fred Olen Ray (director), Richard Gabai (producer), Jeffrey Schenck (producer), Fred Olen Ray (writer), John Schneider (actor), Fred Olen Ray (producer), Dylan Vox (actor), Jimmie Walker (actor), Kimberly A. Ray (producer), Gerald Webb (actor), Michael Gaglio (actor), Robert R. Shafer (actor), Tim Abell (actor), Randy Carter (editor), Ted Monte (actor),

Plot: An offshore drilling accident releases a giant primordial shark. When the shark flies and walks on land threatening to turn a bikini contest into a bloodbath, marine biologist Kat Carmichael arrives to destroy the shark and save beach-goers. Her efforts are stymied by corporate bad guy Roger Wade and his flunky Stewart who are only interested in their own agenda of money, money, money. With time running out for beach loving humans, Carmichael recruits heroic skipper Chuck and fearless disc jockey Dynamite Stevens to help her blast the blood thirsty shark back to a watery grave.

Keywords: animal-in-title, bikini-contest, disc-jockey, eaten-by-shark, fish-in-title, giant, jet-fighter, military, radio-tower, radio-wave
Genres: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: That's one big ass shark!

Quotes:

Kat Carmichael: It flies!::Colonel Caldwell: That's bad.::Skipper Chuck: I need a drink.

Southern Gentlemen (2004)

Actors: Justin R. Durban (composer), David Cottingham (producer), Nicholas Giancola (writer), Jared Smith (writer), Jared Smith (director), Jared Smith (producer), Robert Homer Mollohan (actor), Susan Laine (producer), Arthur Lupetti (actor), Mike Fitch (actor), Danni Ravden (actress), Shayna Freedman (actress), Taylor Girard (actor), Jeremy Watson (editor),

Plot: When a prominent politician's daughter turns up dead in a small Mississippi town many questions need to be answered. Detective Stonewall is on the case and when he finds out that the dead girl (Calli) had two lovers then things heat up for him. Xavier and Ty both have opportunity, motive and no alibi. The story takes place as the two young men tell their accounts of the previous night to Stonewall. Both their stories aren't adding up and Stonewall must decide quickly who the guilty party is. Things are not what they seem to be in Lee County Mississippi.

Genres: Mystery, Short,
Taglines: Things Are Not What They Seem In Mississippi!

Et kütt wie et kütt (2002)

Actors: Hans Martin Stier (actor), Alexander May (actor), Armin Dillenberger (actor), Bastian Pastewka (actor), Stefan Schulzki (composer), Jakob Ziemnicki (editor), Jakob Ziemnicki (director), Dan Maag (producer), Aurel Manthei (actor), Anne Sarah Hartung (actress), Frank Maier (actor), Alexander Steimle (writer), Sascha Verhey (producer), Jo Betzing (actor), Philipp Stier (actor),

Plot: Bomber, the Cologne Gangster Boss and Calli his Düsseldorf opponent have one problem: Her sons fell in love with each other and now the mobbsters has to turn them right. To all this comes young Koni, Bomber's nephew, how himself fells in love with Bomber's daughter Lucille, who herself wants to be lais by lightnighttalker Artur. A British Cologne Gangster-Comedy.

Keywords: cologne
Genres: Comedy, Short,

Cumback Pussy 48 (2002)

Actors: Belladonna (actress), Catalina (actress), Calli Cox (actress), Alexandria Quinn (actress), Aurora Snow (actress), Dale Jordan (producer), Dale Jordan (writer), Dale Jordan (director),

Genres: Adult,

Slumber Party 19 (2002)

Actors: Samantha Sterlyng (actress), Calli Cox (actress), Sabrine Maui (actress), Felix Vicious (actress), Kayla Paige (actress), Ann Marie Rios (actress), Judy Star (actress), Krystal Steal (actress), Shane Tyler (director), Bobbi Barrington (actress), Dreamy Mist (actress),

Genres: Adult,

The Game Is Afoot (2002)

Actors: Calli Cox (actress), Jon Woods (director), Zana (actress), Cleo Nicole (actress), Julie Simone (actress), Amber Michaels (actress), Karina Santos (actress), Talia Monet (actress), Liz Tyler (actress), Cassandra Knights (actress), Jodi Baldwin (actress), Sarah Nychols (actress), Courtney Chambers (actress), Lexia (actress), Ava Baron (actress),

Plot: A rumor is going around town that someone owns a pair of high-heeled shoes which are guaranteed to bring the wearer power and money. Now some whacko is breaking into women's homes to steal all their high-heeled footwear, leaving the hapless victims securely tied and gagged. Who is the perpetrator? It's a baffling mystery, but lovely detective Karina Santos is on the case.

Keywords: bondage, break-in, enchanted-object, high-heels, softcore, thief, urban-legend
Genres: Adventure,

Cabin Boy (1994)

Actors: Barry Bernardi (producer), Melora Walters (actress), Ann Magnuson (actress), Chris Elliott (actor), Ricki Lake (actress), Russ Tamblyn (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Brion James (actor), David Letterman (actor), Alfred Molina (actor), Brian Doyle-Murray (actor), Andy Richter (actor), Mike Starr (actor), James Gammon (actor), Tim Burton (producer),

Plot: Snobby school boy goes left, and mistakes the "Filthy Whore" for his millionaire dad's yacht. He joins four filthy fishermen for hijinx on the high seas.

Keywords: beer-can, boat, brunette, chum, cleavage, cupcake, giant, hallucination, idiot, implied-sex
Genres: Comedy, Music, Romance,
Taglines: He's Setting Sail On The High Seas... Without A Rudder, A Compass, Or A Clue!

Quotes:

Nathanial: Thank you, fellow crewmates, I'm off. And when I return, I shall be a cabin man.

Nathanial Mayweather: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.::Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over.

Nathanial Mayweather: Oh, cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?::Captain Greybar: Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk, and get laid.

Nathanial: I love sitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name.::Trina: Stars.::Nathanial: Whatever.

Old Salt in Fishing Village: Would you like to buy a monkey?

Nathanial Mayweather: I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii::Kenny: Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions

Nathanial Mayweather: I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!

Cupcake: Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?

Nathanial Mayweather: These pipes are clean!

Old Salt in Fishing Village: Man, oh man, I hate those fancy lads!