Jay Mohr

Mohr, Jay Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Dumbbells

  2014, role: actor , character name: Harold
• Play in Full Screen Road Hard

  2014, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

  2013, role: actor , character name: Rick the Implausible
• Play in Full Screen Wrestling Nice

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Archie Black: The Worst

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Pororo, the Racing Adventure

  2013, role: actor , character name: Chip Quackers
• Play in Full Screen Applebaum

  2012, role: actor , character name: Al
• Play in Full Screen Jay Mohr: Funny for a Girl

  2012, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Jay Mohr: Funny for a Girl

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Brothers-In-Law

  2012, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen A Christmas Wedding Tail

  2011, role: actor , character name: Rusty
• Play in Full Screen On Set: The Making of 'A Christmas Wedding Tail'

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen 2011 NHL Awards

  2011, role: actor , character name: MC
• Play in Full Screen 2010 NHL Awards

  2010, role: actor , character name: MC
• Play in Full Screen Katt Williams: 9 Lives

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Hereafter

  2010, role: actor , character name: Billy
• Play in Full Screen The 51st Annual Grammy Awards

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen The 35th Annual People's Choice Awards

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Lonely Street

  2009, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen 12th Annual Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences Awards

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Play in Full Screen Independent Vision: Lonely Street

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Lonely Street

  2009, role: actor , character name: Bubba Mabry
• Play in Full Screen The Making of the King

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Street Kings

  2008, role: actor , character name: Sgt. Mike Clady
• Play in Full Screen A Happy Death

  2008, role: actor , character name: Justin
• Play in Full Screen Untitled David Kohan/Max Mutchnick TV Project

  2007, role: actor , character name: Danny
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation

  2007, role: actor , character name: Various
• Play in Full Screen Getting Into the Action

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Community Service

  2006, role: actor , character name: Will Shepard
• Play in Full Screen Christmas Do-Over

  2006, role: actor , character name: Kevin
• Play in Full Screen The Groomsmen

  2006, role: actor , character name: Cousin Mike Sullivan
• Play in Full Screen Even Money

  2006, role: actor , character name: Augie
• Play in Full Screen Community Service

  2006, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen A Salute to the Troops and USO

  2006, role: actor , character name: TV Show Host
• Play in Full Screen King's Ransom

  2005, role: actor , character name: Corey
• Play in Full Screen Rockin' the Corps: An American Thank You

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Comedian
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live: The Best of David Spade

  2005, role: actor , character name: Airline Passenger
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live: The Best of Alec Baldwin

  2005, role: actor , character name: Boyscout
• Play in Full Screen Celebrity Autobiography: In Their Own Words

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Road Trippin': The Making of 'Are We There Yet?'

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - 'Marty'
• Play in Full Screen Are We There Yet?

  2005, role: actor , character name: Marty
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Roast of Jeff Foxworthy

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #86
• Play in Full Screen Seeing Other People

  2004, role: actor , character name: Ed
• Play in Full Screen 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen WFA 2

  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Sundance Film Festival Dailies

  2003, role: actor , character name: Host
• Play in Full Screen Mohr Sports

  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Play in Full Screen Brilliant But Cancelled

  2002, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live: TV Tales

  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Jay Mohr:

"I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up."

"I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once."

"No, ... even when you're making fun of people in this business, they want to take credit for it. That's how big the egos are."

"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over?? Movie Day."

"If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks."

"If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks."

"Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts."

"I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry."

"Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?"

"I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball."

"Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that."

"But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it."

"Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind."

"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."

"True Yankees are born, not made."

"I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field."

"When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them."

"I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating."

"Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing."

"I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it."

Jay Mohr