Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries, a stubborn zit: these are just some of the things that lasted longer than Anthony Scaramucci's White House gig.
The Wall Street big shot turned White House Communications Director had just ten days in his new role before his departure amidst a wave of scandal on Monday, and Twitter has not failed to see the funny side.
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US President Donald Trump's communications director, Anthony Scaramucci, is out after just ten days on the job, the White House said on Monday.
The social media network has quickly lit up with lists of things that lasted longer than Scaramucci's tenure, and the results are quite humorous.
Kim Kardashian's ill-fated - and unfortunately televised - second marriage was a commonly-used yard stick, with many remarking Scaramucci's stint makes the 72-day arrangement seem marathon-length by comparison.
When Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries was longer than your WH career #Scaramucci
— Liliana Burgess (@LilianaJade98) July 31, 2017
I... I can't believe I'm saying this, but every Kim Kardashian marriage has lasted longer than Scaramucci's time as WH Comm Dir.
— Grace Parra (@GraceParra360) July 31, 2017
Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries lasted SEVEN TIMES longer than Anthony #Scaramucci as White House communications director.
— Michael Kelly (@MichaelLKelly) July 31, 2017
But, Kardashians aside, plenty of other comparisons were to be drawn.
Scaramucci held his job for less time than some women have endured a period, or a particularly stubborn pimple.
I've literally had zits that last longer than Scaramucci did in the White House. Then again, that guy was a zit on common decency.
— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) July 31, 2017
I've had periods that have lasted longer than #scaramucci
— Scouseweegian (@Scouseweegian85) July 31, 2017
I've got stuff in the fridge that's been around longer than Scaramucci...
— Ian Rankin (@Beathhigh) July 31, 2017
Things that last longer than Scaramucci did at the WH:
— Adam Best (@adamcbest) July 31, 2017
Advent calendars
Airbnb guests
Kardashian relationships
Usain Bolt races
Hiccups
#OverHeardWhileTraveling I was in line at Disney longer than Scaramucci had his job.
— justme (@Ladyfish666) July 31, 2017
Twitter users just could not stop having a laugh about 'The Mooch' who, as US Buzzfeed reporter Charlie Warzel pointed out, will be "a great pub trivia answer in six years".
Scaramucci out just in time for Celebrity Big Brother.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 31, 2017
Mooch pic.twitter.com/FVeivAI3WH
— The Second City (@TheSecondCity) July 31, 2017
Scaramooch (scaramooch) appears to be easy come, easy go
— Grace Sparks (@gsparks94) July 31, 2017
Every contestant in the apprentice made it longer than scaramucci
— collier meyerson (@collier) July 31, 2017
moot point (n.): a matter of no relevance
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 31, 2017
mooch point (n.): a matter so laughable it is dismissed almost immediately after it is brought up
We would like to thank Anthony Scaramucci for his participation as White House Communications Director. pic.twitter.com/9ek7aSOrp6
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) July 31, 2017
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