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Please check out my debut special,
#LiveAtTheBbc available right now on@NetflixUK! chill and enjoy!#comedy#netflixpic.twitter.com/RVef4a5oerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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@DaneBaptweets great show in Amsterdam, at the@comedycafe_adam. Thanks for taking the time for a quick chat afterwards. Much appreciated!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Just listening to
@DaneBaptweets on our new pod is cracking me up. Sharp as fuck. Coming out imminently.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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More dates have now been added to the
#CouplaCansTour EXTRA Bristol & Norwich dates and New Leicester datehttps://twitter.com/livenationuk/status/956509263391809536 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
What she said but eff your granddads library book snuff smelling balls if you hatin’ https://twitter.com/sashadfrost/status/956584520928710656 …
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Some of you asked for it, some of you didn’t, but f*ck your grandad’s crinkly balls anyway.
#SunnyD returns to@bbciplayer this weekend so check out the whole boxset back to back! Perfect cure to hangovers or January post-Christmas budgets!pic.twitter.com/GdNeUbx58hThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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We have hosted the likes of
@WeeMissBea@robdelaney@adamhillscomedy@bechillcomedian@tezilyas@gillinghamjoe@DaneBaptweets@FernBrady@jamalimaddix@PhilNWang@luisaomielan@MrNishKumar@tomallencomedy@fergaltweet@EllieJaneTaylor@abcomedian@paulchowdhry@LouSanders https://twitter.com/2Northdown/status/956498572899442688 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Yo, who does the box ticking? I need to have a word with them; tell them the unique story of the home country I'm from and protest the way people talk about hummus.
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Just watched your BBC special (paused it in the middle to YouTube that Fresh Prince scene). Really enjoyed it! Very funny, clever and well observed. Also your
@ComComPod interview is one of my favourites out of the 200 or so I’ve listened to.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Thanks for watching and listening Mark!! Appreciate it! https://twitter.com/mark_e_f/status/956286825345290248 …
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G.O.D was more than just funny, it’s intelligent and makes you think while you’re laughing. Talent will always prevail. Fuck being told you’re there to fill a quota. If I had a pound for every time, I’d have a sock full of pounds to hit ignorant people with
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For those who missed it. This is the look Judge Aquilina gave Larry Nassar after she finished reading that six page letter, where at one point he said "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn."pic.twitter.com/W8qIKJmTTm
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I would argue the only thing that would top this would be to put Brock Turner in front of Judge Aquilina.https://twitter.com/ohnoshetwitnt/status/956223195257896962 …
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The world’s f*cked up... Funny is funny and talent is talent, regardless of colour. Some people need to give their head a wobble...
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Me and
@JohnnyICochrane used to get some mad tweets when we first appeared on CBBC. Will someone please think of the childrenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Or that you "can't talk to girls". (Then walks off stage to girlfriend)
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Not to mention that even grime vets like bashy have also prospered in the states. Michaela Coel about to be nice out there too and oh, JOHN BOYEGA anyone?
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Booked G.O.D tickets yesterday.Don't stress about people saying you're only on to fill a quota.Your'e very funny and a lot better than the "hummous" comedians.Have a Lucozade and walk it off
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I thought I had seen it all but I was so fucking wrong. The cheating bitch pretended to be a sex dollpic.twitter.com/qq7Ud21P8p
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. Balotelli, Bolt... maybe what the hecklers & haters alike have been vaguely alluding to is your "B Surname World famous Millionaire Black Boys club" prophecy. Embrace it Baptiste.
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