Vision (2013)

Actors: Edna Albano (writer), Edna Albano (producer), Edna Albano (editor), Edna Albano (director), Timothy Durkin (actor), Mukesh Patel (actor), Tulsi Albano (miscellaneous crew), Heidi Briseno (actress), Spencer Morgan (actor), Kathy Briseno (actor), Kathy Briseno (actress), Buddy Rahming (actor), Patel Mukesh (actor), Daniel Sepp (actor),

Plot: While spending some time in the park, Olivia was fascinated; watching the transformation of a caterpillar into a cocoon and from cocoon into a beautiful butterfly when suddenly a man mysteriously appeared in front of her and start talking. Baffled wondering where the man came from, Olivia asked him, how he knew her name. Instead the mysterious man continues on talking about how the bodily transformation takes place not just with a cutter pillar body, to a cocoon and into a butterfly but this transformation also takes place in every living being from baby body, to child body, to adulthood to old age and death. Olivia got captivated with the man words, as he continued talking on how the process of the wheel of birth and death goes on and on. Eager to learn more, Olivia ask the man, who are you? When the man suddenly vanished. Apparently, a mysterious train appeared and transported Olivia in a different world...A world of illusion where she believed everything she sees and experiences are real.

Genres: Family, Fantasy, Mystery, Short,

Enchanting Rupert (2013)

Actors: Nick Ewans (actor), Martin Menzel (editor), Rainer Niermann (producer), Rainer Niermann (director), Jessica Dannheisser (composer), Markus Merz (actor), Kasia Malipan (producer), Jan Maroske (writer), Jan Maroske (producer), George Weightman (actor), Suzie Frize-Williams (miscellaneous crew), Gugulethu Mseleku (producer), Katja Krannich (costume designer), Alexander Giles (actor), Vanessa Hartmann (actor),

Plot: Rupert is neither particularly confident nor handsome but has nevertheless set his eyes on the girl of his dreams, the beautiful Cindy. When his latest attempt to win her over fails spectacularly, Rupert is ready to give up... were it not for a strange homeless man he encounters one evening. Claiming to be his Fairy Godmother, the homeless man offers Rupert a magic potion that will transform Rupert into whatever he wants to be - but only until dawn. Rupert is desperate enough to believe the man - and tries the potion. The effects are immediate and stunning but, as Rupert soon discovers, things always look different in the morning.

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Short,

Alex in Wonderland: Interview with Debbie Allen (2010)

Actors: Debbie Allen (producer), Tara Bordeaux (editor), Tara Bordeaux (director), Tara Bordeaux (producer), Tichina Arnold (actress), Tichina Arnold (actress), Robert Torti (actor), Robert Torti (actor), Chloe Arnold (actress), Taylour Paige (actress), Diane Louie (composer), Noah Robbins (actor), Mary Lane Haskell (actress), Latrina Bolger (actress), Tracy Kennedy (actor),

Genres: Short,

Alex in Wonderland: Rehearsing Wonderland (2010)

Actors: Debbie Allen (producer), Tara Bordeaux (editor), Tara Bordeaux (director), Tara Bordeaux (producer), Tichina Arnold (actress), Tichina Arnold (actress), Robert Torti (actor), Robert Torti (actor), Perry Mattfeld (actress), Perry Mattfeld (actress), Chloe Arnold (actress), Diane Louie (composer), Taylour Paige (actress), Noah Robbins (actor), Mary Lane Haskell (actress),

Genres: Short,

A Scrooge Meets Cinderella Story (2009)

Actors: Matteo Marchisano-Adamo (editor), Julia Tasker (miscellaneous crew), Lou Forestieri (composer), Toby Poser (actress), Diane Becker (producer), Michael S. Glick (producer), Moniqua Plante (actress), Andria Litto (producer), Andria Litto (writer), Andria Litto (director), Robert Barrere (editor), John Lansing (actor), Antonio Leon (actor), Anna Lucinska (actress), Christopher Buckeridge (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Ant & Dec's Christmas Show (2009)

Actors: Anthony McPartlin (actor), Anthony McPartlin (actor), Anthony McPartlin (actor), Declan Donnelly (actor), Gary Lineker (actor), Simon Cowell (actor), Anthony McPartlin (actor), Anthony McPartlin (actor), Declan Donnelly (actor), Declan Donnelly (actor), Declan Donnelly (actor), Declan Donnelly (actor), Declan Donnelly (actor), Cliff Richard (actor), Anthony McPartlin (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Music,

Sinful Rella (2002)

Actors: Cheyne Collins (actor), Dale DaBone (actor), Ian Daniels (actor), Dillon Day (actor), Billy Glide (actor), Brick Majors (actor), Joey Ray (actor), Brooke Hunter (actress), Julie Meadows (actress), Michelle Raven (actress), Veronica Hart (producer), Veronica Hart (director), Veronica Hart (editor), Windy Nites (miscellaneous crew), Anita Cannibal (actress),

Genres: Adult,

Cinderella (1977)

Actors: Sy Richardson (actor), Charles Band (producer), Jimmy Williams (actor), Charles Perrault (writer), Albert Band (producer), Bennah Burton-Burtt (miscellaneous crew), Michael Pataki (director), Andrew Belling (composer), Cheryl Smith (actress), Russell Clark (miscellaneous crew), Frank Ray Perilli (writer), Frank Ray Perilli (actor), J. Larry Carroll (producer), Marilyn Corwin (actress), Laurence Jacobs (editor),

Plot: An adaptation of the fairy tale, Cinderella traces the misadventures of our heroine, who, via the help of her "fairy" (i.e. gay) godmother, is granted heightened sexual prowess to win over Prince Charming. After a blindfolded orgy at the royal castle, the nerdy Prince must sleep with every willing woman in his kingdom until he finds that one, mysterious lover who so "stood out" on the night of the sex Ball.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, cinderella, erotic-70s, female-nudity, independent-film, lesbian-sex, lesbianism, sex
Genres: Comedy, Musical,
Taglines: An ADULT Fairy Tale With Buttons Undone... The all new bed-time story with no moral! What the prince slipped Cinderella was not a slipper.

Quotes:

Fairy Godmother: Which one of ya honkeys got my bag?

Cinderella: [having sex with the prince] Fairy, Ah, Fairy Godmother, he gave me, Ah, snappin' pussy!

And Now for Something Completely Different (1971)

Actors: Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Graham Chapman (actor), Winston Churchill (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor),

Plot: A collection of re-filmed sketches from the first and second series of the cult TV comedy show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Includes such classics as "Nudge, Nudge", "Hell's Grannies", "Killer Cars", "Dead Parrot", "Lumberjack Song", "Blackmail" and "Upper Class Twit of the Year".

Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, actor-playing-multiple-roles, actress-playing-multiple-roles, based-on-british-tv-series, based-on-sketch-comedy, based-on-tv-series, blackmail, bra, british-comedy
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Customer: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.::Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!::Customer: "VOOM"? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!::Owner: No no! 'E's pining!::Customer: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!

Hungarian man: [consulting phrase book] I will not buy this record, it is scratched.::Tobacconist: What?::Hungarian man: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.::Tobacconist: No, no, this is a tobacconist.::Hungarian man: Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist, *it* is scratched!::Tobacconist: No, no, tobacco... cigarettes.::Hungarian man: Cigarettes? Ya ya.::[consulting phrase book]::Hungarian man: Ah... my hovercraft is full of eels.::Tobacconist: What?::Hungarian man: My hovercraft is full of eels.::Tobacconist: Matches?::Hungarian man: Ya ya! Do you want... do you want... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?::Tobacconist: That will be six shillings, please.::Hungarian man: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected.

Sergeant-Major: Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film NOT to get SILLY again! Right!

[a vicar is attacked by keep-left signs]::Sergeant-Major: Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it's just got SILLY! His hair's too long for a vicar, too, and you can tell those are not proper keep-left signs! CLEAR OUT, THE LOT OF YOU!::[the vicar and the keep-left signs depart]

Mungo the Cook: You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honorable man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss! Oh... it makes me mad...::[Slams cleaver into the table]::Mungo the Cook: Mad! Stark, stirring... MAD!

[Joke warfare is being used in World War II]::British Soldiers: Wenn ist das Nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Feierhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!::[German soldiers collapse to the ground, laughing]

Announcer: These rabbits have been carefully staked to the ground, so they won't move around as much, as this is only a one-day event.

Sergeant-Major: Squad... CAMP it UP!::[soldiers all chant in unison while mincing about]::Soldiers: Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH!::Sergeant-Major: [walks on] Right now! Stop that! Silly. And a bit suspect, I think. Time for a cartoon.

Announcer: In 1945, peace broke out.

Interviewer: I didn't really call you "Eddie Baby", did I, sweetie?::Sir Edward Ross: Don't call me "Sweetie"!::Interviewer: Can I call you "Sugarplum"?::Sir Edward Ross: No!::Interviewer: Pussycat?::Sir Edward Ross: No!::Interviewer: Angel Drawers?::Sir Edward Ross: No, you may not! Now get on with it.::Interviewer: Can I call you Frank?::Sir Edward Ross: Why Frank?::Interviewer: Frank's a nice name. President Nixon's got a hedgehog called Frank.::Sir Edward Ross: What is going on?::Interviewer: Frank, Frankie, Fran, Frannie... little Frannie boo...

Carry on Christmas (1969)

Actors: Bernard Bresslaw (actor), Bernard Bresslaw (actor), Bernard Bresslaw (actor), Bernard Bresslaw (actor), Bernard Bresslaw (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), Charles Hawtrey (actor), Charles Hawtrey (actor), Charles Hawtrey (actor), Charles Hawtrey (actor), Frankie Howerd (actor), Bernard Bresslaw (actor),

Plot: Ebenezer Scrooge is a misery on Christmas, not allowing people money or doing anything to share Christmas cheer around his employees or acquaintances. While Scrooge is visited by three ghosts we see how his penny pinching has affected those around him.

Keywords: carry-on, christmas
Genres: Comedy, Family,

Quotes:

[Robert Browning has arrived to take Elizabeth Barrett to Venice]::Robert Browning: We can leave by the fire escape.::Elizabeth Barrett: There *is* no fire escape!::Robert Browning: Now, she remembers!

Cinderella: Look at me, poor old Cinders, scrubbing floors and cleanin' windows. Always wearing the same old rag - isn't life a bleedin' drag?

Bob Cratchit: Mr. Scrooge, is it alright if I go off now?::Ebenezer Scrooge: Yeah. Soon as you put all the books in alphabetical order, clean away the cobwebs, polish the floor and wash the windows. And a merry Christmas to ya.::Bob Cratchit: But Mr. Scrooge, it'll take me a whole week to get through that lot.::Ebenezer Scrooge: In that case, scrub the merry Christmas, make it happy New Year.

Spirit of Christmas Present: I am the spirit of Christmas Present.::Ebenezer Scrooge: Give away. It's the best Christmas present I ever had.

Spirit of Christmas Present: No, no, you just sit and behave while I tell you all your faults.::Ebenezer Scrooge: Yeah, well hurry up, cause I'm getting hot under the collar.::Spirit of Christmas Present: Well, there's two things that stick out a mile.::Ebenezer Scrooge: That's what's making me hot under the collar.

Robert Browning: [to Elizabeth] The colour's come back in your cheeks. They look lovely when they're green like that.

Cinderella: Oh Buttons, how I wish I was dead, old Scrooge wants to get me into bed.::Buttons: The saucy thing, oh aren't you lucky? I always thought he was rather ducky.

Ebenezer Scrooge: I'm going off now.::Bob Cratchit: [Looking around] I thought there was a funny smell!::Ebenezer Scrooge: I'll thump you!

Robert Browning: [after climbing down the chimmny] I'll tell you this, now I know what it feels like, I'll never use a pipe cleaner again!

Ebenezer Scrooge: [the Ghost has kicked the chamber pot full of coins] You've struck gold, there!::Spirit of Christmas Past: Your chamber of commerce, I suppose!