Bloody Retired (2014)

Actors: Derek Easley (actor), Derek Easley (producer), Creep Creepersin (actor), Derek Easley (writer), Bradford R. Youngs (director), Bradford R. Youngs (actor), Bradford R. Youngs (producer), Tim Chizmar (actor), Lamont Couch (actor), Jesus Contreras (producer), Aaron Pressburg (actor), Celeste Davis (actress), Celeste Davis (producer), Andrew Brown (producer), Andrew Brown (actor),

Plot: Murder. Mayhem. Rubber chickens. Curry was once a lovable clown with a variety show, until he was lead down a dark path by fellow entertainer, Viagra the Venomous. Consumed by evil and revenge, Curry went a spree against his former love, Penny, and anyone else who got in his way. Now, decades later, a reformed Curry, fresh out of prison, tries to become accepted by the public once more.

Keywords: clown, killer, magic, revenge
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Short,
Taglines: Comedy can be killer. Or at least, it used to be.

Seconds Apart (2011)

Actors: Louis Herthum (actor), James DuMont (actor), Michael Barnes (miscellaneous crew), Shanna Forrestall (actress), Geraldine Glenn (actress), Garin Sparks (miscellaneous crew), David Jensen (actor), Orlando Jones (actor), Andrew Sensenig (actor), J.D. Evermore (actor), Marc Macaulay (actor), Shelley Marie Brown (miscellaneous crew), Dane Rhodes (actor), James Portolese (producer), Ali Jazayeri (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Seth and Jonah are twins with a dangerous ability: telepathy. Things start to spiral out of their control as their classmates end up dying in twisted and bizarre ways. The police suspect them. But, jealousy begins to divide them and soon they can no longer trust each other. Leading up to a horrific battle against themselves.

Keywords: abortion, bare-chested-male, blood, broken-glass, brother-brother-relationship, catholic-school, cemetery, charcoal-drawing, chewing-gum, cigarette-smoking
Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Two times the terror.

Dogs of War (2011)

Actors: Heather Place (actress), Patricia Roberts (miscellaneous crew), Nick Demao (miscellaneous crew), Nick Demao (actor), Patricia Roberts (producer), Nick Demao (editor), Patricia Roberts (actor), Nick Demao (director), Nick Demao (producer), Kal Cauthen (actor), Bethany Tiller (actress), Chris Heydari (actor), John D'Angelo (actor), Jawaska Napper (producer), Jawaska Napper (writer),

Genres: Action, Short,

Blade: Trinity (2004)

Actors: Parker Posey (actress), Natasha Lyonne (actress), Wesley Snipes (actor), Eric Bogosian (actor), James Remar (actor), Jessica Biel (actress), Paul Levesque (actor), Callum Keith Rennie (actor), Patton Oswalt (actor), Kris Kristofferson (actor), Ryan Reynolds (actor), Christopher Heyerdahl (actor), John Michael Higgins (actor), Toby Emmerich (producer), Avi Arad (producer),

Plot: Blade is a day-walking vampire hunter. When the Vampire Nation hatches a plan to frame Blade in a series of brutal killings, he must join forces with the Nightstalkers, a clan of human vampire hunters, in an extreme battle in which the trail of blood leads directly to the notorious vampire legend, Dracula.

Keywords: 2000s, action-hero, archery, arrow-catching, automatic-pistol, bare-chested-male-bondage, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, bitten-in-the-throat, blade
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Where it began so it shall end. The final hunt begins. He's fought the forces of darkness alone...until now.

Quotes:

Hannibal King: [after breaking in through the window] Evening, ladies.

[after Hannibal sends the vampire dogs plummeting out the high-rise's window]::Jarko Grimwood: Hey, dick-face. You seen my dog?::Hannibal King: Have you tried the lobby?

Hannibal King: Her name is Danica Talos. You met her earlier. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina.::[uncomfortable pause]::Hannibal King: Moving on...

Hannibal King: [after watching Blade casually kill a familiar] You know, at some point, you, uh, you might wanna consider sitting down with somebody. You know, have a little share time? Kick back. Get in touch with your inner child, that sorta thing. Also, just a thought, but you might wanna consider blinking once in a while.::[Blade stops and slowly turns to look at Hannibal]::Hannibal King: I'm sorry, I, uh... I ate a lot of sugar today.

Hannibal King: We're still trying to sort out fact from fiction when it comes to Dracula. Turning into mist? Kinda doubt it. But general shape-shifting? Maybe.::Hedges: Not into a bat or a wolf or anything like that, but, another human, uh, with practice, could be possible. Because he wouldn't have a-a traditional skeletal structure. Something more like a snake's, with thousands of, uh, tiny bones, and...::Hannibal King: I have a - I have a question about that, Hedges. Have you ever been laid?::Hedges: Many times... with ladies.

Hannibal King: [to Danica, as she is dying from the Daystar Plague] Hang in there, kitten. I'll get help.

Danica Talos: The world's changed since your time. The humans have a new hunter... Blade.

Abraham Whistler: Congratulations, you're famous. Somebody nailed us. Faces all over the papers, televisions. Media's eating it up.::Blade: Like I care.::Abraham Whistler: Well, you should. Somethin' like this, takin' out a human, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, you're public enemy #1.::Blade: Didn't notice it was a popularity contest.

Ray Cumberland: Say, how many people have you killed, Blade? Thirty? Forty? Fifty?::Blade: One thousand, one hundred and eighty two. But they were all familiars.

Blade: You're not immortal. I musta heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.::Dracula: Perhaps I will too, then. But I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you fall before *mine*.

Hornblower: Duty (2003)

Actors: Tony Haygarth (actor), John E. Keane (composer), Paul McGann (actor), Jim Carter (actor), Robert Lindsay (actor), Ioan Gruffudd (actor), Keith Palmer (editor), Delia Fine (producer), Ron Cook (actor), Michele Buck (producer), Greg Wise (actor), Paul Copley (actor), Jonathan Coy (actor), Barbara Flynn (actress), Lorcan Cranitch (actor),

Plot: Now married to Maria, Horatio Hornblower is soon sent by Admiral Pellew in search of the sloop Grasshopper captained by their old friend, Bracegirdle. The ship had been patrolling a stretch of French coast but had not sent in a report for over two weeks. During a raging storm they take aboard two passengers, an American woman and her French speaking Swiss husband. They are not what they pretend to be. Horatio and his men also encounter Wolfe, the Irish rebel turned traitor and now fighting France. They also realize exactly what Wolfe's plan is when they see three French frigates riding high in the water near his encampment. At home, Horatio is getting used to marriage and having to share his life with someone.

Keywords: 1800s, adventure-hero, based-on-book, based-on-novel, battle, bayonet, british, british-accent, british-military, british-navy
Genres: Adventure, Drama, War,

Quotes:

Admiral Sir Edward Pellew: You see things, sir, that others do not. One thing you do not question is your loyalty to your King. One day, Hornblower, you'll fight for more than England.::Commander Horatio Hornblower: What is there more than England?::Admiral Sir Edward Pellew: [He pointedly does not answer]

Admiral Sir Edward Pellew: Bonaparte's nothing to offer Ireland but misery and bloodshed. Ha! That's why England has a right to demand Irish loyalty!::Commander Horatio Hornblower: Yes Sir, although...::Admiral Sir Edward Pellew: Huh?::Commander Horatio Hornblower: It is perhaps better to earn loyalty than to demand it.::Admiral Sir Edward Pellew: When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child. When I became a man I put away childish things.::Commander Horatio Hornblower: Sir?::Admiral Sir Edward Pellew: You know Hornblower, it's very hard for a father to see his children grow up.::Commander Horatio Hornblower: I'm not sure I understand you sir.::Admiral Sir Edward Pellew: I daresay you will.

Mrs. Mason: Horatio. You think you're just the Hotspur's captain, you think only of your hundred crew. But you're also a husband now. Is it too much that you might think of one wife? That you might think of her as your duty too?

Hornblower: Loyalty (2003)

Actors: Tony Haygarth (actor), Robert Lindsay (actor), Ian McElhinney (actor), John E. Keane (composer), Steve Morphew (miscellaneous crew), Paul McGann (actor), Keith Palmer (editor), Ioan Gruffudd (actor), Delia Fine (producer), Ron Cook (actor), Michele Buck (producer), Simon Delaney (actor), Greg Wise (actor), Paul Copley (actor), Barbara Flynn (actress),

Plot: The war with France has been over for a year and Horatio Hornblower finds himself on land. With his ship, the Retribution, laid up and his promotion to Commander rescinded as a result, he finds himself a poor Lieutenant in a peace time navy. He has taken to playing cards to make a living. Luck presents itself in the form Sir Edward Pellew, his mentor and former commanding officer. Horatio soon finds himself again promoted to Commander and in charge of a sloop, the HMS Hotspur. He recruits his old shipmate Lt. Bush as his first officer, along with Matthews and Stiles. His task is to transport a French officer to the coast but once ashore, Horatio discovers the French amassing an invasion force. Once again at war, the men of the Hotspur are tasked to lead an advance force against a shore battery ahead of the British fleet. Hornblower soon realizes he has a traitor among his crew. In his personal life, he has to deal with the lovely Maria, his landlady's daughter who has taken quite a liking to him

Keywords: 1800s, aristocrat, based-on-novel, block-and-tackle, bowsprit, british-navy, cannon, card-playing, character-name-in-title, chivalry
Genres: Adventure, Drama, War,

Quotes:

Lieutenant Bush: [Mr. Bush has noticed that there is no mention of Horatio's smothering the fuse of a cannon ball] Sir, I hope you will not fail to mention the incident.::Commander Horatio Hornblower: It has been recorded in the log.::Lieutenant Bush: [reading] A five inch shot, fired from shore, landed on deck and failed to explode. Sir, that is not what happened.::Commander Horatio Hornblower: Was not a five inch shot fired from shore?::Lieutenant Bush: Yes, sir.::Commander Horatio Hornblower: Did it not land on deck?::Lieutenant Bush: Well, yes sir but...::Commander Horatio Hornblower: Did it perhaps explode without my noticing?::Lieutenant Bush: No, sir.::Commander Horatio Hornblower: Then my report is accurate.

Commander Horatio Hornblower: For a long time now no one ashore cared much whether I lived or died.::Maria Mason: I care, Horatio. My heart leaps when I hear your footsteps on the stairs and when I hear your voice.

Commander Horatio Hornblower: Don't judge a ship by the number of its guns, major, but by the skill of its crew.

Styles: How do you make coffee?::Matthews: Do I look like a cook? You and your big mouth!

Wolfe: C'mon, lads! Explosives are nothing to worry about - unless you're careless. Then your worries are over.

Commander Horatio Hornblower: [Speaking of the loyalty of Irish sailors to the British Crown] It is better to earn loyalty than to demand it.::Admiral Sir Edward Pellew: When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things.::Commander Horatio Hornblower: Sir?::Admiral Sir Edward Pellew: Hmmm. You know, Hornbloer, it is very hard for a father to see his children grow up.::Commander Horatio Hornblower: I'm not sure I understand you, sir.::Admiral Sir Edward Pellew: I dare say, you will.

Styles: If that's their idea of the cavalry I pity the poor bastards!

Commander Horatio Hornblower: Enjoy your meal, Wolfe. Once Admiral Pellew is done, you won't be dining on Breton lobster.::Wolfe: When we're done, Breton lobster will be dining on Admiral Pellew.

[after Horatio blows up the French batterie and takes a leaping dive to the ground to avoid the ball of fire]::Styles: You all right, Sir?::Commander Horatio Hornblower: I'm a bit singed, Styles.::Styles: Oh no, Sir. You're done to a turn. [Pats him on the stomach] Trust me, I'm a cook.

Nightmare at Bitter Creek (1988)

Actors: Blanche McDermaid (miscellaneous crew), Peter Guber (producer), Joanna Cassidy (actress), Tim Burstall (director), Stanley M. Brooks (producer), John F. Link (editor), Lindsay Wagner (actress), Arthur B. Rubinstein (composer), Jon Peters (producer), Roman Podhora (actor), Bill Croft (actor), Walter Marsh (actor), Tom Skerritt (actor), Dwight McFee (actor), Greg Jackson (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Four vacationing women back-packing in the Sierra mountains unwittingly stumble upon a hideout, and are terrorized by a ruthless group of Neo-Nazis in a deadly game of cat and mouse. With only an alcoholic ex-cowboy as a guide, the women must struggle for their lives when it becomes apparent that their trackers have no intention of letting them leave the mountain alive.

Keywords: alcoholic, aryan, backpacking, booby-trap, dog, female-friendship, flask, forest, friendship, grenade
Genres: Action, Thriller,

The Baron's African War (1966)

Actors: Lionel Royce (actor), Lionel Royce (actor), Georges Renavent (actor), Duncan Renaldo (actor), Frederic Brunn (actor), George DeNormand (actor), Walter Fenner (actor), Rod Cameron (actor), Jack Chefe (actor), Kurt Katch (actor), John Davidson (actor), Paul Marion (actor), Eddie Parker (actor), Eddie Phillips (actor), Harry Semels (actor),

Genres: ,

Secret Service in Darkest Africa (1943)

Actors: Duke Green (actor), Duke Green (actor), John Bleifer (actor), Frederic Brunn (actor), Duke Green (actor), Jack Chefe (actor), John Daheim (actor), John Davidson (actor), George DeNormand (actor), Walter Fenner (actor), Bud Geary (actor), Rod Cameron (actor), Augie Gomez (actor), Duke Green (actor), Duke Green (actor),

Plot: American secret service agent Rex Bennett (Rod Cameron) is assigned to defeat the plans of the Nazis to form an alliance in Africa with the Arabs. His aides are Janet Blake (Joan Marsh), a United Nations agent posing as a reporter, and Pierre LaSalle (Duncan Renaldo), a Free-French officer. Complications arise when a trusted Arab chieftain (Lionel Royce) turns out to be Baron vom Rommier, a German officer.

Keywords: 1940s, ambush, american, arab, archive-footage, army-colonel, blacksmith, bound-and-gagged, bushwhacker, cafe
Genres: Action, Adventure, War,
Taglines: Nazi raiders steal a lost Arab treasure! THE MOST SPECTACULAR ACTION EVER FILMED! (original poster - all caps) Thrill After Thrill Jammed Into Each Power-Packed Episode In The Serial Surprise Of The Year! (original poster)

Quotes:

Wolfe: And now, Miss Blake, we are about to give you a demonstration of German efficiency.::Janet Blake: Atrocity is a better word. Destroying medical supplies intended for suffering soldiers will make a story that will shock the world!::Wolfe: Unfortunately for you, this is one story you will never write. Put a gag in her mouth!

Wolfe: I have set the watch so the chemicals will ignite at nine o'clock. You have one minute to live, Miss Blake.

West of the Water Tower (1923)

Actors: Lucien Hubbard (writer), Adolph Zukor (miscellaneous crew), Joseph Burke (actor), Edward Elkas (actor), George Fawcett (actor), Doris Schroeder (writer), May McAvoy (actress), Zasu Pitts (actress), Anne Schaefer (actress), Rollin S. Sturgeon (director), Ernest Torrence (actor), Riley Hatch (actor), Alice Mann (actress), Glenn Hunter (actor), Homer Croy (writer),

Genres: Drama,