News in Brief
Australia Falls 4 Places – From 18th to 28th – In International Maths Rankings
Research Finds Most Typing Errors On Digital Media Caused By AutoCock
Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
God Doesn’t Give A Fuck Who Gets Married
Apple Launches New, Beautifully-Designed Tax Avoidance Program
Pauline Hanson Dismisses Xenophobia Claims: “I’m Not Afraid At All Of Nick Xenophon”
Pete Evans Launches New Cookbook: 100 Simple Conspiracy Theories You Can Create At Home
Malcolm Turnbull’s 5 Tips For Owning Your Own Home
Short Course For Online Bigots
Anti-Vaccination Website Hit By Virus
House Prices To Fall From ‘Unattainable’ To ‘Out Of Reach’, Analysts Say
Experts Now Recommend Taking Photos Of 3 Meals A Day
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
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Trump Issues Fifth Final Warning To North Korea On Missile Launches
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Oh Dear! Matt Canavan’s Mum Also Signed Him Up To The Greens Without Telling Him
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‘Lack Of Diversity’: Producers Commit To Putting More Redheads On Next Season Of The Bachelor
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Dutton Disappointed To Learn ‘Home Affairs’ Actually Ironing, Shopping And Putting Bins Out
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Malcolm Roberts Admits He Has Dual Citizenship With The Planet Druzion
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Brutal New Game Of Thrones Episode Sees Peter Dutton Given Extended Powers
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All Senators To Be Sent To Nauru Until Citizenship Status Confirmed
Australia’s remaining senators will be held on the island of Nauru as a precautionary measure, to allow authorities to properly establish their citizenship status.
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Turnbull’s Self Approval Rating Steady At 100%
Polling released today shows that the Prime Minister’s opinion of himself hasn’t changed over the past month.
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5 Tips For People Worried About Same-Sex Marriage
One of the most hotly contested ideas of the last few years is being debated again. Should we allow two people of the same sex to get married now,...
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The Shovel Academy: How To Front A Royal Commission Or Government Enquiry
Perhaps your organisation has been busted hacking a schoolgirl’s phone. Or maybe you lived and worked with dozens of child abuses but totally forgot to do anything about it....
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“I Can’t Function In The Morning Without Telling People How Dependent I Am On Coffee”
Melbourne woman Lucy Bailey literally can’t get going in the morning until her third, or sometimes even fourth, conversation about coffee.
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