Howard Stern

Sals' Breakdown and Fight with Ronnie

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• published: 08 Feb 2016
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Sal The Stockbroker's Breakdown. 10/28/05. 6:35am Howard took another call from a guy who asked what else he can do to help with this revolution. Howard said that there will be a call to arms once they move over there so he'll keep him informed once they move to the new place. He can't talk about what they need at this point. Howard talked more about how there wasn't any cursing going on during his parents interview so Artie wondered if they had ''weeded out some of the dirtbags'' by making the whole thing a pay service. Ronnie the Limo Driver dropped the F-bomb on SIRIUS last night when he was interviewed about the way things were going at the station yesterday with the 60 Minutes crew being there. Ronnie commented on Sal's behavior so Sal was pissed at him. Sal is pissed because he can't go on Howard 100 News to defend himself like Ronnie does. He said that Ronnie is constantly goofing on him all day long and he's sick of it. He went off on Ronnie and told him to just do his job and leave him alone. He's just doing his job and wants to be left alone. That led to the guys reminding Sal that Gary is just trying to do his job but he was busy sticking ''Monkey'' signs on Gary's back. Sal was yelling at Ronnie about his treatment of him and claims he wasn't looking for attention yesterday, he was just doing his job which apparently means goofing on Gary. Gary said that all he did was stand there yesterday and Sal stuck a sign on his back. He is Sal's boss so if he wants to spar with him on the air then go ahead. He said that yesterday was all about Sal and everything he does is about him. Ronnie said he told the 60 Minutes crew to cut everything Sal did out of the show. He seems to think that they were annoyed by Sal and won't include any of his stuff anyway. Sal also farted on the producer that was there yesterday but Sal says he didn't do that on purpose. Sal ended up threatening to resign from the show because he gets killed for doing what he does. Sal told Gary that he does everything he does for the good of the show. Gary said no one told him he has to do that stuff though. If he has a problem being ''Captain Sack'' then it's his own fault. Sal said that's all for the show and Gary doesn't seem to get that. Ronnie started to goof on the size of Sal's man boobs and said he has some balls to be goofing on his man boobs. Ronnie said that Sal really seemed to be happy when the camera crew came running in yesterday after he knocked over the cart rack in the back yesterday. Sal says that's not the case though. Howard got some tape from Howard 100 News where they had Ronnie ratting out Sal about his wacky behavior. They gave Sal some digs on the News as well and said that Sal is a phony phone caller who uses his power on the show to further his stand-up comedy career. Sal heard the report and asked Ronnie ''Who the F are you?'' Gary thinks that every incident is the end of the world to Sal and he doesn't get that it's not that meaningful. Sal said that he seems to be wrong all the time no matter what. Gary said that Sal will dwell on something all day long when they bring it up to him. Sal was leaving the studio but came back in and said that he dwells on stuff because he's obsessed with the show and his job. Howard had to take a break because they had gone almost a full hour without one.