Osiris Ford (2011)

Actors: Don Money (actor), Donald Kimmel (actor), Kendra Leigh Landon (actress), Bill Kirstein (writer), Will Boisture (editor), Bill Kirstein (director), Bill Kirstein (actor), Bill Kirstein (producer), Silas Gordon Brigham (actor), Jack Fitzmorris (actor), Marty Keiser (actor), David Kongstvedt (actor), David Kongstvedt (producer), David Kongstvedt (writer), David Kongstvedt (writer),

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Thriller,

The Boys Are Back (2009)

Actors: Chris Haywood (actor), Clive Owen (actor), Clive Owen (producer), David M. Thompson (producer), Christine Wilson (miscellaneous crew), Scott Hicks (director), Julia Blake (actress), Stephen Rutter (miscellaneous crew), Laura Fraser (actress), Kristin Witcombe (miscellaneous crew), Hal Lindes (composer), Victoria Mielewska (miscellaneous crew), Lewis Fitz-Gerald (actor), Timothy White (producer), Deryn Stafford (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The Boys Are Back is a confessional tale of fatherhood. It follows a witty, wisecracking, action-oriented sportswriter who, in the wake of his wife's death, finds himself in a sudden, stultifying state of single parenthood. Joe Warr throws himself into the only child-rearing philosophy he thinks has a shot at bringing joy back into their lives: "just says yes." Raising two boys - a curious six year-old and a rebel teen from a previous marriage -- in a household devoid of feminine influence, and with a lack of rules, life becomes exuberant, instinctual, reckless... and on the constant verge of disaster. The three multi-generational boys of the Warr household, father and sons alike, must each find their own way, however tenuous, to grow up.

Keywords: australia, based-on-true-story, bathing, bathtub, beach, brother-brother-relationship, child-nudity, custody, england, father-son-relationship
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Growing up can be the adventure of a lifetime Inspired by a true story

Quotes:

Artie: I've got nibbles.

Artie: Hands up if you like sheep muck. Hands up if you like cow pee. Hands up if you like dog fart. Hands up if you like me.

Katy: Will you do one more thing for me, Joe?::Joe Warr: Anything.::Katy: Buy that convertible.

The Real Situation (2009)

Actors: Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi (actress), Jacob Avnet (producer), Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino (actor), Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio (actor), Brett Gursky (director), DJ Lubel (actor), DJ Lubel (writer), Tom Costantino (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Mother (2006)

Actors: Darragh Marmorstein (costume designer), Angela Featherstone (actress), Carrie LeGrand (miscellaneous crew), Alejandro Furth (actor), David Newsom (producer), Share Stallings (producer), Ryan Adison Amen (composer), Kristina Lear (miscellaneous crew), Alyssa Lightbourn (miscellaneous crew), Sian Heder (writer), Brigitte Liebowitz (miscellaneous crew), Sian Heder (director), Ashleigh Sumner (actress), Shawna James (miscellaneous crew), Vincent Oresman (editor),

Plot: Desperate to be rid of her toddler in order to have an affair, a dissatisfied Beverly Hills Housewife hires a stranger to babysit and ends up getting much more than she bargained for. "Mother" is a dark and funny look at neglect, and what it really means to get what we want.

Genres: Drama, Short,
Taglines: Desperate to be rid of her toddler, a dissatisfied Beverly Hills housewife hires a stranger to babysit and ends up getting much more than she bargained for.

Pretty Dead Flowers (2006)

Actors: Danny Blanco Hall (actor), Dorothée Berryman (actress), Jayne Heitmeyer (actress), Cindy Sampson (actress), Mariane Carter (costume designer), James Berry (producer), Justin Liberman (director), Justin Liberman (producer), Craig Eastman (composer), Beau Sia (actor), Clay Duncan (composer), Patrick Griffin (editor), Patrick Griffin (producer), Melora Donoghue (writer), Joshua Mikael (producer),

Plot: Pretty Dead Flowers is a wickedly precise dark comedy about the pathos of supermodel Samantha Kovacks. Confronted not only by the aging process, but also an unexpected resurgence in popularity and fame, Samantha finally uncovers the coveted answer to the timeless question-what does beauty see when it looks at itself in the mirror?

Genres: Drama, Short,
Taglines: What Does Beauty See When It Looks At Itself In The Mirror?

L'appartement (1996)

Actors: Edouard Baer (actor), Vincent Cassel (actor), Monica Bellucci (actress), Paul Pavel (actor), Jean-Philippe Écoffey (actor), Romane Bohringer (actress), Eva Ionesco (actress), Sandrine Kiberlain (actress), Françoise Bonnot (editor), Olivier Granier (actor), Georges Benayoun (producer), Yves Marmion (producer), Vincent Nemeth (actor), Jorge Bosch (actor), Michel Bompoil (actor),

Plot: Max is on his way to Tokyo. He lives in Paris and likes to flirt but has decided to get married. By chance, he seems to have seen Lisa, his greatest love, in a cafe. Max forgets everything, his trip to Tokyo and his fiance. Obsessed with meeting Lisa he finds out where she lives and hides in the apartment. However, a different girl, called Alice, finds Max in the flat. Alice looks quite similar to Lisa, and they have sex. To complicate matters further, Alice is also the girlfriend of Max's buddy Lucien and Lisa is followed by an older man.

Keywords: acting, actress, adultery, airplane-ticket, airport, apartment, art-dealer, art-deco, assumed-identity, attraction
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance,

Quotes:

Lisa: Do you often stalk people?

Mr. Mom (1983)

Actors: Aaron Spelling (producer), Ann Jillian (actress), Miriam Flynn (actress), Lauren Shuler Donner (producer), Teri Garr (actress), Martin Mull (actor), Christopher Lloyd (actor), Jeffrey Tambor (actor), Edie McClurg (actress), Bruce French (actor), Michael Ensign (actor), Graham Jarvis (actor), Michael Keaton (actor), Lee Holdridge (composer), John Hughes (writer),

Plot: Jack and Caroline are a couple making a decent living when Jack suddenly loses his job. They agree that he should stay at home and look after the house while Caroline works. It's just that he's never done it before, and really doesn't have a clue.

Keywords: advertising, baby, bare-butt, bedroom, blockbuster, camera-shot-of-feet, career, chainsaw, chaos, child-nudity
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: When mom goes to work, dad goes berserk! Caroline's a rising executive. Jack just lost his job. Jack's going to have to start from the bottom up.

Quotes:

Jack Butler: My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking them! I'm losing it.::Caroline: Honey, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself, alright?::Jack Butler: Well, if you're so unhappy, why don't you say something about it?::Caroline: Because I wasn't unhappy! Look, maybe I was a little confused, maybe I was a little frustrated, but I knew what I was doing was important, because it means something to raise human beings. What saw me through was pride.::[Jack takes the bedspread, pillow and a pizza slice before heading out]::Caroline: I've pride in this house, I've pride with my kids, and I've pride being Mrs. Jack Butler! Where are you going?::Jack Butler: [Eating pizza before going] I'm goin' downstairs to sleep on the fat couch if I can get through the door.::[Jack leaves the room]::Caroline: Well, you should take pride with some of that FAT, Porky!::[Caroline slams the door]

Jack Butler: Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club.

Jack Butler: Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't."

[Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket]::Jack Butler: I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

Jack Butler: Kenny, don't paint your sister!

Doris (TV Repairwoman): Are you crazy? You don't feed a baby chili!

Caroline: Do you want to go over the list one more time?::Jack Butler: No I don't want to go over the list! OK let's go over the list.

Doris (TV Repairwoman): Butler, you got a problem with your horizontal hold?::Jack Butler: I don't know.::Doris (TV Repairwoman): Your wife says you do.::Jack Butler: Well, she ought to know... come on in...

Alex: Wow, what a house!::Jack Butler: Yeah, probably mortgaged to the eyeballs.::Caroline: Not this one, his great grandfather - Commander Richardson - built it.::Jack Butler: Eh... hand me down.

Jack Butler: Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?

The Young and the Restless (1973)

Actors: Michael Damian (actor), Anthony Geary (actor), John Considine (actor), David Cowgill (actor), Peter Brown (actor), Michael Forest (actor), William Bassett (actor), Larry Cedar (actor), Parley Baer (actor), Beau Billingslea (actor), Todd Bridges (actor), Jim Beaver (actor), Corbin Bernsen (actor), David Hasselhoff (actor), Brett Halsey (actor),

Plot: Set in Genoa City, Wisconsin, The Young And The Restless is the thirty-year-old soap that centres on the saga between two wealthy families (the Newmans and the Abbotts) in the cosmetics industry. Head of the Newman clan is Victor Newman, the arrogant, cavorting billionaire and his wife Nikki; and running the Abbott show is Jack Abbott, the irresponsible, playboy CEO and his sister Ashley. Most of the show is centred on the competition between the two companies: Victor's Newman Enterprises and the Abbotts' Jabot.

Keywords: daytime, family-relationships, famous-opening-theme, soap-opera
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Sally McGuire Roulland: [the first line of dialogue ever spoken on the show] [half to herself] Kind of a drag, huh? Stuck in a place like Genoa City... God, I feel so restless.

[Damon hears that Michael is interested in Victoria]::Damon Porter: Well, I'll be damned.::Michael Baldwin: I'm sure you will be.

Mackenzie: What does this mean - "wedding vows"?::J.T.: Oh, Brittany wants me to help her write hers.::Mackenzie: She wants you to help her?::J.T.: Yeah, don't start, all right? Give it back. Come on.::Mackenzie: I'm surprised they're writing their own.::J.T.: What, you didn't think that Bobby knew how to read or write?::Mackenzie: That's mean.::J.T.: Yeah, it's not far from the truth. But don't worry, I'm sure he'll hire whoever writes those flyers for the strip club. It'll be, like, the raunchiest vows ever, and I'm sure the minister will probably pass out.

Brittany: That's better. So what are you doin' here?::Bobby: Come on, I need an excuse? I came down to see your gorgeous face. It's been, like, 12 hours.::Brittany: You're so sweet.::Bobby: Your roommates home?::Brittany: No, Mac's at school, and J.T.'s off rediscovering his manhood.::Bobby: He's doing what?

[to Michael]::Noah Newman: Can You help me with my stocking?

Victor Newman: [Victor and Nikki are fighting over her job offer from Jack] Victor, I don't have time to argue with you! I have a job to go to!::Nikki Reed Foster Bancroft DiSalvo Newman Abbott Newman #2: I don't care about your damn job! How can you even consider working for Jack Abbott?

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2: [Ashley has just announced her engagement to Blade] I don't know what I think about having a brother-in-law named after a kitchen utensil.

Victoria Nicole Newman #4: [they are all standing in the Abbott's living room] Michael, what are you doing here?::Michael Baldwin: Oh, didn't Jack tell you?::Victoria Nicole Newman #4: Tell me what?::Michael Baldwin: Well, see, my mother came to town and married Jack's father so we's kin now...::John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2: Please, I just ate.

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2: [Jill has been whining about something] You know, Jill, if whining and complaining was an Olympic sport, you'd already have several gold medals.

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2: [the Abbott's are having breakfast together] Gee, Gloria you sure are in a chipper mood today.::Gloria Fisher Abbott #2: Well, I actually have some good news that I'm very excited about but I don't know if you'd all be interested...::Ashley Abbott Carlton: Good news is in short supply these days. What's your news?::John Abbott #2: Ashley's right, What's your news, Gloria?::Gloria Fisher Abbott #2: Ok, then, the news is that my son is engaged to marry Lauren Fenmore and I just couldn't be any more thrilled. There, that's it. [John, Jack, Phyllis and Ashley all sit and stare at Gloria in silence] Well, aren't you all going to say anything?

Off Again, on Again (1945)

Actors: Bobby Burns (actor), Heinie Conklin (actor), Dick Curtis (actor), Lew Davis (actor), Dudley Dickerson (actor), Budd Fine (actor), George Gray (actor), Shemp Howard (actor), Bud Jamison (actor), Charles Judels (actor), Frank Mills (actor), Joe Palma (actor), Al Thompson (actor), Christine McIntyre (actress), Jules White (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Don't Play Bridge with Your Wife (1933)

Actors: Leslie Pearce (director), Richard Cramer (actor), Richard Cramer (actor), Richard Cramer (actor), Gladys Blake (actress), Julia Griffith (actress), Nora Lane (actress), Mack Sennett (producer), Felix Adler (writer), Jefferson Moffitt (writer), John A. Waldron (writer), Ernie Alexander (actor), George Gray (actor), Bud Jamison (actor), Cornelius Keefe (actor),

Plot: Three games of bridge over the ages are presented. Each game has two husband/wife couple playing against each other. The first two games take place during prehistoric times and with King Henry VIII respectively. Although the names, places and faces have changed, the two games are remarkably similar in tone, with the end result having a wife clobber her husband over the head because of a series a stupid plays leading to losing the game. However, by the twentieth century, when the third game is played, things, including the way bridge is played, are more refined. One couple are very much in love newlyweds Eddie Baker and Dorothy Baker née Roberts, who had to overcome many obstacles, including the disapproval of her parents, to get married. While on their honeymoon, the hotel steward sets up a spur of the moment game for them with fellow hotel guests, Mr. & Mrs. Haley. The game doesn't go nearly the way Eddie and Dorothy would like. Dorothy does not clobber Eddie over the head, but the loss places a strain on their young marriage and even threatens to end it, that is unless...

Genres: Comedy, Short,