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At 3.79 million square miles (9.83 million km2) and with over 312 million people, the United States is the third or fourth largest country by total area, and the third largest by both land area and population. It is one of the world's most ethnically diverse and multicultural nations, the product of large-scale immigration from many countries. The U.S. economy is the world's largest national economy, with an estimated 2011 GDP of $15.1 trillion (22% of nominal global GDP and over 19% of global GDP at purchasing-power parity). Per capita income is the world's sixth-highest.
Room service is an accommodation available at many hotels, whose employees bring food or other items to guests in their rooms. Due to the poor economic status since 2007, hotels are starting to either limit the selection available items to order, of phase out their in room dining/room service entirely. High end hotels still provide room services, some are providing limited in room dining such as the Hilton Brand Embassy Suites. While Other hotel chains such as the Westin hotels continue to provide a full selection of room service.
Come on
I'm feelin' low, no place to go and I'm a-thinking that I'm gonna scream
Because a hotel all alone is not a rock and roll star's dream
But just when I'm about to shut the light and go to bed
A lady calls and asks if I'm too tired or if I'm just to dead for
Room service, baby I could use a meal
Room service, you do what you feel
Room service, I take the pleasure with the pain
I can't say no
My plane's delayed and I'm afraid
They're gonna keep me waiting here till nine
Then a stewardess in a tight blue dress says
"I got the time"
But just as I'm about to take my coat and get my fly
She says, "Oh please", she's on her knees
And one more time before I leave I get some
Room service, baby I could use a meal
Room service, you do what you feel
Room service, I take the pleasure with the pain
I can't say no, I can't say no
In my home town, I'm hangin' 'round
With all the ladies treatin' me real good
The sweet sixteen, lookin' hot and mean says
I wish you would
But just as I'm about to tell her, "Yes, I think I can"
I see her dad, he's getting mad
All the time he knows that I'm in need of
Room service, baby I could use a meal
Room service, you do what you feel
Room service, I take the pleasure with the pain
I can't say no
Room service, baby I could use a meal
Room service, you do what you feel
Room service, I take the pleasure with the pain
I can't say no, I can't say no
Room service, baby I could use a meal
Room service, you do what you feel
Room service, you take the pleasure with the pain
Oh dear Rosanna, what shall I do?
I called room Service and they sent along you.
You came in, met me with a grin,
If olny you knew... It's all right... etc.
You don't speak English, I don't know Chinese
I ordered breakfast for one and you brought me three
My morning call was Arabs in th hall
and you spilt half my tea, but... It's all right... etc.
You look uneasy, you move to and fro
There's nowhere to put down your tray
without moving my clothes.
Just when I think you're going to turn pink,
you say to my surprise... It's all right... etc.
Rollin' the dice
And bankin' on a second chance
In the land of the jaded romance
Riding a dream
Steering a passion
For your heart
I'm givin' you what's left of mine
Leavin' only the words behind
Lost in the crowd
I was losin' my mind
And I knew it was time for a change
I had to stop and rearrange
'cause I knew it was time for a change
I had to find another way
I was wakin' up mortified
With my back to the wall
I was givin' it all to the wind
Only never satisfied
Now you're here
And it's clear
That you've made it
a time for a change
Too many times
I'd seem to get the best of me
I'd give it all to fantasy
Chasin' the night
Chasin' illusion
For your heart
I'm givin' you what's left of mine
Leavin' only the words behind
Lost in the crowd
Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)
George Duke (keyboards, vocals)
Ruth Underwood (percussion)
Tom Fowler (bass)
Chester Thompson (drums)
Hallo! Hello!
Hello!
Is this room service?
Hello?
Hallo?
Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad?
Oh, Oh, Oh, Jawohl!
What would you like...?
Yeas, this is room service
Look here, buddy
Yeas, what would you like?
Oh, I'm so hungry!
You know, when you're a tourist and everything
And you travel around, you know
Going to all the neat little shops
Ten Marks, costs you ten Marks
I'm so hungry!
This call is going to cost you ten Marks
You got to understand that in the fo..., in the front
Look here
Everything costs ten Marks
Ivan, listen
Ivan, that's me
Jawohl
Look
You're going to sleep
You're going to sleep
I am so hungry
Can you bring me something to eat right away?
Bouillia... Bouilliabai?
No bouilliabai
Bouilliabai?
No boogie-a-bay
How's about boogie-the-bay?
No boogie-woogie-the-bay
How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out?
Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious!
Send me some fish with the eyes falling out
How about a little sand over it?
That'll make it...
Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish
That be ten Marks
Do you have a sand-fish here?
Sand-fishie?
The eye's ten Marks
The fishie is forty
Hey!
Hey, listen!
Jawohl!
The people in your country certainly are charming
You know where I can get some pussy?
Ah...
Never mind, look
This is very, this is very respectable hotel, you understand
Just send me up...
You tell to bring pussy in here?
We spray you with lace!
Oh, well...
Right in the face!
Oh, well...
You don't bring no pussy in this hotel!
Ahhah, okay...
Who do you think we are anyway?
Well, I guess you told me...
Are you a Christian?
Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure!
Isn't everyone?
Ah, okay, you can bring...
Well you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian
That's a difference...
Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right?
That's right, that's cool, if you're a Christian
Okay
You also get bouilliabai with it
Yeah, hey, great!
Look...
And the fish with the eye fallin' out
I want you to send me some pussy
One pussy
Some fish with the eyes falling out
One fish with the eye falling out
Some bouilliabai
Some bouilliabai
And a bible
And a what?
And a Giddeon bible
And a Giddeon bible?
Okay, we also bring you the Finnian bible
The Phoenician bible?
No, the Finnian bible, to go with the Giddeon bible
The Finnian bible
The Finnian and the Giddeon go together here
This is a terrible connection,
I can hardly hear you
But look, buddy,
Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?
I'm so hungry
We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad
Fast ah?
That is very fast
So fast you can never know
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You will also like to have a little visit
Hello, hello, hello
Room service?
Hallo?
Hey buddy!
You did not get your order?
No, listen, it's a...
You were not pleased with the pussy?
You don't like Americans very much here, do you?
Oh, you American! That'll be twenty Marks!
Yeah, twenty... right
Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know,
Just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry
Well, you have to understand
If we didn't bring it up there too fast
It's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here,
You see
You had a long summer and that's why...?
We had a very long summer, about that fast
Heh heh
That's how long it was, like that
Now listen!
Wait a minute!
You get that food to my room right away
Room number?
Or I'm gonna call the American embassy
What?
You mean what am I going to call them?
Why?
I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers
That's what I'm gonna call them
Well I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
Mart, Mart, Mart Perellis
When a hotel room's the closest thing you got to home
You could be in Philadelphia you could even be in Rome
You gotta dial nine to get an outside line
I even need a concierge just to take a drive - it's a crazy life
I hope to see you smile - but I'm always wrong
It's a different melody but the same old song...
Ya I've been on the road nearly all my life
Been around the world 'bout a thousand times
Still a knock on the door makes me nervous
I think I'll see you standing there - but no
It's only room service - ya room service
I've been living out my suitcase as long as I remember
Life's the same - it doesn't change - it's a gibson or a fender
I still think about you babe - I swear sometimes I see your face
These are crazy days
Ya I think I hear your voice - but it's just a dream
It's a brand new movie but the same old scene
Ya I've been on the road nearly all my life
Been around the world 'bout a thousand times
Still a knock on the door makes me nervous
I think I'll see you standing there - but no
It's only room service - ya room service
Ya know I wouldn't change a thing - no
I'm just waiting for the bell in room to ring
I hope to see you smile - but I'm always wrong
It's a different melody but the same old song...
When a hotel room's the closest thing you got to home
You could be in Philadelphia you could even be in Rome
You gotta dial nine to get an outside line
I even need a concierge just to take a drive - it's a crazy life
I hope to see you smile - but I'm always wrong
It's a different melody but the same old song...
Ya I've been on the road nearly all my life
Been around the world 'bout a thousand times
Still a knock on the door makes me nervous
I think I'll see you standing there - but no
It's only room service - ya room service
I've been living out my suitcase as long as I remember
Life's the same - it doesn't change - it's a gibson or a fender
I still think about you babe - I swear sometimes I see your face
These are crazy days
Ya I think I hear your voice - but it's just a dream
It's a brand new movie but the same old scene
Ya I've been on the road nearly all my life
Been around the world 'bout a thousand times
Still a knock on the door makes me nervous
I think I'll see you standing there - but no
It's only room service - ya room service
Ya know I wouldn't change a thing - no
I'm just waiting for the bell in room to ring
I hope to see you smile - but I'm always wrong