Joan Rivers

Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), known as Joan Rivers, was an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians.

Rivers came to prominence in 1965 as a guest on The Tonight Show. Hosted by her mentor, Johnny Carson, the show established Rivers' comedic style. In 1986, with her own rival program, The Late Show with Joan Rivers, Rivers became the first woman to host a late night network television talk show. She subsequently hosted The Joan Rivers Show (1989–1993), winning a Daytime Emmy for Outstanding Talk Show Host. Having become widely known for her comedic red carpet awards show celebrity interviews, Rivers co-hosted the E! celebrity fashion show Fashion Police From 2010 to 2014 and starred in reality series Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? (2011-2014) with daughter Melissa Rivers. She was the subject of the documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (2010).

'Joan Rivers' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Iron Man Three (2013)

Actors: Ben Kingsley (actor), Stan Lee (actor), Bill Maher (actor), Andrew Lauer (actor), Don Cheadle (actor), Johnny Otto (actor), Todd Davis (actor), Spencer Garrett (actor), Robert Downey Jr. (actor), Miguel Ferrer (actor), Linden Ashby (actor), Jon Favreau (actor), Paul Bettany (actor), Anthony Reynolds (actor), Guy Pearce (actor),

Plot: Marvel's "Iron Man 3" pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds. When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy's hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find those responsible. This journey, at every turn, will test his mettle. With his back against the wall, Stark is left to survive by his own devices, relying on his ingenuity and instincts to protect those closest to him. As he fights his way back, Stark discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man?

Keywords: 1990s, 2010s, 20th-century, 21st-century, action-hero, actor, air-force-one, air-to-surface-missile, airforce-one, airplane-hijacking
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Prepare for heavy metal! Unleash the power behind the armor. Even heroes fall.

Quotes:

The Mandarin: Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America. Ready for another lesson?::The Mandarin: In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado, the U.S. Military waited until the friendly Cheyenne Braves had all gone hunting. Waited to attack and slaughter the families left behind. And claim their land.::The Mandarin: Thirty-nine hours ago, the Ali al-Salam Air Base in Kuwait was attacked. I, I, I did that. A quaint military church, filled with wives and children, of course. The soldiers were out on maneuvers. The 'Braves' were away.::The Mandarin: President Ellis, you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. And now, you've missed me again.::The Mandarin: You don't know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll NEVER see me coming.

Operator: Stark Secure Server: now transferring to all known receivers.::Tony Stark: Pepper, it's me. I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time, so... first off. I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again. Also, it's Christmas time. The rabbit's too big. Done. Sorry. And I'm sorry in advance because... I can't come home yet.::[pauses]::Tony Stark: I need to find this guy. You gotta stay safe. That's all I know. I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.

[from trailer]::Tony Stark: I'm Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep?

[from trailer]::Tony Stark: [to Pepper] Things are different now, I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. That's you.

[from trailer]::The Mandarin: Mr Stark, today is the first day of what's left of your life.

[Stark approaches his car, flanked by news reporter. One videographer behind him points his smartphone at him]::Videographer: Hey Mr. Stark. When is somebody going to kill this guy? Just sayin'.::[Stark turns around to face the videographer]::Tony Stark: Is that what you want?::[pauses]::Tony Stark: Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided... that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I'll leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right?::[Stark grabs the smartphone and throws it against a column before entering his car]::Tony Stark: Bill me.

[from trailer]::Aldrich Killian: The whole world's gonna be watching.

[from trailer]::The Mandarin: I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?

President Ellis: You elected me on a single platform. I will defend this country at all costs. The Mandarin must be stopped!

[from TV spot]::Tony Stark: [suits up] You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.::Pepper Potts: Wow!

Romancing the Joan (2013)

Actors: Melissa Rivers (actress), Joan Rivers (actress), Cristina Fanti (miscellaneous crew), Mitch Eakins (actor), Arun K. Vir (producer), Tony Cicchetti (actor), Isabel Mandujano (costume designer), Michael Foster (actor), George Snarberg (actor), Philip V. Bruenn (actor), Tim Owens (director), Jason Zahodnik (actor), Jesse Wilson (actor), Tim Parrish (actor), Erin Frisbie (producer),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Love just got a rude awakening.

The Vigilante (2010)

Actors: Jose Rosete (actor), Joe Estevez (actor), Christina Jo'Leigh (actress), Joe Guinan (producer), John Morrissey (actor), Silvia Suvadová (actress), Hedo Davis (actor), Kristin Mellian (actress), Timothy W. White (producer), Timothy W. White (actor), Rob Burns (producer), Bill Allen (actor), Johnny Cley Rivers (actor), Michael Masini (actor), Kiyano La'vin (actor),

Genres: Action, Drama,

Chez Joan (2009)

Actors: Kevin Deon (actor), Kevin Deon (producer), Kevin Deon (writer), Kevin Deon (director), Kevin Deon (editor), Jim Waters (actor), Jim Waters (producer), Jim Waters (writer), Arthur Loring (actor), Kelly Hunt (producer), Kelly Hunt (actress), Kelly Hunt (writer), Mario Rossello (actor), William Fern Shaw (actor), Beverly Morgan (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Washed up celebrity dip list.

Titans of Justice (2006)

Actors: Tom Hodges (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Tom Hodges (producer), Tom Hodges (director), James Charles Leary (producer), James Charles Leary (writer), Michael R. Meredith (writer), Michael R. Meredith (producer), Brooke Dillman (actress), Kirk Pynchon (writer), Kirk Pynchon (producer), Sally Rundgren (actress),

Plot: When America's favorite stunt cocks, Bill and Earl, are hit by a meteorite, they and three female porn stars receive super hero powers. Along with side kick Ron Jeremy, they form the Titans of Justice to fight crime, injustice and further the good name of porn around the world!

Keywords: porn
Genres: Animation,
Taglines: A full load of justice, right in your face!

Queer Duck: The Movie (2006)

Actors: Kevin Michael Richardson (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Kevin Michael Richardson (actor), Tim Curry (actor), Andy Dick (actor), Andy Dick (actor), David Duchovny (actor), Mark Hamill (actor), Conan O'Brien (actor), Nick Jameson (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Bruce Vilanch (actor),

Plot: Queer Duck: The Movie is the relentlessly funny, feature-length extension of the animated series Queer Duck, created by frequent The Simpsons scripter Mike Reiss. Sexually scandalous yet sweet, the movie is a cascade of pop-culture stereotypes of gays in America, punctuated by rapid-fire references (as with The Simpsons) to, well, just about everything: classic movies, game shows, Gilbert and Sullivan, Paul Lynde. Hey, there's even a storyline: Queer Duck (voiced by Jim J. Bullock) and his partner of 18 months ("That's a lifetime in gay years"), Harvey Fierstein sound-alike Stephen Arlo "Openly" Gator (Kevin Michael Richardson), hit a relationship crisis when the fey fowl is wooed by a brassy Broadway broad. Queer Duck wonders if he'd be happier being straight. While Gator the waiter spills his problems to a compassionate Conan O'Brien (thanks for the cameo), Queer Duck goes on a personal odyssey that ultimately leads to a showdown with a television evangelist at a theme park re-christened Fairyland. One has to see it to believe it. --Tom Keogh

Keywords: amusement-park, awards-show, bar-mitzvah, blimp, boyfriend, broadway-manhattan-new-york-city, butler, campy, celebrity, character-name-in-title
Genres: Animation, Comedy,
Taglines: He can't even fly straight!

Quotes:

Queer Duck: Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey.::Queer Duck: It's just rum.

Queer Duck: [in a dream sequence about when they're old and still together] Openly Gator. Where the hell is my dinner?::Openly Gator: Oh, here!::Queer Duck: [screams when he sees a dead rat on the plate] Why do we keep ordering from that Thai place?

Queer Duck: We have an awful future ahead of us.::Openly Gator: What are you saying? Have you met someone else?::Queer Duck: No! No, no, no, no, no!::Lola Buzzard: [suddenly grabs him and pulls his head to her chest] Darling!::Queer Duck: Well, kind of.

Queer Duck: [tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots.::Reverend Vandergelding: [flattered] aww, you!

Reverend Vandergelding: [after forcing Queer Duck to drink a potion that will turn him straight] Could it be? What do you think of Cameron Diaz?::Queer Duck: [in a masculine voice] She's hot.::Reverend Vandergelding: Camryn Manheim?::Queer Duck: She's hot.::Reverend Vandergelding: Sister Wendy? [shows a picture of an ugly old nun]::Queer Duck: [scratches his chin] I'd do her.::Reverend Vandergelding: SUCCESS!

Reverend Vandergelding: So, how did you finally tell them you were gay?::Queer Duck: Oh, well, that's an interesting story. It all goes back to those crazy, turbulent, fabulous seventies... [music starts]::Reverend Vandergelding: Wait a minute... [music stops] Is this going to be a musical number? I'm mean, what is it with you people and musical numbers?::Queer Duck: Just sit back and enjoy it!

Lola Buzzard: [after getting a Jellyfish off her] What do you think of my new look?::Queer Duck: You look like The Joker.::Lola Buzzard: I was going for it. Quick, say something to make me frown again.::Queer Duck: Bush is running for a third term.::Lola Buzzard: Christ! The country's ruined.

Openly Gator: We need some sort of superpowers to help save Queer Duck. Do you guys have any?::Rosie O'Donnell: I can honestly say I haven't.::Openly Gator: Me neither.::Bi-Polar Bear: I have one. I can crack a walnut with my butt.::[both Openly Gator and Oscar Wildcat are left speechless, so is Peccary]

Openly Gator: You can't change who you are!::Queer Duck: Well, sometimes I wish I could. Don't you?::Openly Gator: No. I am a gay man, like my father and his father before him. Now get some sleep.

Queer Duck: [while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!

Not Only But Always (2004)

Actors: Jill McCullough (miscellaneous crew), George Faber (producer), Rhys Ifans (actor), David Sterne (actor), Colin Towns (composer), Richard Durden (actor), Alan Cox (actor), Elizabeth Hawthorne (actress), Peter Rowley (actor), Charles Pattinson (producer), Jonathan Aris (actor), John Leigh (actor), Timothy Balme (actor), Barbara Darragh (costume designer), Robin Soans (actor),

Genres: Biography, Drama,

Quotes:

[Peter discovers Dudley shagging a young woman in his dressing room when he should be getting ready to go on stage]::Peter Cook: If you *do* decide to come on stage, Dudley, make sure you take her off your penis first.

Dudley Moore: Is my entire contribution to this show going to consist of my humiliating myself?::Peter Cook: No, Dudley. We'll do that for you.::Dudley Moore: Thank you. I wouldn't want to be appreciated or anything.::Peter Cook: Well, we initially tried looking up to you, Dudley... but when we did, we invariably found ourselves looking down.

Eleanor Bron: Sorry, sir. The club's full.::Upper Class Man: But I have an invitation. Do you know who I am?::Peter Cook: [to the people in the queue] Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. May I have everyone's attention for a moment? This gentleman doesn't seem to know who he is. If anyone here recognises this man, can you come to the front of the queue and tell him his name.::Upper Class Man: Fuck you!::Peter Cook: You'll have to queue for that, too, I'm afraid, sir. There's a £5 waiting list.

Dudley Moore: Why do you constantly belittle me?::Peter Cook: Dudley, I don't think it's possible to belittle a club-footed dwarf whose only talent is to play Chopsticks in the style of Debussy.

Wendy Snowden: Everything happens for a purpose. Go with the flow.::Peter Cook: I've enjoyed the plughole immensely. I can't wait for the drain.::Wendy Snowden: It's really weird that this has happened when it has. I'm pregnant.::Dudley Moore: I think that was the U-bend, Pete.

Dudley Moore: You have a generous heart.::Peter Cook: I do have a generous heart. I have a very generous heart. I recently caught it trying to give my liver to a wino.

Dudley Moore: Are you allergic to compassion?::Peter Cook: Only in suppository form.

[about to give a tribute to Dudley Moore on "This Is Your Life"]::Alan Bennett: They wanted a glowing accolade. But I said "No. I'll do an amusing anecdote" - because glowing accolades tend to sound so insincere.::Peter Cook: ...Especially when they are.

Peter Cook: The BBC want another series.::Dudley Moore: Oh good. I'll make it up, you write it down, take all the money, take all the credit, then turn up drunk, and I'll make it all up again.

[1978: sketch prompted by the recent death of Pope John Paul I]::Peter Cook: Hello, mother.::Dudley Moore: [falsetto] Hello, son.::Peter Cook: Did you go to the Pope's funeral?::Dudley Moore: [falsetto] Yeah, I did. It was lovely.::Peter Cook: The way they laid out the Pope was beautiful.::Dudley Moore: [falsetto] Oh yes, son.::Peter Cook: Looking at that dead Pope gave me the horn.::Dudley Moore: [falsetto, shocked] No!::Peter Cook: Yeah, I got so horny seeing him lying in state, I had to have a wank.::Dudley Moore: [corpses]::Peter Cook: Yeah. I came all over the Pope - right across his face.::Dudley Moore: [corpses]

Shrek 2 (2004)

Actors: Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Julie Andrews (actress), Cameron Diaz (actress), Mike Myers (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), John Cleese (actor), Rupert Everett (actor), Larry King (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Jennifer Saunders (actress), Joan Rivers (actress),

Plot: Shrek has rescued Princess Fiona, got married, and now is time to meet the parents. Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey set off to Far, Far Away to meet Fiona's mother and father. But not everyone is happy. Shrek and the King find it hard to get along, and there's tension in the marriage. It's not just the family who are unhappy. Prince Charming returns from a failed attempt at rescuing Fiona, and works alongside his mother, the Fairy Godmother, to try and find a way to get Shrek away from Fiona.

Keywords: 3d-animation, arm-wrestling, arrogance, assassin, bar, based-on-book, based-on-fairy-tale, battle, best-friend, blind
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: In summer 2004, they're back for more.... Once upon another time... Not so far, far away...

Quotes:

Fairy Godmother: Remember, happiness is just a teardrop away...

Shrek: So, Fiona's father paid you to do this?::Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? Sí.

[Puss is watching Shrek and Fiona]::Puss-in-Boots: Whatever happens... I must not cry. You cannot make me cry... [breaks down sobbing]

Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?::Prince Charming: Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste?

[first lines]::Prince Charming: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land everyone was happy, until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother, who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep, for he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land, and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her- gasp!::Wolf: What?::Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?::Wolf: NO!::Prince Charming: Oh, thank heavens! Where is she?::Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.::Prince Charming: Honeymoon? With whom?

Shrek: The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.

Puss-in-Boots: I hate Mondays.

[to Donkey, when Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are at a bar]::The Ugly Stepsister: Why the long face?

Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.::Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.

Serial Mom (1994)

Actors: John Waters (director), Joan Rivers (actress), Basil Poledouris (composer), John Waters (writer), Suzanne Somers (actress), Kathleen Turner (actress), Johnny Alonso (actor), Ricki Lake (actress), John Waters (actor), Mink Stole (actress), Traci Lords (actress), Matthew Lillard (actor), Sam Waterston (actor), Steve McAuliff (miscellaneous crew), Bess Armstrong (actress),

Plot: A picture perfect middle class family is shocked when they find out that one of their neighbors is receiving obscene phone calls. The mom takes slights against her family very personally, and it turns out she is indeed the one harassing the neighbor. As other slights befall her beloved family, the body count begins to increase, and the police get closer to the truth, threatening the family's picture perfect world.

Keywords: american-mythology, animal-licking-someone, anti-hero, anti-heroine, bad-mother, baltimore-maryland, based-on-supposedly-true-story, bird, bird-watching, bitch
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: She's a fabulous, loving, caring mother, who er... ...happens to be a serial killer! Every Mom Wants to Be Wanted, But Not For Murder One! At least she meant well

Quotes:

Chip Sutphin: Did you bring back "Ghost Dad"?::Emma Lou Jenson: There ya go [handing over video] I just love Bill Cosby pictures!

Beverly: Wear your seatbelt! [stabs at Scott's car]

Birdie: [to Beverly] You know, you're bigger than Freddy and Jason now, only you're a real person.

Birdie: [to Misty] Hey, can I borrow your mother? My Aunt is coming for dinner and she's always getting on my nerves.

Beverly: [as Beverly hits Mrs. Jenson a final time] REWIND!

Misty Sutphin: [upset after learning her mother may be a serial killer] Now I'll never get a boyfriend!

Beverly: Buckle up, Scotty! [uses aerosal can and lighter to create flame thrower]::Scotty Barnhill: [screams on fire] No Mrs. Sutphin, please. I'll wear my seatbelt.

Beverly: Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?::Dottie Hinkle: No I'm not, you motherfucker!

Beverly Sutphin: Are those pussywillows?::Rosemary Ackerman: Dried ones. Aren't they pretty?::Dottie Hinkle: What did you just say?::Beverly Sutphin: [in the stalker voice] Pussywillows, Dottie!

Beverly: Officer, I'm sorry, but we don't allow gum in this house.::Detective Gracey: Sorry, ma'am.

Malta Story (1953)

Actors: Anthony Steel (actor), William Russell (actor), Peter Bull (actor), Sam Kydd (actor), Michael Medwin (actor), Victor Maddern (actor), Michael Craig (actor), Maurice Denham (actor), Ronald Adam (actor), Alec Guinness (actor), Jack Hawkins (actor), Ivor Barnard (actor), Gordon Jackson (actor), Geoffrey Keen (actor), Nigel Stock (actor),

Plot: In 1942 Britain was clinging to the island of Malta since it was critical to keeping Allied supply lines open. The Axis also wanted it for their own supply lines. Plenty of realistic reenactments and archival combat footage as the British are beseiged and try to fight off the Luftwaffe. Against this background, a RAF reconnaissance photographer's romance with a local girl is endangered as he tries to plot enemy movements.

Keywords: air-raid, famine, george-cross, heroism, italian-spy, malta, raf-pilot, relief-convoy, royal-navy, siege
Genres: Drama, History, War,
Taglines: NOW ! Another Great Performance in the ALEC GUINNESS Hall of Fame ! ...

Rivers, Joan Filmography

Play in Full Screen Scatter My Ashes at Bergdorf's

2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen 2013 Do Something Awards

2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Why We Laugh: Funny Women

2013, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Romancing the Joan

2013, role: actress , character name: Joan Rivers
Play in Full Screen Moms Mabley: I Got Somethin' to Tell You

2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen In Bed with Joan

2013, role: writer
Play in Full Screen Iron Man Three

2013, role: actress , character name: Joan Rivers
Play in Full Screen Why We Laugh: Funny Women

2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen In Bed with Joan

2013, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Super Bowl's Greatest Commercials 2012

2012, role: actress , character name: Go Daddy Girl
Play in Full Screen Joan Rivers: Don't Start with Me

2012, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Joan Rivers: Don't Start with Me

2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Vanilla Ice Archive

2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Growing Up Barnard

2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Tower Heist

2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen 16th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards

2011, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
Play in Full Screen Miss Representation

2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Smurfs

2011, role: actress , character name: Party Guest
Play in Full Screen Bob Ross: The Happy Painter

2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen TMI with Joan Rivers

2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Undefeated

2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy

2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Working with Lucy: A Conversation with James E. Brodhead

2010, role: actress , character name: Clips from 'Here's Lucy'
Play in Full Screen Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work

2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen VH1 News Presents: Plastic Surgery Obsession

2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Battle for Late Night

2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Drop Dead Diva

2009, role: actress
Play in Full Screen What's the Name of the Dame?

2009, role: actress
Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers

2009, role: actress , character name: Herself - Roastee
Play in Full Screen Every Little Step

2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen 11th Annual the Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor: George Carlin

2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The 6th Annual TV Land Awards

2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Last Guy on Earth

2008, role: actress
Play in Full Screen Making Trouble

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Joan & Melissa: Live at the Academy Awards

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Joan & Melissa: Live at the Golden Globe Awards

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
Play in Full Screen Queens of Disco

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Joan & Melissa: Live at the Grammy Awards

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
Play in Full Screen The 100 Greatest Sex Symbols

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Royal Variety Performance 2007

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Golden Globes Fashion Wrap with Joan and Melissa

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen An Audience with Joan Rivers

2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Straight Talk

2006, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
Play in Full Screen Emmy Awards Fashion Wrap with Joan and Melissa

2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Electric Company's Greatest Hits & Bits

2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Joan Rivers: Before Melissa Pulls the Plug

2006, role: actress , character name: Herself

Famous quotes by Joan Rivers:

"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom."

"You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again"

"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."

"Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear"

"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory."

"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."

"I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage."

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

"I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool."

"I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her."

"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too."

"Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life."

"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."

"My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day."

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Joan A. Selzle, 77, of Lititz, died peacefully on Tuesday, July 18, 2017 at Moravian Manor. Born in Philadelphia, she was the daughter of the late John D. and Yvonne Racely Beck. Joan worked as a bus transportation aid for ... ....

Brazilian soccer team set for emotional match as plane-crash survivor returns

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Chapecoense will play LaLiga giants Barcelona in the Joan Gamper Trophy at Camp Nou on Monday -- a tribute to the 71 people who were killed in last year's tragic plane crash ... Joan Gamper #VamosChapepic.twitter.com/qM1QQw3Xab -- Chapecoense ......

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Artur and Chapecoense will play LaLiga giants Barcelona in the Joan Gamper Trophy at Camp Nou on Monday - a tribute to the 71 people who were killed in last year's tragic plane crash ... Joan Gamper #VamosChapepic.twitter.com/qM1QQw3Xab -- ......

Chapecoense ready for emotional Barca clash as Ruschel prepares to return

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Barca vs Chapecoense TV info and more. Artur and Chapecoense will play La Liga giants Barcelona in the Joan Gamper Trophy at Camp Nou on Monday — a tribute to the 71 people killed in last year's plane crash ... É AMANHÃ!!! Reestreia do Alan Ruschel pela Chape!. Barcelona vs Chapecoense . Camp Nou . Joan Gamper #VamosChape pic.twitter.com/qM1QQw3Xab— Chapecoense (@ChapecoenseReal) August 6, 2017 ... The 36-year-old goalkeeper added ... Joan Gamper ... ....

Longtime writers honored with induction to Lancaster bowling Hall of Fame

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Hogan bids farewell to his 'wonderful' mother Maura

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European Commissioner Phil Hogan said farewell to his beloved mother in a simple, dignified ceremony ... Businessman Larry Goodman also attended ... MEP Brian Hayes speaking to Terry Prone. Photo. Caroline Quinn ... Maura Hogan was predeceased by her husband Tom and mourned by sons Phil, Paddy and Tommy, and daughter Joan Teehan ... Photo ... ....

Barcelona to play Gamper Trophy without Neymar, Mathieu, Masip

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Paris Saint-Germain's Brazilian forward Neymar thumbs up during his presentation to the fans at the Parc des Princes stadium in Paris on August 5, 2017 ... Pic/AFP. Barcelona on Sunday geared up to play the Joan Gamper Trophy against Brazil's Chapecoense without Neymar Jr, Jeremy Mathieu and Jordi Masip, who have all left the Catalan club ... Mathieu moved to Portugal's Sporting, while Masip joined Real Valladolid ... ....

Fat shaming by docs likely to harm health

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Discrimination at the doctor's office based on size can take a toll on a patient's physical health and mental well-being, a study has found. "Disrespectful treatment and medical fat shaming, in an attempt to motivate people to change their behaviour, is stressful and can cause patients to delay seeking healthcare or avoid interacting with providers," said Joan Chrisler, a professor of psychology at Connecticut College in the US ... CEO....

Oladipo shines despite Team Africa defeat

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JOHANNESBURG - The extra luggage that Victor Oladipo returned to Indiana with has left him with no choice but to come back for the 2018 NBA Africa Game that is likely to be played in Nigeria ... This was the second match of this nature played in Johannesburg. Team Africa lost both those matches ... “I have to come back ... That would give Oladipo an opportunity to dazzle in the country of his mother's, Joan Amanze Oladipo, birth....

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"Disrespectful treatment and medical fat shaming, in an attempt to motivate people to change their behaviour, is stressful and can cause patients to delay health care seeking or avoid interacting with providers," said Joan Chrisler, a professor of psychology at Connecticut College in the US Sizeism can also have an effect on how doctors ......

'Ingrid Goes West' satirizes the perils of social media envy

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It's the latest satirical pop culture effort to delve into the painful realities of the way social media impacts our lives ... Then there is "Ingrid Goes West," which is just close enough to reality to make you squirm ... She's the woman who posts a perfect Instagram photo of the perfect vintage copy of Joan Didion's "The White Album" with the perfect quote and a jumble of hashtags like #blessed and #inspiration ... She is an Influencer ... ___....

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Reuters sports schedule at 0600 GMT on Monday ... Reuters sports schedule at 0600 GMT on Monday.. ATHLETICS. World Championships (to 13). Kenya's Kipyegon bids for 1,500m gold ... SOCCER. UEFA Super Cup ... (SOCCER-SUPER/) ... BARCELONA, Spain - Barcelona have invited Chapecoense to play in the Joan Gamper Trophy friendly at the Nou Camp as a tribute to the victims of November's air crash that all but wiped out the Brazilian team ... GOLF ... SEE ALSO ... CRICKET ... ....

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The following deeds of trust were recorded with the Pitt County Registrar of Deeds from July 27 to Aug. 2.. ■ Rodney Bates, Harriet J. Bates to First Internet Bank of Indiana $140,000. ■ Michael Nicoletti, Naomi Nicoletti to State Employees' Credit Union $160,000. ■ Kyle M. Blodgett, Jordan H. Blodgett to Branch Banking and Trust Company $311,920. ■ Peter C. Bragaw, Jennifer F ... $220,089 ... ■ Elie Saade, Joan Saade to Wyndham Capital Mortgage Inc....

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Famous quotes by Joan Rivers:

"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom."

"You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again"

"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."

"Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear"

"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory."

"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."

"I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage."

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

"I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool."

"I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her."

"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too."

"Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life."

"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."

"My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day."

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