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A machine is a device that uses energy to perform some activity or task.
Machine, Machines, Machinery, The Machine, or The Machines may also refer to:
More specific applications of the general term
Albert "Bert" "The Machine" Kreischer is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host. In 1997, as a member of the Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity, he was featured in Rolling Stone as "the top partier" at Florida State University, the "top party school in the US", while he was in his sixth year of college. The Rolling Stone article was the inspiration for the 2002 movie Van Wilder. From 2000 to 2001, he was the co-host of the FX Network variety show The X Show. A segment that aired on the show, "Ass Wax", where Kreischer had his hair removed with hot wax, led Kreischer to gain his own show on the FX Network, titled Hurt Bert, in 2004. In the same year, he had a role in an episode of the police drama The Shield.
Kreischer claims that on a college field trip to Russia, he drank with the Russian mob (after accidentally introducing himself with the phrase "Я машина") and even participated in a robbery while intoxicated. He talked about these exploits on June 5, 2006 on Loveline; on January 14, 2011, on DC101's Elliot in the Morning; April 5, 2011, on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #95; Opie and Anthony on June 28, 2011; WTF with Marc Maron on January 9, 2012; WMMR's Preston and Steve Show on January 12, 2012; on The Todd and Tyler Radio Empire on August 2, 2012; and on WIYY/98 Rock's Morning Show Mickey, Amelia, and Spiegel.
A machine is a tool containing one or more parts that uses energy to perform an intended action. Machines are usually powered by mechanical, chemical, thermal, or electrical means, and are often motorized. Historically, a power tool also required moving parts to classify as a machine. However, the advent of electronics has led to the development of power tools without moving parts that are considered machines.
A simple machine is a device that simply transforms the direction or magnitude of a force, but a large number of more complex machines exist. Examples include vehicles, electronic systems, molecular machines, computers, television, and radio.
The word machine derives from the Latin word machina, which in turn derives from the Greek (Doric μαχανά makhana, Ionic μηχανή mekhane "contrivance, machine, engine", a derivation from μῆχος mekhos "means, expedient, remedy").
A wider meaning of "fabric, structure" is found in classical Latin, but not in Greek usage.
This meaning is found in late medieval French, and is adopted from the French into English in the mid-16th century.
Actors: Don Williams (actor), Tony Urgo (writer), Tony Urgo (editor), Tony Urgo (director), Robert D. Parham (actor), Douglas Olsson (actor), Artem Mishin (producer), Artem Mishin (actor), Gabriel Koura (actor), Katherine Celio (actress), Frank Simeone (producer), Baily Hopkins (actress), Steve Huang (actor), Jino Kang (writer), Jino Kang (producer),
Plot: Retired assassin, Jack Lee, walked away from his violent past to raise his dead brother's daughter, Jaime, as his own. When crime lord Banducci kidnaps Jaime for a payback, Jack brings his gifted skills of extermination out of retirement and the streets of San Francisco become a battleground for a one man killing machine and ruthless, united mob bosses.
Genres: Action,Actors: Hugh O'Conor (actor), Peter McDonald (writer), Peter McDonald (actor), Andrew Scott (actor), Amy Huberman (actress), Michael Legge (actor), Andrew Bennett (actor), Robert Walpole (producer), Marcella Plunkett (actress), Brian Gleeson (actor), Justine Mitchell (actress), Amy De Bhrún (actress), Rebecca O'Flanagan (producer), Lorcan Berney (miscellaneous crew), Juliette Bonass (miscellaneous crew),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Jason Solowsky (composer), Stefan Hajek (actor), Stefan Hajek (producer), Peter Nikkos (actor), Gib Gerard (producer), Gib Gerard (actor), Rosalie Miller (actress), Michael Ryan (writer), Michael Ryan (director), Ashley Bracken (producer), Michael Ryan (producer), Ashley Bracken (actress), Michael Ryan (editor), Jay Hindle (producer), Nicholas Tucci (actor),
Plot: After several victims fall prey to a fraudulent investment banker, they seek revenge by kidnapping the man responsible in hopes to steal his laundered fortune. Things take an unexpected turn after they hire a professional from the criminal underworld to assist them.
Genres: Crime, Drama, Short, Thriller,Actors: Gil O'Brien (editor), Gil O'Brien (producer), Gil O'Brien (writer), Gil O'Brien (composer), Gil O'Brien (director), Gil O'Brien (actor), Richard Lampone (actor), Heather Leonard (actress), Clinton Lowe (actor), Alicia St. Louis (actress), Spike Christie (actor), Latifah Johnson (actress), Chris J. Handley (actor), John Fico (actor), John Fico (actor),
Plot: Gil is at a crossroads in his life. After being fired from his job as a stockbroker, Gil decides that he must pursue his musical career one last time before giving up on his dream. Tom, his mailman friend, and a clueless cell mate of Tom's join Gil's quest for musical greatness. As they weave their way through the pitfalls of the music business, Tom's bookie is actively pursuing the collection of a debt.
Keywords: friendship, irish, marriage, new-york-city, rock-musicActors: Michael Hirsh (producer), Neil Crone (actor), Zachary Bennett (actor), Clive A. Smith (producer), James Kidnie (actor), Lauren Shuler Donner (producer), Arnon Milchan (producer), Patrick Loubert (producer), Sheila McCarthy (actress), Alyson Court (actress), Amin Bhatia (composer), Rachael Crawford (actress), Jennie Lew Tugend (producer), Paul Haddad (actor), Andrew Sabiston (actor),
Plot: In this animated series, Jesse gets a job at the marina where he reunites with Willy and Jesse finds he has the power to talk with animals by relaxing his mind. They team up with both human and animal friends to fight The Machine, a half human/robot who's out to pollute the oceans for his own personal gain.
Keywords: animal-name-in-title, based-on-film, character-name-in-title, killer-whaleActors: Laurie Faso (actor), Mert Koplin (actor),
Plot: Marlo Higgens is a lowly computer expert banished to a sub-basement office by his vindictive boss. However, his life after hours is lively as each closing time means he enters a secret room with his secretly built artificially intelligent computer called the Magic Movie Machine. Together, Marlo and his machine explore and joke around about various topics primarily with the vast collection of video files of various archival footage along with viewer correspondence.
Keywords: archival-footage, artificial-intelligence, computer, computer-expert, film-clip, secret-room, stock-footageActors: Jeffrey Hurst (actor), Eric Edwards (actor), Roberta Findlay (director), Georgina Spelvin (actress), Darby Lloyd Rains (actress), Cindy West (actress), Kevin Andre (actor), Harding Harrison (actor), Slim Pickins (composer), Michelle Magazine (actress), Harmon Killacunt (miscellaneous crew), Barbara Cole (actress), Xavia Xlotfil (miscellaneous crew), Question Marks (actor), The Voice (actor),
Plot: Tighttwat Institute for Sexual Research, aka "Hard-on Heaven", is where Dr. Cherrypopper gets sex readings from assistant Miss Motormouth. Their new client is impotent Harry Flattout. As a workplace sex pacifier, Harry pacified Ginny Pullertit and shy new worker Mary-Ann Lobglob, with assistance from Thunderfart, who moved on to passer-by Captain Sukatiddy. Harry got fired ganging up on Mr. Cockpul's private secretary and lover, Elaine Ziptitz. Dr. Tighttwat takes her own advantage of Harry, supposedly ascertaining his case while really climaxing while remaining a virgin. Up next, Dr. Cherrypopper's machine overloads when his assistant seduces him, and the assistant test drives Harry's resulting permanent erection. Harry uses it to forcefully deflower Dr. Tighttwat, until she consents. So does Elaine Ziptitz, who reveals ending up enjoying their first encounter. Harry is re-hired as the boss realizes the importance of fringe benefits.
Keywords: anal-rape, anal-sex, assistant, blow-job, boss, cure, dildo, ejaculation, ejaculation-on-buttocks, employer-employee-sexActors: Jim Henson (actor), Frank Oz (actor), Jim Henson (producer), David Lazer (producer),
Genres: Comedy, Short,This is the story about the time I robbed a train in Russia with the Russian Mafia. To get my book "Life of the Party" click HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Life-Party-Stories-Perpetual-Man-Child/dp/1250030250 For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
Bow and respectfully welcome "Solar Corona", album no.2 by The Machine. The unstoppable psychedelic fuzz machine have returned and just like a magician swinging his magic stick these dutch rulers creates magic for the second time. It's hard to pick a specific track as the best song on this seven track masterpiece because the whole album is a magnificent journey into time and space. Along with the guitars, bass and drums there are also djembehs and gong included in the arsenal. "Solar Corona" is more multiple than the previous album with less vocals and more jams, experimental deep dives and hypnotizing bluesy riffings. Mix the best from the late 60's with early 70's stuff, add some desert rock and you get the formula. This concept is timeless and lasts forever! The first one out is the t...
Go to www.Bertbertbert.com! Animator's Twitter @Corri_Loschuk Audio from The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast #95 (JoeRogan.net). Thanks to Joe Rogan, Redban, JREDatabase.com & everyone who's tweeted me! Please pass this along to your friends and share the love.
winning against a hacker 6 stack. -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/surefour
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Bert Kreischer tells about the time he travels to Russia, gets the nickname "The Machine" and robs a train with the Russian Mob. NBD!, just another day in the life of Bert!
This is the story about the time I robbed a train in Russia with the Russian Mafia. To get my book "Life of the Party" click HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Life-Party-Stories-Perpetual-Man-Child/dp/1250030250 For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
Bow and respectfully welcome "Solar Corona", album no.2 by The Machine. The unstoppable psychedelic fuzz machine have returned and just like a magician swinging his magic stick these dutch rulers creates magic for the second time. It's hard to pick a specific track as the best song on this seven track masterpiece because the whole album is a magnificent journey into time and space. Along with the guitars, bass and drums there are also djembehs and gong included in the arsenal. "Solar Corona" is more multiple than the previous album with less vocals and more jams, experimental deep dives and hypnotizing bluesy riffings. Mix the best from the late 60's with early 70's stuff, add some desert rock and you get the formula. This concept is timeless and lasts forever! The first one out is the t...
Go to www.Bertbertbert.com! Animator's Twitter @Corri_Loschuk Audio from The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast #95 (JoeRogan.net). Thanks to Joe Rogan, Redban, JREDatabase.com & everyone who's tweeted me! Please pass this along to your friends and share the love.
winning against a hacker 6 stack. -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/surefour
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Bert Kreischer tells about the time he travels to Russia, gets the nickname "The Machine" and robs a train with the Russian Mob. NBD!, just another day in the life of Bert!
Bow and respectfully welcome "Solar Corona", album no.2 by The Machine. The unstoppable psychedelic fuzz machine have returned and just like a magician swinging his magic stick these dutch rulers creates magic for the second time. It's hard to pick a specific track as the best song on this seven track masterpiece because the whole album is a magnificent journey into time and space. Along with the guitars, bass and drums there are also djembehs and gong included in the arsenal. "Solar Corona" is more multiple than the previous album with less vocals and more jams, experimental deep dives and hypnotizing bluesy riffings. Mix the best from the late 60's with early 70's stuff, add some desert rock and you get the formula. This concept is timeless and lasts forever! The first one out is the t...
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The album ‘How Big How Blue How Beautiful’ - out now. Get it from the Official Store: http://po.st/FATMStore3 | iTunes:http://po.st/BKPHQ5 | Amazon: http://po.st/HBHBHBAmD3 | Google Play: http://po.st/HBHBHBGPD4 | Listen and Share on Spotify: http://po.st/FlorenceSpotify Directed by Vincent Haycock Join Florence online: http://www.facebook.com/florenceandth... http://www.twitter.com/flo_tweet http://www.instagram.com/Florence Follow Florence on Spotify: http://po.st/FlorenceSpotify Sign up for updates: http://www.florenceandthemachine.net http://vevo.ly/o1HFnu
Songlist: (Made by Chloé Brion) Killing in the name 00:00 Born of a broken man 5:14 Calm like a bomb 9:55 Testify 14:55 Renegades of funk 18:24 Bullet in the head 23:01 Vietnow 28:08 Bulls on parade 32:49 Wake up 36:37 Sleep Now in the Fire 42:42 Bombtrack 46:05 Freedom 50:11 Fistful of steel 56:17 Guerilla radio 1:01:48 No shelter 1:05:13 Mic Check 1:09:18 Know your enemy 1:12:47 Take the power back 1:17:42 The ghost of Tom Joad 1:23:20 Settle for nothing 1:29:02 Down Rodeo 1:33:49
In the works on one level or another since the second half of 2013, The Machine‘s fifth album arrives in the form of the 50-minute Offblast! via Elektrohasch Schallplatten, and marks a distinct turn for the band. The delay? A mix of technical trouble during mixing and personal life, and while that could easily mean the jam-prone Dutch trio have another batch of songs in the works to follow it up, Offblast! nonetheless resonates with a maturity that even 2012’s Calmer than You Are or their 2013 split with likeminded countrymen Sungrazer couldn’t claim, their songwriting process proving more cohesive as they explore the roots of stoner and desert riffing on songs like “Dry End” or “Gamma”. “Chrysalis (J.A.M.),” the sprawling, 16:25 opener that acts as the record’s immersive and in some ways...
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Full Album Tracklist: 01. Feed The Mashine - 00:00 02. Coin For The Ferryman - 04:59 03. Song on Fire - 09:48 04. Must Be Nice - 13:36 05. After The Rain - 17:17 06. For The River - 20:50 07. Home - 24:17 08. The Betrayal (Act III) - 28:07 09. Silent Majority - 32:25 10. Everytime We´re Together - 36:15 11. The Betrayal (Act I) - 40:06
The Machine chronicles the career of Bruce 'Spank' Grannec through the last FIFA Interactive World Cup held in Dubaï. The Machine is a feature-length documentary that chronicles the life of Bruce 'Spank' Grannec, considered by many as the best virtual football player of the world. The movie especially focuses on the 2012 FIFA Interactive World Cup, straight from the beginning of the french qualification to the grand final held in Dubaï. It offers a unique opportunity to understand eSports and the incredible capacities of their best representatives. The name of the movie, The Machine, is a reference to Bruce 'Spank' Grannec nickname, due do his exceptional self-control during any game he played.
The visions have become real
A technocratic sight,
Mankind's flow corrupted
Dimensions of control.
The arch-emotions are lost,
But desire remains.
A free spirit again - unwanted.
A machine, Newtopias heart
The future curse
The machine, A cyborg tool
Mens power is gone
A machine, industrination
It's the systems fall!
A virtual admission of guilt, confession
Orwell's future tense, libertcidal
The species enslaved, the will is broken
To avert doom - obnoxious.
A machine, Supernatural reign
The futures curse
The machine, The creature a fool
Mens power is gone
A machine, exploitation
It's the systems fall!
A machine, Newtopias heart
A virtual world
The machine, A cyborg tool
The control is lost
A machine, industrination