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Fish Heads (2013)

Actors: Ugo Conti (actor), Diego Pagotto (actor), Alessio Vitale (actor), Salvatore Castellana (editor), Salvatore Castellana (director), Salvatore Castellana (writer), Salvatore Castellana (producer), Salvatore Castellana (writer), Alex Cendron (actor), Sara Canali (actress), Lisa Vampa (actor), Maya Gandini (actress), Saverio Buono (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Short,
Taglines: A fish always rots from the head down.

Undead Lovers (2011)

Actors: K. Harrison Sweeney (writer), K. Harrison Sweeney (actor), K. Harrison Sweeney (editor), K. Harrison Sweeney (director), K. Harrison Sweeney (producer), Dawn E. Anderson (producer), Dawn E. Anderson (actress), Jonathan Neal Hallowell (actor), Jonathan Neal Hallowell (actor), Trevor T. Trujillo (actor), Teresa Wallace (miscellaneous crew), Pat Pulitzer (actress), Elizabeth Andress (actress), Elizabeth Andress (producer), Pat Pulitzer (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Romance, Short, Western,
Taglines: I'll still want your rotten body... clawin' to me through the sod.

Sidekick (2011)

Actors: Yuri Worontschak (composer), Richard Cawthorne (actor), Brendan Luno (writer), Mac Gudgeon (actor), Louise Crawford (actress), Kelly Hucker (editor), Nick Bolton (producer), Nick Bolton (producer), Nick Bolton (actor), Jim Shomos (producer), Jim Shomos (writer), Jim Shomos (writer), Jim Shomos (director), Georgii Speakman (actress), Mike McLeish (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Short,

Nacho Libre (2006)

Actors: Craig Williams (actor), Lauro Chartrand (actor), Jay Floyd (miscellaneous crew), Elizabeth Himelstein (miscellaneous crew), Danny Elfman (composer), Jack Black (producer), Josef Brandmaier (miscellaneous crew), Jack Black (actor), Peter Stormare (actor), Mike White (writer), Linda Stanley (miscellaneous crew), Mike White (producer), Billy Weber (editor), Richard Bronskill (miscellaneous crew), Deborah J. Chesebro (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Nacho (Black) is a monastery cook, who spends his day feeding orphans and being overlooked by the monastery. When Sister Encarnación (Reguera) arrive at the monastery, Nacho realises that the only way to win her affection and to save the children, will be by competing as a Luchador wrestler.

Keywords: cafeteria, character-name-in-title, chef, corn, cult-film, frat-pack, lucha-libre, masked-wrestler, mexico, monastery
Genres: Comedy, Family, Sport,
Taglines: He's not lean. He's not mean. He's nacho average hero.

Quotes:

Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...::Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day!

Sister Encarnación: Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him... and he is a false idol.::Nacho: Whatever.

Señor Ramon: Orphans, smile and be happy. For God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe. Sister Encarnacion.::Sister Encarnación: Thank you Brother.

Esqueleto: [to Ramses] I think me and my friend are ready to go pro!

Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.

Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?::Esqueleto: NO!

Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.

Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!

Señor Ramon: What is this?::Nacho: Leftovers. Enjoy.::Señor Ramon: There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?::Nacho: Somebody stole them.::Señor Ramon: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?::Nacho: I was trying to!::Señor Ramon: You are useless Ignacio!::Elderly Monk: Silence brothers! This is the worst lunch I ever had.::Señor Ramon: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?::Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Nacho Libre (2006)

Actors: Craig Williams (actor), Lauro Chartrand (actor), Jay Floyd (miscellaneous crew), Elizabeth Himelstein (miscellaneous crew), Danny Elfman (composer), Jack Black (producer), Josef Brandmaier (miscellaneous crew), Jack Black (actor), Peter Stormare (actor), Mike White (writer), Linda Stanley (miscellaneous crew), Mike White (producer), Billy Weber (editor), Richard Bronskill (miscellaneous crew), Deborah J. Chesebro (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Nacho (Black) is a monastery cook, who spends his day feeding orphans and being overlooked by the monastery. When Sister Encarnación (Reguera) arrive at the monastery, Nacho realises that the only way to win her affection and to save the children, will be by competing as a Luchador wrestler.

Keywords: cafeteria, character-name-in-title, chef, corn, cult-film, frat-pack, lucha-libre, masked-wrestler, mexico, monastery
Genres: Comedy, Family, Sport,
Taglines: He's not lean. He's not mean. He's nacho average hero.

Quotes:

Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...::Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day!

Sister Encarnación: Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him... and he is a false idol.::Nacho: Whatever.

Señor Ramon: Orphans, smile and be happy. For God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe. Sister Encarnacion.::Sister Encarnación: Thank you Brother.

Esqueleto: [to Ramses] I think me and my friend are ready to go pro!

Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.

Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?::Esqueleto: NO!

Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.

Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!

Señor Ramon: What is this?::Nacho: Leftovers. Enjoy.::Señor Ramon: There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?::Nacho: Somebody stole them.::Señor Ramon: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?::Nacho: I was trying to!::Señor Ramon: You are useless Ignacio!::Elderly Monk: Silence brothers! This is the worst lunch I ever had.::Señor Ramon: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?::Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Buscando (2006)

Actors: Pernille Trojgaard (actress), Aerin O'Connell (actress), Jessica Lawson (actress), Ryan Purvis (editor), Ryan B. O'Connell (producer), Ryan B. O'Connell (writer), Sean Jareck (writer), Sean Jareck (actor), Sean Jareck (producer), Sean Jareck (composer), Ryan B. O'Connell (director), Cara Smith (actress), Amy Josephs (actress), Leigh Elliott (actress), Kevin Bivona (composer),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Argo (2004)

Actors: Péter Scherer (actor), Attila Árpa (producer), Lajos Kovács (actor), László Csurka (actor), Zoltán Mucsi (actor), Attila Árpa (director), Imre Csuja (actor), Sándor Oszter (actor), Dénes Szekeres (producer), Peter Engert (producer), Lukács Bicskey (actor), László Görög (actor), Gabriella Parádi (costume designer), Feró Nagy (actor), Péter Bruno György (producer),

Genres: Action, Comedy,

Quotes:

Tibi Balogh: And I am Tibi. Balogh Tibi.

Milkman: [on phone] Whatever you say. It's not me who's handling these kind of things. You know, there is a war criminal sitting at the top of Ardennes mountains, who is so incredible wealthy that he won his court case in Nuremberg. If you play around any more he'll send you some of his Albanian friends for the one thousand per cent of that money. For a little tip they will hang you up inside out on top of your mother's chimney.::Tyson: You won't fuck with us. Neither you, nor anybody else. We know about the treasure, scumbag. We are professionals, you cocksucker. You have to give us fucking respect. Where is your guy you sent? Have you already buried him? Fuck off! [takes down the phone]

Milkman: Everyone's after petrol in this country.

Grind (2003)

Actors: Sunrise Adams (actress), Brian Posehn (actor), Stephen Root (actor), Randy Quaid (actor), Jason London (actor), Christopher McDonald (actor), Kane Hodder (actor), Tom Green (actor), Bam Margera (actor), Dave Foley (actor), Adam Brody (actor), David Bowe (actor), Bobcat Goldthwait (actor), Jan McWilliams (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Morrison (actress),

Plot: While the rest of his high school graduating class is heading to the same old grind of college, skateboarder Eric Rivers and his best friends, Dustin, a goal-oriented workaholic, and misfit slacker Matt have one last summer roadtrip together to follow their dream of getting noticed by the professional skateboarding world--and getting paid to skate. When skating legend Jimmy Wilson's skate demo tour hits town, the boys figure that as soon as he sees their fierce tricks, he'll sign them up for his renowned skate team immediately, right? Unfortunately, the guys are intercepted by Jimmy's road manager and they can't get their foot in the door, much less their boards. But they do get some free advice: keep skating, stay true to yourself, and stay in the game--if you're good, you'll get noticed. Following their dream-- and Jimmy's national tour--Eric, Dustin and Matt start their own skate team, reluctantly sponsored by Dustin and his college fund. After recruiting laid-back ladies man Sweet Lou to join their crew and provide the wheels for their tour, team Super Duper launches the ride of their lives in an outrageous road trip from Chi-town to Santa Monica. The professional scene doesn't exactly welcome nobody skaters, but these outsiders stick together through extreme misadventures. In their quest to go pro, they meet professional vert skating champions Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist and Pierre Luc Gagnon, skate pro Bam Margera and his crew Preston Lacy, Ehren Danger McGhehey and Jason Wee Man Acuña, as well as sexy skate chick Jamie as they grind handrails across America and force the skateboarding world to give 'em a piece of the action.

Keywords: 2000s, abandonment, actor-playing-himself, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, arm-in-a-cast, balloon, band, bare-breasts, bare-butt, baseball-bat
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: This Summer the underdogs have their day. Live Fast...Play Hard...Die Laughing... Go Big Or Go Home

Quotes:

Dustin: [seeing Jimmy Wilson's tour bus] Oh, black leather. That's just how Snoop would do it.

Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.

Matt: Greetings from the interior.

[Dustin and Eric are having a serious conversation when someone farts]::Matt: Greetings from the interior...::Eric: Matt!::Sweet Lou: I think I can taste that one...::[Another fart is let loose]::Eric: MATT!::Matt: That wasn't me.::Bell Clerk: Sorry, that was me. Whoo! Can I have my underwear back?::[Guys take off in van]

Dustin: You know what, I remember Matt listening to your crap, and look where that got him. The guy is a complete stain.::Eric: That's where Matt deceives you.::Dustin: I don't think Matt deceives me.::Eric: Because in actuallity he really know's which end is up. [Matt jumps off the roof of the house into the pool]

Dustin: [being hauled into the van to go on tour] I need to go back Eric; I need to get my special pillow.

Bell Clerk: [talking to pet squirrel] I don't care how skinny you get; I'm still gonna eat you.

Matt: It's the honeymoon suit. [makes porn music sounds]::[Matt touches Dustin's nipple and Dustin punches him]::Eric: So there's only one bed and there's four guys.::[Matt and Dustin race to the bed where they start to pillow fight]::Dustin: This is my side. Get off me.::[Dustin pulls something from under the sheets]::Dustin: Ah! Man-ties!::[Dustin puts tighty-whities on Matt's head]::Matt: AHHH! [matt pulls them off and throws them across the room while Dustin laughs histerically]::Matt: You did not just find those in that bed!

[Dustin is digging threw the garbage]::Little Kid: Whatch ya doin'?::Dustin: I dropped something and I'm looking for it.::Little Kid: I had chili chesse fries, lots of them, and a chocolate shake.::Dustin: Didn't your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers?::[Little kid throws up on Dustin]::Dustin: I guess she didn't say anything about puking on them.::Little Kid: Ha!

[Dustin and Matt go on Jimmy's tour bus to put their demo tape on there]::Matt: I've been holdin' it for two days, dude. It's about to go downtown.::Dustin: That's a good idea; why don't you take a crap on his bus. He'd appcreciate that.::[Matt enters bathroom while Dustin changes tapes]::[Matt starts to sing while he's pooping]::Dustin: Dude, let's go.::Matt: Whoa-ho! Dude, I might not get a piece of Jimmy Wilson, but he sure got a piece of me!::Dustin: Dude, that smells like hermit crap.

Big Apple (2002)

Actors: Gregori J. Martin (actor), Jack Haigis (editor), Joe Rosario (actor), Eden Miller (costume designer), Marilyn Sokol (actress), Carlos Leon (actor), Josh Glaser (miscellaneous crew), Jaid Barrymore (actress), Rohan Quine (actor), Craig Zucchero (actor), Manos Gavras (actor), Matthew Maher (actor), Dory Manzour (actor), Nicolas Porcelli (actor), Jimmy DellaValle (actor),

Plot: Angel McGee knows everything about women... Max Rosenberg has never had a woman... and Jackie is still looking for the man of her dreams... They may have nothing in common but they're all about to get entangled in a bizarre mystery of murder in NYC...

Genres: Comedy,