Joan Crawford

Joan Crawford (March 23, 1904 – May 10, 1977), born Lucille Fay LeSueur, was an American film and television actress who started as a dancer and stage chorine. In 1999, the American Film Institute ranked Crawford tenth on their list of the greatest female stars of Classic Hollywood Cinema.

Beginning her career as a dancer in travelling theatrical companies before debuting as a chorus girl on Broadway, Crawford signed a motion picture contract with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer in 1925. In the 1930s, Crawford's fame rivaled, and later outlasted, MGM colleagues Norma Shearer and Greta Garbo. Crawford often played hard-working young women who find romance and success. These stories were well received by Depression-era audiences and were popular with women. Crawford became one of Hollywood's most prominent movie stars and one of the highest paid women in the United States, but her films began losing money, and, by the end of the 1930s, she was labelled "Box Office Poison". But her career gradually improved in the early 1940s, and she made a major comeback in 1945 by starring in Mildred Pierce, for which she won the Academy Award for Best Actress. She would go on to receive Best Actress nominations for Possessed (1947) and Sudden Fear (1952).

'Joan Crawford' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Psychobitches (2013)

Actors: Mark Gatiss (actor), Steve Pemberton (actor), Catherine Tate (actress), Jeremy Dyson (writer), Jeremy Dyson (director),

Genres: Comedy,

Sleepless in Silverlake (2011)

Actors: Michael Q. Schmidt (actor), Trisha Paytas (actress), Nikki Kelly (miscellaneous crew), Keith Glen Schubert (actor), Thomas Bingham (producer), Thomas Bingham (writer), Thomas Bingham (director), Siobhan Price (producer), David Wolf (actor), Les Savy Fav (composer), Jacob Vanorden (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Music, Short,
Taglines: There is magic Heroes are ordinary people.

Fucking Different New York (2007)

Actors: Todd Verow (director), Barbara Hammer (producer), Todd Verow (writer), Barbara Hammer (director), Kristian Petersen (editor), Kristian Petersen (producer), Jörn Hartmann (miscellaneous crew), Kristian Petersen (director), Philly (actress), Abigail Child (editor), Abigail Child (writer), Abigail Child (director), Abigail Child (producer), Keith Levy (director), Sherry Vine (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Condomania (1998)

Actors: Dario Malchiodi (writer), Dario Malchiodi (actor), Alessandro Martini (actor), Alessandro Martini (writer), Margot Dasilva (writer), Mauro Giori (writer), Stentarelli Christian (actor),

Genres: Short,

Besuch bei Joan (1985)

Actors: Horst Königstein (director), Horst Königstein (writer), Cas Enklaar (actor), Cas Enklaar (writer), Cas Enklaar (director), Hans-Peter Ströer (composer), Trude Possehl (actress), Roy Newquist (writer),

Genres: Documentary, Drama,

Mommie Dearest (1981)

Actors: Marshall Schlom (miscellaneous crew), Matthew Faison (actor), Henry Mancini (composer), Diana Scarwid (actress), Priscilla Pointer (actress), Steve Forrest (actor), Rutanya Alda (actress), Faye Dunaway (actress), Howard Da Silva (actor), Xander Berkeley (actor), Peter Jason (actor), Peter E. Berger (editor), Belita Moreno (actress), Michael Talbott (actor), Warren Munson (actor),

Plot: Based on the book about Joan Crawford, one of the great Hollywood actresses of our time, written by her adopted daughter Christina Crawford. Joan decides to adopt children of her own to fill a void in her life. Yet, her problems with alcohol, men, and the pressures of show business get in the way of her personal life, turning her into a mentally abusive wreck seen through the eyes of Christina and her brother Christopher, who unwillingly bore the burden of life that was unseen behind the closed doors of "The Most Beautiful House in Brentwood."

Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, abuse, abusive-mother, abusive-parent, actress, adopted-daughter, adopted-son
Genres: Biography, Drama,
Taglines: To my darling Christina, with love...Mommie Dearest The meanest mother of them all... Meet the biggest MOTHER of them all! The greatest role of her life...was her life. Faye Dunaway is Joan Crawford, a star...a legend...and a mother...The illusion of perfection. One thing is certain: You'll never look at a wire hanger the same way again!

Quotes:

Adoption agency official: I'm afraid I have some difficult news for you, Miss Crawford. The agency has denied your application for adoption.::Joan Crawford: Why?::Adoption agency official: Well... you live alone. There are no other family members in the home. You have two previous divorces. You're a busy, active woman, and the candidate is found to be an unsuitable parent.::Joan Crawford: [suddenly enraged] UNSUITABLE?::Adoption agency official: Please, Miss Crawford!::Joan Crawford: Don't you dare judge me!::Adoption agency official: We have a moral and legal responsibility in this job.::Joan Crawford: Obviously you don't understand. What you're really doing is denying one of your children the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life! How sad that is. Good afternoon.

Joan Crawford: [holding a potential script in her hands] It's not good!::Ted Gelber: Oh, you didn't like it?::Joan Crawford: No, it's NOT good!

Joan Crawford: Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be.

[addressing the men in the Pepsi boardroom]::Joan Crawford: Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

Carol Ann: [embracing Christina at Joan's funeral] Chris-*tina*! *Tina*!::Christina: Carol-Ann.::Carol Ann: My little Tina. She always loved you so very much, Christina.::Christina: I need to believe that. I need so much to be able to believe that now.::Carol Ann: She did.

Joan Crawford: [after an ugly fight] I didn't mean that, Greg. I didn't mean it.::Greg Savitt: Get up. There's no camera in here.::Joan Crawford: Greg, where ya goin'?::Greg Savitt: Where I belong. Out of here.::Joan Crawford: You belong here. I'm waitin' for ya.::Greg Savitt: Good night, Joan.::Joan Crawford: Please don't leave, because if you do, you'll never come back in again, no matter what you say, or ask, or do.::Greg Savitt: I'll always wish you well, Joan. And I'll only speak well of you.::Joan Crawford: Please don't go! Don't leave me here alone. Please.::Greg Savitt: If you're acting, you're wasting your time. If you're not, you're wasting mine.::Joan Crawford: I'm not actin'! I'm not actin'.::Greg Savitt: Good night. Good luck. Goodbye.

[Maid comments how well Christina's acting talent is coming along]::Joan Crawford: Well, something good had to rub off.

Joan Crawford: [Christina is practicing her diving while Joan urges her on] Well that's good, but you've got to push off more with your weight. Come on, let's see another one.::Greg Savitt: She's had enough, Joan.::Christina Crawford: But I'm tired, Mommie.::Joan Crawford: QUITTER?

Christina: There's a liquor store to the right.::Joan Crawford: I should've know you'd know where to find the boys and the booze.

Joan Crawford: Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?::Christina: Because I am NOT one of your fans.

It's a Great Feeling (1949)

Actors: Franklyn Farnum (actor), Dudley Dickerson (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Tom Dugan (actor), David Butler (actor), Frank Cady (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), Jack Carson (actor), Paul Bradley (actor), Edward Clark (actor), Gary Cooper (actor), Michael Curtiz (actor), Marcel De la Brosse (actor), Sayre Dearing (actor), Pat Flaherty (actor),

Plot: A waitress at the Warner Brothers commissary is anxious to break into pictures. She thinks her big break may have arrived when actors Jack Carson and Dennis Morgan agree to help her.

Keywords: faked-pregnancy, filmmaking, hollywood, studio
Genres: Comedy, Musical,

Quotes:

Jack Carson: Should gave me a chance to be directed by Carson.::Dennis Morgan: Direct! You couldn't even teach Lassie to act like a dog!

Jack Carson: Believe me, Denis, I'll see to it that she is as good in this as Jane Wyman was in Johnny Belinda.::Dennis Morgan: She didn't even *talk* in that one!::Jack Carson: Well, you can't have *everything*.

[phone rings]::Jack Carson: Hey, maybe that's her... er, or sh-she. Not that I care.

Jack Carson: But Denis! Denis, you've got to help me find a leading lady. Look. We're pals! Buddies! When you first came to Hollywood, down on your luck, broke, didn't have what to eat, who gave you the first square meal?::Dennis Morgan: Salvation Army!::Jack Carson: Well, who phoned them?::Dennis Morgan: Who gave you the nickel?::Jack Carson: It was a slug!

Jack Carson: Hey Denis, I think you've got something there. I'll discover her. I'll put her in the picture. I'll direct her, and that beautiful little doll will be grateful to me! *Very* grateful.::Dennis Morgan: Oh, no. *I* will discover her. I'll play the love scenes with her. We'll rehearse at my house at night. And she will be very grateful to *me*.

Publicity man: Now, listen boys, send a couple of cameramen over to Pasadena. We want some cheesecake on Yvonne Amour. You know, 'I love America' with legs crossed.::Reporter: What do I tell them? They want a biography.::Publicity man: Yvonne Amour. Born in the shadow of the Eiffel tower.::Reporter: How to you know?::Publicity man: It's a big tower!::Publicity man: Her father. A colonel in the French Foreign Legion. Killed sixteen years ago in Northern Afghanistan. Let's see them check that!

Jack Carson: [after being slapped] What was that for?::Joan Crawford: Oh, I do that in all my pictures.

Hollywood Canteen (1944)

Actors: Jonathan Hale (actor), Paul Henreid (actor), Jack Carson (actor), Richard Erdman (actor), Alan Hale (actor), Victor Francen (actor), John Garfield (actor), James Flavin (actor), Dane Clark (actor), Joe E. Brown (actor), Jack Benny (actor), John Dehner (actor), Eddie Cantor (actor), Ralph Dunn (actor), Robert Hutton (actor),

Plot: Two soldiers on sick leave spend three nights at the Hollywood Canteen before going back to active duty. With a little friendly help from John Garfield, Slim gets to kiss Joan Leslie, who he has been dreaming about while in the Pacific. He meets her later at the Farmer's Market. On the third night, Slim is the millionth man into the Canteen, earning him a date with Joan. Slim thinks he's been duped when she doesn't show up at his train. Slim's buddy Sergant dances with Joan Crawford. Canteen President Bette Davis praises the canteen and the war effort. Virtually everyone Warners could spare entertains.

Keywords: dancing-horse, hollywood, hollywood-sign, hollywoodland, horse, kiss, obsessed-fan, purple-heart, shore-leave, soldier
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: 62 Stars in Warners' Biggest Ever! Songs Galore!

Quotes:

Jane Wyman: I've been Reagan-ized!

[after unintentionally scaring away a marine sergeant]::Peter Lorre: [sadly] All I wanted to ask him is to join me in a cigarette!::Sydney Greenstreet: He didn't trust us, Peter.::Peter Lorre: No... and we are such gentle people!::Sydney Greenstreet: ...Are we?::Peter Lorre: [Backs away, frightened]

The Autograph Hound (1939)

Actors: Jack King (director), Clarence Nash (actor), Sara Berner (actress), Sara Berner (actress), Sara Berner (actress), Sara Berner (actress), Sara Berner (actress), Sara Berner (actress), Walt Disney (producer), Billy Bletcher (actor), Oliver Wallace (composer), Harry Reeves (writer),

Plot: Autograph hound Donald, despite the security guard, manages to get signatures from 'Greta Garbo' (qv), 'Mickey Rooney', 'Sonja Henie' (qv), The Ritz Brothers, and 'Shirley Temple' (qv) before he's recognized and everyone wants his autograph.

Keywords: 1930s, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, celebrity-caricature, obsessed-fan, reference-to-the-marx-brothers, revolving-door
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

The Stolen Jools (1931)

Actors: Richard 'Skeets' Gallagher (actor), Warner Baxter (actor), Richard Barthelmess (actor), Wallace Beery (actor), El Brendel (actor), Joe E. Brown (actor), Charles Butterworth (actor), Matthew 'Stymie' Beard (actor), Maurice Chevalier (actor), Gary Cooper (actor), Richard Dix (actor), Pete the Dog (actor), Stuart Erwin (actor), Douglas Fairbanks Jr. (actor), William Haines (actor),

Plot: Star-packed promotional short subject intended to raise funds for the National Variety Artists tuberculosis sanatorium, produced in association with a cigarette company! Plot involves the investigation of the reported theft of Norma Shearer's jewelry.

Keywords: detective, dog, jewels, laurel-and-hardy, police-chief, police-sergeant, sergeant
Genres: Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

Cisco Kid: I do not dance... in English!

Frank Fay: We know each other. We're married!

Wynne Gibson: I had a great time; I left before it [i.e. the ball] started.

Crawford, Joan Filmography

Play in Full Screen Donne nel mito: Anna Magnani a Hollywood

2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Frost on Interviews

2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen A Lazy Summer Afternoon with Mario Montez

2012, role: writer
Play in Full Screen Flappers, Speakeasies, and the Birth of Modern Culture

2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Bettie Page Reveals All

2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen 1939: Hollywood's Greatest Year

2009, role: actress
Play in Full Screen Thou Shalt Not: Sex, Sin and Censorship in Pre-Code Hollywood

2008, role: actress , character name: Various Roles
Play in Full Screen Hush... Hush, Sweet Joan: The Making of Charlotte

2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Tough Baby: Torch Song

2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Blue Skies Beyond the Looking Glass

2008, role: actress
Play in Full Screen TV's Believe It or Not

2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Gable and Crawford

2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Spine Tingler! The William Castle Story

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Why Be Good? Sexuality & Censorship in Early Cinema

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Brothers Warner

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Brush with Life: The Art of Being Edward Biberman

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Girl 27

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Royal Wedding: June, Judy and Jane

2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Stardust: The Bette Davis Story

2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Damned Don't Cry: The Crawford Formula - Real and Reel

2005, role: actress , character name: Ethel Whitehead
Play in Full Screen Checking Out: Grand Hotel

2004, role: actress , character name: Flaemmchen - the Stenographer
Play in Full Screen Checking Out: Grand Hotel

2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Ziegfeld Girl Intro

2004, role: actress , character name: Crystal Allen
Play in Full Screen Complicated Women

2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Joan Crawford: The Ultimate Movie Star

2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Battle-Axe: The Making of 'Strait-Jacket'

2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Lon Chaney: A Thousand Faces

2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen ABC 2000: The Millennium

1999, role: actress
Play in Full Screen Warner Bros. 75th Anniversary: No Guts, No Glory

1998, role: actress
Play in Full Screen Universal Horror

1998, role: actress
Play in Full Screen Judy Garland's Hollywood

1997, role: actress
Play in Full Screen Joan Crawford: Always the Star

1996, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen The Casting Couch

1995, role: actress
Play in Full Screen The First 100 Years: A Celebration of American Movies

1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Legends of Entertainment Video

1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen That's Entertainment! III

1994, role: actress , character name: Performer in Clips from 'Hollywood Revue of 1929'
Play in Full Screen That's Entertainment! III

1994, role: actress , character name: 'Torch Song'
Play in Full Screen The 65th Annual Academy Awards

1993, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen MGM: When the Lion Roars

1992, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Going Hollywood: The War Years

1988, role: actress
Play in Full Screen That's Dancing!

1985, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen TV's Funniest Game Show Moments

1984, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Going Hollywood: The '30s

1984, role: actress
Play in Full Screen Hollywood Out-takes and Rare Footage

1983, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

1982, role: actress , character name: Margaret
Play in Full Screen The 50th Annual Academy Awards

1978, role: actress , character name: Herself - Memorial Tribute
Play in Full Screen That's Action

1977, role: actress , character name: Herself
Play in Full Screen That's Entertainment, Part II

1976, role: actress , character name: Clips from 'Dancing Lady' & ' Strange Cargo'
Play in Full Screen Easter Island

1975, role: actress , character name: Herself - Narrator
Play in Full Screen Brother Can You Spare a Dime

1975, role: actress , character name: Herself

Crawford, Joan Filmography

Play in Full Screen Sanitarium

2001, role: actress , character name: Harris' Secretary

Famous quotes by Joan Crawford:

"Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party."

"You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed."

"I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man."

"Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?"

"If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst."

"I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love."

"I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form."

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."

"I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser."

"I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door."

"It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman."

"Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment."

"If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan Crawford!' I turn around and say, 'Hi! How are you!'"

"I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend."

"I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser."

"I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend!"

"I am just too much."

"I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else."

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What's My Line? - Wilt Chamberlain; Joan Crawford; Joey Bishop [panel] (Jan 8, 1961)

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What's My Line? - Joan Crawford; Tony Randall [panel] (Oct 14, 1962)

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Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy
They're laughing just like hungry dogs in the street
Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no-no, no, no, no
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Catholic school girls have thrown away their mascara
They chain themselves to the axles of big Mac trucks
The sky is filled with herds of shivering angels
The fat lady laughs, "Gentlemen, start your trucks"
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no-no, no, no, no
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Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
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(Mother's home)
(Christina)
(Come to mother)
(Christina)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no-no, no, no, no
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
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>. CHAGRIN FALLS, Ohio - It does not get much fresher. Tour Hershberger Organic Farm in Middlefield Saturday, 1-3.30 p.m. August 12. Hershberger's is a 22-acre Amish owned farm that provides fresh eggs and certified organic produce, including strawberries, tomatoes, onions, radishes, zucchini, summer squash, lettuce, peppers, corn, kohlrabi, cabbage, pumpkins, winter squash, melons, and herbs ... Joan Rusek/Special to cleveland.com  ... 6 ... ....

Joan Shepp debuts digital magazine showcasing fall fashion

Edit Philadelphia Daily News 31 Jul 2017

And Philadelphia’s most formidable women’s specialty store, Joan Shepp, recently debuted an online-only fashion magazine ... Jenn Lam Cover of the Fall 2017 Joan Shepp digital magazine....

Oswego Harborfest, Joan Jett: Look back on the weekend in Central New York

Edit Syracuse 31 Jul 2017

Oswego Harborfest, Joan Jett ... Oswego hosted its annual Harborfest, the Lakeview Amphitheater hosted Joan Jett and Boston, Downtown Syracuse hosted the Syracuse Arts & Crafts Festival and the Stage of Nations ECOfest as part of the city's ArtsWeek festival ... Boston and Joan Jett at the Amp ... While Boston's lead singer, Utica-native Tommy DeCarlo, had an off night, Joan Jett, even at 58 years old, is as cool as she ever was....

Win The Time Of Their Lives On DVD

Edit What Culture 31 Jul 2017

Join Golden Globe® winner Dame Joan Collins, Academy Award® nominee Pauline Collins and Italian heartthrob Franco Nero on a road trip like no other, by entering our competition to win one of three DVDs of Roger Goldby’s feel-good comedy THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES, which is available now on Blu-ray and DVD....

The secret to life...

Edit Stuff 31 Jul 2017

Joan Welsh gives advice on life ... Joan Welsh, a Rowena ......

Norm Clauson -- Cannon Falls

Edit Post-Bulletin 31 Jul 2017

He married Joan (Fredell) Hanson on Oct ... He and Joan owned and operated the Shades of Sherwood Campground near Zumbrota from 1990-2002, when they retired ... He is survived by his wife, Joan; children, Deb (Jeff) Harrison of Jacksonville, Fla., Ruthie (Dave) Sjoblom of Wanamingo, Diane (Pat) Whalen of LeRoy, and Paul (Elrene) Clauson of Kenyon; ......

San Bernardino County sheriff's deputy, her fiance killed in Big Bear small plane crash

Edit ABC7 31 Jul 2017

Authorities were dispatched to the Apple Valley Airport around 10.30 p.m. Saturday in search of a car belonging to one of the victims, identified as 28-year-old Rebecca Joan Raymond ... Around 9.30 a.m ... Army ... Rebecca Joan Raymond, 28, became engaged to her boyfriend Brian White and shared photos of the moment and engagement ring with a friend ... ....

BAM! Sean Spicer (the real one) takes out Maxine Waters in one glorious tweet; Libs TRIGGERED

Edit Hot Air 31 Jul 2017

Posted at 7.51 am on July 31, 2017 by Greg P. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter. Shot… Here’s Rep. Maxine Waters continuing on her impeachment fantasy that gives us President Mike Pence, but this time she’s added Reince Priebus and Sean Spicer to the team. ... Bam ... Trending ... https.//t.co/H5WcR4R6jw ... Or this from Joan Walsh. ... — Joan Walsh (@joanwalsh) July 31, 2017 ... ....

By DAVID A. ORTHMANN. July 31, 2017. Sign in to view read count ... b.1940. piano ... piano ... Throughout solos on the title track (Davis' composition) and Corea's "Tones For Joan's Bones," he's something of a master chef, constantly adding more exotic spices without making the dish unpalatable ... Happy Juice; Slant Six; The Two Lonely People; As We Know; Tones For Joan's Bones; Bred On Red; Speak Like A Child; Search For Peace; Mostly Minor; Rainbow....

Joan Crawford

Joan Crawford - Documentary

Joan Crawford vs. Jessica Lange: The 35th Academy Awards

Joan Crawford talks about Bette Davis

Joan Crawford on David Frost Show 1970

Joan Crawford 's Daughter Christina Larry King Full Interview (2001)

Bette Davis Talks To Bryant Gumbel About Joan Crawford In 1987 Interview | Flashback | TODAY

Joan Crawford reads "My Way of Life" (1971 Audio Book)

Joan Crawford on her name

What Happened to Joan Crawford?

Mommie Dearest (8/9) Movie CLIP - Rodeo Queen (1981) HD

Glove, Actually - An Ode to Cinema's Greatest Slaps

Joan Crawford GET OUT OF HERE

JOAN CRAWFORD DRUNK

Joan Crawford in "The Axe" | Music Video

'Joan Crawford' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Psychobitches (2013)

Sleepless in Silverlake (2011)

Fucking Different New York (2007)

Condomania (1998)

Besuch bei Joan (1985)

Mommie Dearest (1981)

Quotes:

It's a Great Feeling (1949)

Quotes:

Hollywood Canteen (1944)

Quotes:

The Autograph Hound (1939)

The Stolen Jools (1931)

Quotes:

Crawford, Joan Filmography

Crawford, Joan Filmography

Famous quotes by Joan Crawford:

"Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party."

"You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed."

"I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man."

"Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?"

"If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst."

"I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love."

"I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form."

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."

"I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser."

"I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door."

"It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman."

"Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment."

"If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan Crawford!' I turn around and say, 'Hi! How are you!'"

"I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend."

"I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser."

"I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend!"

"I am just too much."

"I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else."

Joan Crawford

ALBUMS

Born: 1904-03-23

Died: 1977-05-10

Joan Crawford - Documentary

Joan Crawford vs. Jessica Lange: The 35th Academy Awards

Joan Crawford talks about Bette Davis

Joan Crawford on David Frost Show 1970

Joan Crawford 's Daughter Christina Larry King Full Interview (2001)

Bette Davis Talks To Bryant Gumbel About Joan Crawford In 1987 Interview | Flashback | TODAY

Joan Crawford reads "My Way of Life" (1971 Audio Book)

Joan Crawford on her name

What Happened to Joan Crawford?

Mommie Dearest (8/9) Movie CLIP - Rodeo Queen (1981) HD

Glove, Actually - An Ode to Cinema's Greatest Slaps

Joan Crawford GET OUT OF HERE

JOAN CRAWFORD DRUNK

Joan Crawford in "The Axe" | Music Video

TCM Star of the Month: Joan Crawford

Get Funky with Joan!

1929 Joan Crawford

Cooking with the (Silent) Stars: Joan Crawford's French Banana Salad

Women In Film

The Time that Remains (excerpt), 2012

Joan Crawford - Documentary

Joan Crawford vs. Jessica Lange: The 35th Academy Awards

Joan Crawford talks about Bette Davis

Joan Crawford on David Frost Show 1970

Joan Crawford 's Daughter Christina Larry King Full Interview (2001)