Dorf and the Angry Fan (2011)

Actors: Tim Conway (writer), Tim Conway (producer), Tim Conway (actor), Pasquale Murena (editor), Pasquale Murena (writer), Pasquale Murena (director), Pasquale Murena (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Dorf and the Angry Fan

Dorf and the Confession (2011)

Actors: Tim Conway (writer), Tim Conway (producer), Tim Conway (actor), Pasquale Murena (editor), Pasquale Murena (writer), Pasquale Murena (director), Pasquale Murena (producer),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Dorf and the Confession

Dorf and the New Toga (2011)

Actors: Tim Conway (actor), Tim Conway (writer), Pasquale Murena (producer), Pasquale Murena (director), Pasquale Murena (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Dorf and the New Toga

Dorf and the Tee Time (2011)

Actors: Tim Conway (actor), Tim Conway (writer), Pasquale Murena (producer), Pasquale Murena (director), Pasquale Murena (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Dorf and the Tee Time

Dorf and the Trial (2011)

Actors: Tim Conway (writer), Tim Conway (producer), Tim Conway (actor), Pasquale Murena (editor), Pasquale Murena (writer), Pasquale Murena (director), Pasquale Murena (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Dorf and the Trial

Dorf on the Diamond (1996)

Actors: Tim Conway (actor), Tim Conway Jr. (actor), Shawn Hess (actor),

Plot: Baseball "Super Fan" Dorf goes to the East-West all star game. While enjoying the game, Dorf daydreams about being on the diamond himself and inspiring a baseball team to greatness as their coach (ala General Patton). Alas, even in his daydreams he's not entirely successful. Between daydreams, Dorf has his hands full coping with a bratty kid, a smart aleck peanut vendor, and his uncooperative car.

Keywords: baseball, independent-film
Genres: Comedy, Sport,

Aliens for Breakfast (1994)

Actors: Teri Garr (actress), Alfre Woodard (actress), Sinbad (actor), Bridget Terry (producer), Jarrett Lennon (actor), Ben Savage (actor), William Brent Bell (miscellaneous crew), Zachary Bostrom (actor), Michael Stern (editor), Tracy E. Paddock (miscellaneous crew), Larry Wilson (writer), Susan Boskon (miscellaneous crew), John T. Kretchmer (director), Stephanie Spinner (writer), Jonathan Etra (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi,

Dorf Goes Fishing (1993)

Actors: Tim Conway (writer), Tim Conway (actor), Ronnie Schell (actor), Tim Conway (actor), Tim Conway (actor), Yvonne Wilder (actress), Brent Brown (miscellaneous crew), Charles Burbage (producer), Charles Burbage (producer), Jean Fox (actress), Todd Popple (composer), Anthony B. DeFranco (miscellaneous crew), R. Adam Chambers (actor), Thomas M. Padget (miscellaneous crew), Nathanial James (actor),

Genres: ,

Dorf and the First Games of Mount Olympus (1988)

Actors: Tim Conway (actor), Vincent Schiavelli (actor), Lang Elliott (director),

Genres: Comedy, Short, Sport,

Dorf on Golf (1987)

Actors: Vincent Schiavelli (actor), Tim Conway (actor), Tim Conway (writer), Lang Elliott (producer), Paula Benson-Himes (producer), Roger Beatty (director), Tom Egan (producer), Michele Smith (actress), Jonathan Baker (producer), Anthony B. DeFranco (producer), Sharon Rubin (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Short, Sport,

Quotes:

Dorf: Now Leonard, with dat well-trained caddy eye of yours, how far would you say we are from da nearest hole?::[Leonard takes a long moment to look far across the course.]::Leonard: Far.

Leonard: You know, you got thirty-six points on the first three holes alone!

[The course map has just fallen on Dorf's head.]::Dorf: Boom-Boom? Da sign go bang-bang here.

Dorf: So let's get started. Leonard, hand me the club.::Leonard: What?::Dorf: The club! I need the right club!::Leonard: Club's over there.::Dorf: Leonard, that's the clubHOUSE.::Leonard: It's pretty, isn't it?::Dorf: [sarcastically] Isn't it, though?

Dorf: Leonard, why don't you consider getting to bed a little early tonight? You wouldn't want to miss a visit from the IQ fairy.

Dorf: Leonard, get me the three.::Leonard: Three?::Dorf: Yes, Leonard. One, two, four, five, figure out what's missing.::Leonard: I got it!::Dorf: Good, Leonard! You get your numbers and colors down and you're going to be a real threat!

Leonard: Ya got a pencil?::Dorf: Now why would I be having a pencil?::Leonard: So I can mark the ball.

[Dorf is in the rough trying to get his ball out while Leonard watches on from a far distance.]::Dorf: [shouting] Leonard! Keepa your eye ona da ball!::[Pause.]::Leonard: [shouting] Right!::[Dorf swings and misses.]::Leonard: [shouting] Was that a stroke?::Dorf: [shouting] No! When you hit da ball, it's a stroke! Dat was just practice!::Leonard: [shouting] Right!::[Dorf swings and misses again.]::Leonard: [shouting] Another practice?::Dorf: [shouting] Shut up!

Leonard: You got a lotta points now!