My Fair Lidy (2014)

Actors: Ralph Clemente (producer), Ralph Clemente (director), Valensky Sylvain (actor), Tom Nowicki (actor), Rus Blackwell (actor), Michael Ray Davis (actor), David Mackey (actor), Rodney Luis Aquino (actor), Christopher Backus (actor), Christopher Backus (actor), Joe Coffey (actor), Dennis Neal (actor), Oliver Peters (editor), Travis Bell (producer), Janie Michele Simms (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

2 Kings (2008)

Actors: Steve Cupani (composer), David Eng (producer), Shawn Whitney (editor), Shawn Whitney (writer), Shawn Whitney (director), Freya Ravensbergen (actress), Jonathan Baldock (actor), Larisa Gutmanis (producer), Helen Parkinson (editor),

Plot: Meet Moe, a "Vampire Jesus" human statue and local bully, who meets his match when another human statue sets up shop next door - a woman dressed as Las Vegas Elvis. When Elvis, aka Darlene, refuses to be pushed out of her spot, they engage in a battle royale - human statue style - and discover that together they can make more money than they ever could alone.

Keywords: elvis, human, reference-to-jesus-christ
Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Human statues "Vampire Jesus" and "Las Vegas Elvis" slug it out for the same turf only to find out they have more in common than they thought.

The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Actors: Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor),

Plot: Homer adopts a pig who's run away from Krusty Burger after Krusty tried to have him slaughtered, naming the pig "Spider Pig." At the same time, the lake is protected after the audience sink the barge Green Day are on with garbage after they mention the environment. Meanwhile, Spider Pig's waste has filled up a silo in just 2 days, apparently with Homer's help. Homer can't get to the dump quickly so dumps the silo in the lake, polluting it. Russ Cargill, the villainous boss of the EPA, gives Arnold Schwarzenegger 5 options, forcing him to choose 4 (which is, unfortunately, to destroy Springfield) and putting a dome over Springfield to prevent evacuation. Homer, however, has escaped, along with his family. Can he stop the evil Cargill from annihilating his home town, and his family, who have been forced to return to Springfield?

Keywords: 12-step-program, 2d-animation, actor-playing-himself, actor-playing-multiple-roles, actress-playing-male-role, adult-animation, adult-humor, alaska, alcoholics-anonymous, altered-version-of-studio-logo
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy,
Taglines: See our family. And feel better about yours. For years, lines have been drawn...and then colored in yellow.

Quotes:

[Homer is whipping the dogs pulling his sled]::Homer Simpson: Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!::Homer Simpson: [the dogs jump over a cliff] Jump! Jump!::Homer Simpson: [the dogs land on the other side] Land! Land!::Homer Simpson: [still whipping the dogs as they take a breather] Rest! Rest!::Homer Simpson: [the dogs pull the sled again] Run! Run!::Homer Simpson: [Homer sets up camp and begins removing the dog muzzles] Okay, I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put that all behind us and...::Homer Simpson: [the dogs start attacking Homer, causing him to scream in pain] AGH! Not my whipping arm!::Homer Simpson: [the dogs leave Homer stranded] Why does everything I whip leave me?

Bart Simpson: I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is at night. Oh... what's that word...::Todd Flanders, Rod Flanders: Consistency?::Bart Simpson: Thanks losers.

Homer Simpson: I'll let you hold the bomb...::Bart Simpson: The man knows me!

Ned Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful...::Ned Flanders: [screams]::Ned Flanders: PENIS!::Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders: [devoutly]... bountiful penis.::Todd Flanders: Amen.

Homer Simpson: We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!

Ned Flanders: Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!::Bart Simpson: Oh yeah.

Homer Simpson: That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!

Homer Simpson: [while choking Bart for laughing at him] I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

Tom Hanks: This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.

Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.::Homer Simpson: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!::Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!::Homer Simpson: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!::Grampa: I'm part of the mob!

John Philip Sousa Gets a Haircut (2007)

Actors: Bruce Dellis (writer), Joshua J. Provost (producer), Bruce Dellis (director), Jose Rosete (actor), Bruce Dellis (editor), Bruce Dellis (producer), Jennifer Pfalzgraff (actress), Brock H. Brown (producer), Gabriel Loyer (producer), Gabriel Loyer (actor), Wayne Leonard (editor), Wayne Leonard (actor), Evangeline Provost (actress), Evangeline Provost (producer), Deon Doughty (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Death of the Day (2004)

Actors: Ellen Geer (actress), Alex Désert (actor), Alex Désert (actor), Joe Lala (actor), Jackie Long (actor), Damon Shalit (actor), Tony Amatullo (producer), Michael Artura (actor), Maya Parish (actress), Chris Caldovino (actor), Mikal Kartvedt (actor), Kahi Taufaasau (producer), Silvia Platsis (actress), Mark Lewis (actor), Mark Lewis (producer),

Plot: Vance Armstrong, an aging, broke, embittered actor is haunted by the ghost of his former self -- a hugely popular character he played in the 50's called "The Masked Avenger": the first Black Superhero. The Avenger returns to show Vance a way he can make a quick million bucks and keep his long-ago promise to his devoted wife that he would always take care of her. All he has to do is die....

Genres: Short,
Taglines: The story of an aging superhero's unlikely redemption

The Heist (2000)

Actors: George Fisher (actor), Ice-T (actor), Benjamin Sacks (miscellaneous crew), Richmond Arquette (actor), David Faustino (actor), Matt Hill (producer), Luke Perry (actor), Robert Wisdom (actor), Jim McCarthy (miscellaneous crew), Stephen Hill (producer), Peter Hill (producer), Kurt Voss (writer), Kurt Voss (director), Dureyshevar (miscellaneous crew), Alfred Sapse (producer),

Plot: When Jack, a small criminal who never amounted to something after systematical abuse by his father, is just out of jail after six months for his part in a theft of TV sets, he has nowhere else to crash then the place where his brother Moe, a penniless jazz musician, lives upstairs illegally. Their life suddenly gets a new perspective when they observe a robbed armored car is parked downstairs by three black hardened criminals. Jack only has eyes for the mountain of cash that can turn them instantly super-rich, and produces -to his startled brother's surprise- a hand gun, just in case; Moe on the other hand is reticent, till they notice a blonde girl which the hoods hold handcuffed, then decides rescuing her is worth the risk. After the three thugs have a row, Trent, who is unruly even by their standards, takes off but returns with a few scared white buddies of his. There are now too many guns and takers for the money for the plot to end without a heavy body count, while happy ends seem unlikely...

Keywords: independent-film
Genres: Action, Crime,

Bar Girls (1990)

Actors: Elisabeth Moss (actress), Mark Joy (actor), Lee Garlington (actress), Matthew Faison (actor), Michael Bowen (actor), Frank Pesce (actor), Joanna Cassidy (actress), Eric Laneuville (director), Alan Rosenberg (actor), Stanley Kamel (actor), Paul Pompian (producer), John Terlesky (actor), Eloy Casados (actor), Peter Hansen (actor), David McHugh (composer),

Plot: This was an unsold CBS drama pilot about a two female lawyers. The first Claudia, (Cassidy) finds herself running a law firm that is losing partners rapidly. The second, Mel Roston, (Walker) is a young lawyer who is trying to save a little girl from her abusive father. Claudia fires Mel because the woman isn't making her firm any money. In the process of the pilot Cladia's husband leaves her. She hires Roston as her divorce lawyer. She also helps Mel find another witness to the father's abuse. By the end of the pilot she has hired Mel back. The girl's mother is then charged with murder of the abusive father. The pilot ends with the little girl being sent to live with Claudia and Mel trying to figure out how to defend the woman.

Genres: Crime, Drama,

Side by Side (1988)

Actors: Sid Caesar (actor), Michael Lembeck (actor), Danny Thomas (actor), Jordan Kerner (producer), Whit Hertford (actor), Jack Bender (director), Jon Avnet (producer), Milton Berle (actor), Charles Gross (composer), Edith Fields (actress), Keith McNulty (miscellaneous crew), Pat Musick (actress), Morey Amsterdam (actor), Phillip Glasser (actor), Marjorie Lord (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Mixed Nuts (1977)

Actors: Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Conchata Ferrell (actress), Morey Amsterdam (actor), Beans Morocco (actor), Jerry Belson (director), Jerry Belson (writer), Zohra Lampert (actress), Peter H. Hunt (director), James Victor (actor), Michael Leeson (writer), Richard Karron (actor), Emory Bass (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,