Wood, Jake Filmography

• Suck Dick/Save the World 2
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Breeding Season 2
  2010, role: actor
• Drunk on Cum 5
  2008, role: actor
• Plantin' Seed 3
  2008, role: actor
• Deeper
  2007, role: actor

Wood, Jake Filmography

• The British Soap Awards 2012
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bedside Manner
  2012, role: actor
• The British Soap Awards 2012: The Party
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Barbara Windsor: A Comedy Roast
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Coronation Street: The Big 50
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• EastEnders: Last Tango in Walford
  2010, role: actor , character name: Max Branning
• The British Soap Awards 2009: After Party
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The British Soap Awards 2009
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• The British Soap Awards 2008: The Party
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The British Soap Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• The National Television Awards 2007
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The Big Fat Quiz of the Year
  2007, role: actor , character name: Max Branning
• EastEnders Christmas Fall Outs
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Illusionist
  2006, role: actor , character name: Jurka
• Uncle Adolf
  2005, role: actor , character name: Emil Maurice
• Vera Drake
  2004, role: actor , character name: Ruffian
• The Aryan Couple
  2004, role: actor , character name: Dressler
• The Crooked Man
  2003, role: actor , character name: George
• Doc Martin and the Legend of the Cloutie
  2003, role: actor , character name: Jimmy Dobbs
• Sunday
  2002, role: actor , character name: Checkpoint soldier
• Tough Love
  2002, role: actor , character name: Pete Ainsworth
• Lenny Blue
  2002, role: actor , character name: DS Pete Ainsworth
• Watchmen
  2001, role: actor , character name: Tony
• Truth or Dare
  1999, role: actor , character name: James
• Tube Tales
  1999, role: actor , character name: James
• Dad Savage
  1998, role: actor , character name: Sav
• Gobble
  1997, role: actor , character name: Androcles, animal rights leader
• Crimetime
  1996, role: actor , character name: Assistant director
• Eleven Men Against Eleven
  1995, role: actor , character name: Mick
• A Breed of Heroes
  1994, role: actor , character name: LCpl. Stagg
• They Do It with Mirrors
  1991, role: actor , character name: Bert
• Somewhere to Run
  1989, role: actor , character name: Liam
• Bodo - Eine ganz normale Familie
  1989, role: actor , character name: Alex
• Skulduggery
  1989, role: actor , character name: Hank
• Scoop
  1987, role: actor , character name: London - Paper Boy
• Flesh+Blood
  1985, role: actor , character name: Little John

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Shed - Geggy Tah
• Las Vegas With The Lights Out - Geggy Tah
• Century Plant 2000 - Geggy Tah
• Aliens Somewhere - Geggy Tah
• She Withers - Geggy Tah
• Sacred Cow - Geggy Tah
• Lotta Stuff - Geggy Tah
• House Of Usher (Inside) - Geggy Tah
• Gina - Geggy Tah
• Don't Close the Door - Geggy Tah
• Whoever You Are - Geggy Tah
• Such A Beautiful Night - Geggy Tah
• I Forgot - Geggy Tah
• Dumb Submarine - Geggy Tah
• Love Is Alone - Geggy Tah
• I'll Find My Way - Geggy Tah
• Sweat - Geggy Tah
• Special Someone - Geggy Tah
• One Zero - Geggy Tah
• Driving In My Car - Geggy Tah
• Devil's Haircut - Geggy Tah
• Blame It On The Boogie - Jay-kid
• Liberian Girl - Jay-kid
• Can You Feel It - Jay-kid
• My Vision (Summer In White) - Jakatta
• One Fine Day - Jakatta
• Counting The Days - Joey Kid
• One By One - Jqt
• Hum Tum English Version - Juggy D
• Chuk De Punjabi - Juggy D

I wanna be honest more than I know how
I wanna be honest more than I know how
So honest I'll surprise myself
Surprise me now, surprise me nowt
Ooh, I'm scared I'm afraid I'm not afraid
I' m a terminal optimistake
Rip off my dog tags
Sleep in the funny farm
Shed my hospital gown
Old MacDonald has a car alarm
Eyi Eyi Eyi Eyi Oh
Shed. . .
I wanna dance more than I know how
I wanna dance more than I know how
So simple I'll surprise my sow
Surprise me now, surprise me nowt
Ooh, I'm scared I'm afraid I'm not afraid
I'm a terminal optimistake
Rip off my dog tags
Sleep in the funny farm
Shed my hospital gown
Old MacDonald has a car alarm
Eyi Eyi Eyi Eyi Oh

Big dinosaur silhouettes
Big pyramid silhouettes
Big building silhouettes
Big silhouettes of...
I don't know what that is
It's Las Vegas with the lights out
Las Vegas with the lights out
Las Vegas with the lights out
It's Las Vegas with the lights out
Big crowd silhouettes
Moving cautiously, arms outstretched
None of the cars are turning over
There's no juice in the batteries
There's plenty of juice in all the people though
Pushing their automobiles in neutral
They aren't automatic anymore
They aren't automatic anymore
It's Las Vegas with the lights out...
Big dealers wanna bet
Roulette wheels wanna bet
Slot machines wanna bet
All resting
Before the night when the lights went out
Was an electrical water spout
Absolutely everything about
Electricity
Has been dead for more than a minute
I don't think this was an accident
The dead presidents are innocent
Made of metal ahh...

Here comes 2000 and I hear
There'll be a party
In every house there'll be dancing
And every door will be open
'Cause here comes 2000 and I hear
There' ll be a barbeque
On the patio of your neighbor's
Stereo will play your favorite song
The century plant grows to the top
The century plant blooms when it stops
'Cause the century plant knows
The century plant grows to the top
The century plant blooms when it stops
'Cause the century plant knows
Changes all are timing
By sincere sap on the inside
I am not afraid to be blooming
On a different day I'm renewing
Extract the soap from the century
Plants can offer us almost
Everything like cigarette papers
And Bible pages and strops for razors
The century plant grows to the top
The century plant blooms when it stops
'Cause the century plant knows
The century plant grows to the top
The century plant blooms when it stops
'Cause the century plant knows
Here comes 2000 and the times
They are a'changing
And if I' m still alive

If this is the age of communication
How come I feel lost in isolation?
My brain is a dumb submarine
Never descending into the ocean
Into the o
Into the o
Into the ocean
One is alone.
Two is devotion
Look out below, because I am
Diving down.
I am diving down.
Dumb submarine
Beneath the waves it is so serene.
So I'm descending into the ocean
Into the o
Into the o
Into the ocean
One is alone.
Two is devotion
Look out below, because I am
Diving down inside of my
Dumb submarine.
Is there another dumb submarine
Who is diving down?
Surface again glistening all a
Round sunlight bending
Into what I've found
A new friend
And we are diving down
Inside of our dumb submarines
Dumb submarines
Isolation can be
Something obscene
So were descending into the ocean
Into the oh
Into the old
Into the ocean
One is alone
Two is devotion
Look out below

Out of the way there is a quiet place
Where there' s no skin to scar
And there' s no time to waste
Full of emptiness I cannot touch the bottom
Lines on her face falling in her autumn
With her while she withers
Away
In a mangel-wurzel for the cattle
Washing for the battle hymn to hurry up
and hold on
Slaughter is to you a manicure her nails
on impaled palms
Springing out of this flesh stirs a life at the bottom
With her while she withers
Away
With her while she withers

What's wrong you're always crying lately
What song this isn't a song really
Shut up and stop your playing around
The subject right now is what's wrong. . .
Chorus:
What's wrong with this immaculate
What song is this immaculate song of love
What's wrong with this immaculate
What song is this sacred cow of love
Love makes me want to melt down
It can be really dangerous
If I make love to you now
I'll have a gigantic sacred cow
Chorus
What song reminds you of when
Life was home on the dangerous
Which side of the tracks are you on
Both sides because the world is round
Sacred cows are headed for the slaughter
Sacred chickens pecking cement
Making unknown nuggets for the miners
So they can make cement excrement
Building buildings taller than the mountains
Digging tunnels deeper than the sea
How I' d like to fly in an airplane
So I can pump entertainment in me

FEET FIRM
theres a lot of stuff in my gut that i can't seem to get rid of
i wish the whole universe could absorb
cause its so much bigger
unless i
take the time
all this stuff will be mine
for the rest of my stuff life
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
there's alot of stuff in my room
that i cant seem to put away
i wish that for hours of woes
stop
its not going to look pretty
unless i
mmm yeah
take the time
all this stuff will be mine
for the rest of my stulff life
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
three four
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
all mine
there's a lot of stuff in my gut
that i cant seem to get rid of
i wish the whole universe could absorb
cause its so much bigger
unless i
take the time
all this stuff will be mine
for the rest of my stuff life
taxi
taxidermey me
taxi
taxidermey me
taxi
taxidermey me
taxi

Inside of me there's a house of usher
Inside of me there's a frosted pane
Behind the glass there's a virgin mother
In a room in the house calling
Chorus:
Please won't you come in
Please won't you come inside
Please won't you come in
Please won't you come inside
Inside of me there's a full length mirror
Inside of me there's a full bathtub
Take the time to make the water dirtier
As you soak and scrub
Please won't you come in
Please won't you come inside...
Inside of me there's a big bath towel
Inside of me there's a big bath robe
Sorrow sneaks silently in slippers
Left behind when to bed you go
Please won't you come in
Please won't you come inside...
Lady Magdalene is not dead yet
Mary Magdalene's buried alive
Inside of me there's an open window
Inside of me there's an open shade
Shining in illuminate my slumber
Buried a life that was grey

I' ve never seen anything more beautiful
than the eyes on the side of Gina's head
I' ve never seen anything more beautiful
than the eyes on the side of Gina's head
Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina
I' ve never seen anything more elegant
than the neck that holds Gina's head up
Gina...
I' ve never seen anything more motherly
than her nipples make me want to drink her up
I' ve never felt anything more motherly
than a kiss from Gina when I get up
Gina...
I' ve never smelled anything so robust
than when Gina's been playing in that trash
I' ve never smelled anything so sweet
than when she' s fresh out of a warm bath
Gina...
I' ve never seen anything more beautiful

Don't close the door, don't close the door
Don't close the door, don't close the door
Don't close the door to my heart
(To my heart)
Don't close the door to my love
(To my love)
When she left, she packed light
No luggage allowed on that red eye flight
I wonder what she had for her free drink
I hope she got a pillow, don't close the door
(Don't close the door, don't close the door)
I hope that someone meets her at the gate
(Don't close the door, don't close the door)
I hope that they're there on time
(Don't close the door to my heart)
And they can skip baggage check
(Don't close the door to my love)
Beautiful, don't close the door
Don't close the door, don't close the door
Don't close the door, don't close the door
Don't close the door to my heart
(To my heart)
Don't close the door to my love
(To my love)
She went up, she couldn't go west
The ocean held her in like a breast
By a brassiere of broken land
I can still see her, don't close the door
(Don't close the door, don't close the door)
Now I've no need for a peephole
(Don't close the door, don't close the door)
For I can see clearly now
(Don't close the door to my heart)
No sacred cow, I miss you
(Don't close the door to my love)
I can't close the door you went through
I can't close the door to my heart
(Don't close the door to my heart)
I can't close the door to my love

All I wanna do is to thank you
even though I don't know who you are
You let me change lanes
while I was driving in my car. . .
Whoever you are
I wanna thank you who...
Now all I wanna do is to exit
So I go to where I can get off
On a curve, through the shoulder
There's no parking in that trough
So I drive around all day
Combing atmospheric haze
Till I wanna get on again
Then, all I have to say is
All I wanna do is to thank you
Even though I don't know who you are
You let me change lanes
While I was driving in my car. . .
Whoever you are
I wanna thank you who...
All I wanna do is to tune in
Radio L.A. Lujah
'Cause we're broadcasting live
And we wanna hear all of ya
On the mike is Geggy Tah
But a whole lot more of all of ya
Let us hear ya, let us hear ya
In a big echoing holla
All I wanna do is to thank you
Even though I don't know who you are
You let me change lanes
While I was driving in my car
Whoever you are

It's such a beautiful night
It's cold as hell the wind smells like disaster
The moon is full of gravity pulls the plaster off my
face
Finally, I go up to an aster
Faster than even the wind
I fly
On such a beautiful night
The sky is empty with everything inside it
Outside it's such a beautiful night inside
It's such a beautiful night outside
It's such a beautiful night
Inside of the bellies of a heifer
It's such a beautiful night
It's cold as hell the wind smells like disaster
The moon is full of gravity pulls the plaster off my
face
It feels good, the wind on my face

I take the path of least resistance
Nothing stops pure persistence
Excuse me if I am insistent
Searching for my find.
I lost a love a long time ago
I gave it up too easily you know
Now I am glowing lava flow
Obstacles subside
I'll find my way around it
I'll find my way around it
I'll find my way around
To the low
Look out here I come like a snowball
Getting larger with every fall
Soon I'll be twenty five feet tall
And still picking up mass
I'll become an avalanche
You know that big people can really dance
If you're not afraid to take chances

If this is the age of communication
How come I feel lost in isolation
My brain is a dumb submarine
Dumb submarine, dumb submarine
My brain is a dumb submarine
Never descending in to the ocean
Into the oh
Into the oh, into the ocean
One is alone, two is devotion
Look out below
Cuz i am diving down
I am diving down
Dumb submarine
Dumb submarine
Beneath the waves it is so serene
So i'm descending into the ocean
Into the oh
Into the oh, into the ocean
One is alone, two is devotion
(look out below)
I am diving down
Inside of my dumb submarine
Dumb submarine
Dumb submarine
Is there another dumb submarine?
(who is diving down)
Surface again, glistening all around
Sunlight bending into what i've found
A new friend
And we are diving down
(inside of our)
Dumb submarines, dumb submarines
Isolation can be something obcsene
So we're descending into the ocean
Into the oh, into the ocean
One is alone, two is devotion
Look out below
(look out below, we are diving, diving, we are diving)
Down
(we are diving)