Fergie (singer)

D is for Detroit (2014)

Actors: Stephen Greif (actor), Emma Fletcher (actress), Lee Whitlock (actor), Huggy Leaver (actor), Nathanjohn Carter (actor), Lucas Hansen (actor), David Frampton (actor), Martin Serene (producer), Israr Azam (actor), Israr Azam (director), Israr Azam (editor), Martin Serene (actor), Chris Repps (actor), Glen Stanway (actor), Larissa Jones (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Neds (2010)

Actors: Gary Lewis (actor), Peter Mullan (producer), Olivier Delbosc (producer), Marc Missonnier (producer), Peter Mullan (director), Peter Mullan (writer), Peter Mullan (actor), Steve Joberns (miscellaneous crew), Peter Carlton (producer), Lee Fanning (actor), Pierre Selinger (miscellaneous crew), Vince Holden (miscellaneous crew), Leonard Crooks (miscellaneous crew), Colin Monie (editor), Conchita Airoldi (producer),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Some people need to be taught a lesson.

Quotes:

Aunt Beth: They love us 'cause we tell it like it is, and we don't bow down to anybody.

Mr. McLeod: You can copy what you're missed off one of your classmates - that is, if they're not intimidated by your superior intellect.

Mr. McLeod: Take your seats. And stop your crying. Why is it that whenever a boy is sent to this class he seems to think he's in the beginning of a never-ending downward spiral to failure? Now, I'm starting to take this personally! I am just as bloody good as any other teacher in this or any other bloody school!

Mr. Holmes: Well, you two better keep eating your porridge, 'cause it looks as if the future of the human race is gonna depend on you.

Canta: I'm Canta fae Hardridge and I fucking like battering wee swotty cunts like you, ya prick. See, when you're in my school, you gonna get your cunt kicked in every single day. First day, I'm gonna break your legs, fucking demolish you, rip your heid off. I swear to God, you're dead, wee man. First day, you're fucking dead.

Fergie: Benny McGill's wee brother's a smart wee cunt. How do you no' know I'm no' on my way to go stab fuck out of him right now? And how do you know I wouldnae take it out on you? See that there? That's a fucking blade. Know what that's used for? For gutting daft wee fucking boys like you, you wee cunt. Luckily for you, however, I'm a fuckin' good guy, and me and Benny are good pals.

John McGill: You want a ned? I'll give you a fucking ned.

Bar Stewards (2010)

Actors: Matthew Butler (actor), Paul Coppack (actor), Paul Coppack (producer), Jonathan Rhodes (actor), Roxanne Gregory (actress), Michael Booth (director), Michael Booth (writer), Michael Booth (producer), Michael Booth (editor), Tim Paley (actor), Tim Paley (actor), Tim Paley (producer), Paul Sparkes (miscellaneous crew), Ian Wiggins (actor), Ian Wiggins (producer),

Plot: Layton's life falls apart after his girl leaves him. He then discovers that he has a mysterious stalker who claims to be Stephen Hawking. Helped (and hindered) by his friends, Layton must find out who the stalker is before he loses his sanity. A film about two best friends who work in a pub - one's heartbroken, the other needs to get laid. And one of them's being stalked.

Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Long-Term Relationship (2006)

Actors: Joel Bryant (actor), Aprill Winney (actress), Aprill Winney (miscellaneous crew), Matthew Montgomery (producer), Matthew Montgomery (actor), Rob Williams (writer), Rob Williams (director), Rob Williams (producer), Kelly Keaton (actress), Jeremy Lucas (actor), Jake Christian (actor), Rodney Johnson (producer), Chuti Tiu (actress), Joe Bratcher (actor), Windham Beacham (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: A romantic comedy about the hard things in life

Man About Dog (2004)

Actors: Fionnula Flanagan (actress), James Hickey (miscellaneous crew), Brendan Gunn (miscellaneous crew), Sean McGinley (actor), Eamonn Hunt (actor), Jim Reeve (producer), Simon Channing Williams (producer), Brendan McCarthy (producer), Ruth Hunter (miscellaneous crew), Peadar Lamb (actor), Mal Whyte (actor), Lorna Marie Mugan (costume designer), Dermot Diskin (editor), Stephen Rennicks (composer), Katie Holly (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy,

A Shot at Glory (2000)

Actors: Michael Keaton (actor), Brian Cox (actor), Robert Duvall (producer), Ron Donachie (actor), Robert Duvall (actor), Cole Hauser (actor), Mark Knopfler (composer), Michael Corrente (producer), Michael Corrente (director), David Ray (editor), Kirsty Mitchell (actress), Trisha Biggar (costume designer), Bill Little (actor), Kenny MacDonald (miscellaneous crew), Nick Smith (actor),

Plot: Gordon McLeod is the manager of a second tier Scottish football team. Faced with pressure from his American owner, he is forced to bring on a marquee player to improve the fortunes of the team and prevents its being moved from the fiercely loyal town it's been for a century. Along the way, McLeod must battle his own demons, including long-standing tiffs with both his daughter and a former colleague who betrayed him.

Keywords: businessman, father-daughter-relationship, fishing, glasgow-scotland, goalkeeper, jaguar-car, punch, scotland, soccer, soccer-movie
Genres: Drama, Sport,
Taglines: Sometimes in life you only have one chance to win. A small town. A small team. A big dream.

Quotes:

Gordon McCloud: You give me the heart, I'll give you the lungs, and together we'll work on the head.

Brian Burns: [who has just let the ball go through his legs for a goal] Boss, I'm sorry. I should have shut my f-f-f-fucking legs.::Gordon McCloud: No, son, no. Your mother should have shut hers.

Martin Smith: I've been reading a lot of David and Goliath stories in the paper this week. If I were a reporter it'd be my angle too. It has a nice ring about it - except the ring of truth. In that match-up one side had a sword, the other a stone. In this version we both use the same weapon. This [holds up a football] is what we play with, lads. And whoever wants it the more will win.

Kate McQuillan: Jackie didn't get into a fight last night because he was drunk, or arrogant, or just being Jackie. He got into a fight because he was defending me, and you, and anyone else who loves this game, and believes that it should heal rifts, not cement them.

Up Rising (1999)

Actors: Kevin McNally (actor), Anton Rodgers (actor), Trevor Cooper (actor), Michelle Collins (actress), Richard Coyle (actor), Melanie Claus (actress), Dominic Mafham (actor), Georgia Mackenzie (actress), Fiona Chilcott (costume designer), Imogen Bain (actress), Margot Gavan Duffy (producer), Christopher Skala (producer),

Plot: Sitcom set in a pretty village, but with very different inhabitants - including: a retired professional, his refined wife, a wealthy but tasteless couple, 'alternative lifestyle' followers, a lawyer, and a drunkard farmer. Lots of ridiculous situations, mix-ups, and double-entendres.

Keywords: barrister, farm, handyman, rural-setting, sitcom, tv-mini-series, village, wealthy
Genres: Comedy,

Witness (1985)

Actors: Thom Noble (editor), Michael Klastorin (miscellaneous crew), Josef Sommer (actor), Kelly McGillis (actress), Maurice Jarre (composer), Peter Weir (director), Jan Rubes (actor), Angus MacInnes (actor), Harrison Ford (actor), Patti LuPone (actress), Lukas Haas (actor), Danny Glover (actor), Viggo Mortensen (actor), Edward S. Feldman (producer), Brent Jennings (actor),

Plot: Samuel Lap is a young Amish boy who witnesses a murder in Philadelphia while traveling with his mother Rachel. A good cop named John Book must go with them into hiding when the killers come after them. All three retreat to Amish country and Book has to adjust to the new life style, and his feelings for the boy's mother. Of course the killers are still on their trail.

Keywords: amish, amish-widow, bar, bare-breasts, barn, barn-raising, bell, blockbuster, blood, broken-nose
Genres: Crime, Drama, Romance, Thriller,
Taglines: Harrison Ford is John Book - A big city cop who knows too much. His only evidence: a small boy who's seen too much... 8 year old Samuel: sole witness to a murder. Three killers who'll stop at nothing to silence him. One honest cop who'll give his life to save him...

Quotes:

Rachel Lapp: Are you enjoying your reading?::John Book: Oh yeah. I'm learning a lot about manure. Very interesting.

[Waking up John Book]::Eli Lapp: 4:30. Time for milking.

[Book is having trouble milking a cow]::Eli Lapp: You never had your hands on a teat before.::John Book: Not one this big.::[Long pause; then Eli Lapp roars with laughter]

Eli Lapp: If you are well enough to do that, can you work for me?::John Book: Yeah, how can I help?::Eli Lapp: Milking, maybe.::John Book: Milking.::Eli Lapp: Yes, you know, cows.::John Book: Yeah. I've seen pictures.

John Book: [to McFee] I know you, asshole!

Rachel Lapp: [Book and Carter are driving around a rough neighborhood looking for a suspect that fits Samuel's description, with Rachel and Samuel in tow] Where are you taking us?::John Book: I'm sorry... we're looking for a suspect in the area, we'd like the kid to take a look at him.::Rachel Lapp: You have no right to keep us here.::John Book: Oh, yes I do. Your son's a material witness to a homicide.::Rachel Lapp: You don't understand. We want nothing to do with your laws.::John Book: Doesn't surprise me. A lot of people I meet are like that.::John Book: [after Samuel and Rachel converse in German] What'd he say?::Rachel Lapp: He asked who you are, your name. I told him we didn't need to know anything about you.::John Book: Book... John Book!

Rachel Lapp: [as she and Samuel are walking through the police station with Book] When can we leave the city?::John Book: We're trying to get this done as quickly as possible, then you can go. But, Samuel's probably gonna have to come back to testify. I'm sorry.::Rachel Lapp: No, you are not, you are glad.::John Book: Huh?::Rachel Lapp: Because now you have a witness.::John Book: Yeah, now I got a witness.::Rachel Lapp: I just don't like the idea of my son spending all this time with a man who carries a gun and goes around whacking people!::John Book: [in disbelief] Whacking?... whacking?

Rachel Lapp: I should tell you this kind of coat doesn't have buttons. See? Hooks and eyes.::John Book: Something wrong with buttons?::Rachel Lapp: Buttons are proud and vain, not plain.::John Book: Got anything against zippers?::Rachel Lapp: Are you making fun of me?::John Book: No.

John Book: How do I look - I mean, do I look Amish?::Rachel Lapp: [nods] You look plain.

Tourist Lady: [Book is in town with Eli. Eli and the other Amish are trying to avoid the tourists with cameras] Hi! We're just here for the day, would you mind...::John Book: Lady, you take my picture with that thing and I'm gonna rip your brassiere off... and strangle you with it! You got that?::Tourist Lady: [in disbelief, to no one in particular] Did you hear what that Amish just said to me?

Foul Play (1978)

Actors: Goldie Hawn (actress), Eugene Roche (actor), Billy Barty (actor), Frances Bay (actress), Marc Lawrence (actor), Connie Sawyer (actress), Dudley Moore (actor), Brian Dennehy (actor), Don Calfa (actor), Chuck McCann (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Garry Goodrow (actor), Burgess Meredith (actor), Charles Fox (composer), Irene Tedrow (actress),

Plot: When, unbeknownst to Gloria, a microfilm cassette is left with her by a dying agent, she becomes entangled in a complicated series of events. She's pursued by a dwarf and an albino, and becomes convinced that they are out to kill her. Finally, with the help of San Francisco detective Tony Carlson, she begins to turn the tables on her pursuers. It becomes clear that the nerfarious crew after her are plotting a dastardly deed indeed - to assassinate the Pope as he visits the city to see _The Mikado_. Gloria and Tony must race against time to prevent this terrible crime.

Keywords: albino, assassin, assassination-attempt, assassination-plot, bible, bible-salesman, binoculars, boat, camera-shot-of-feet, car-chase
Genres: Comedy, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: A new comedy-thriller from Paramount for Summer '78 It's a highly dangerous comedy!! A new comedy thriller from the creators of "Silver Streak".

Quotes:

Gloria Mundy: Take me home.::Stanley Tibbits: What?::Gloria Mundy: Take me home, please.::Stanley Tibbits: Uh, sure. Um... my place or-or, yours?::Gloria Mundy: Which is closer?

Gloria Mundy: Do you have any binoculars?::Stanley Tibbits: What's that? Binoculars. Are you into that, too? Me, as well. I read about it in Penthouse. Just a second.

Stanley Tibbits: Here it is, my own little beaver trap.

[giving Gloria a rape alarm, a can of MACE and a knuckleduster]::Stella: Take these. Without them, you are a walking light-bulb... waiting to be screwed.

[Ethel and Elsie are playing Scrabble. Ethel has just put down the letters "-ucker", to which Elsie has added "muther-"]::Ethel: Wait, Elsie. I think you're wrong. I think you spell that word with a hyphen.

Tony Carlson: I play Detective. You play Lady In Distress.::Gloria Mundy: Hey, wait a minute. It's *my* ass they're after.::Tony Carlson: I'm sorry. You're right. That was a stupid, glib, chauvinist remark and I apologize. It *is* your ass they're after, and it's my job to see to it that... I get there first.

Bob Scott: Beware of the dwarf.::Gloria Mundy: Gee Scotty, I don't think there is a dwarf in this movie.

Mr. Hennessey: Like that man told you in the movies last night, beware of the midgets. They're taking over the world.

Tony Carlson: What do you say to a bottle of wine and a couple of steaks?::Gloria Mundy: Well, you could start by saying, "Hello".

Gloria Mundy: [trying to explain the car chase] Kojak - Bang bang?::Japanese man: Ah, Kojak - Bang bang!::[breaks into laughter]

Blazing the Overland Trail (1956)

Actors: Gregg Barton (actor), Sam Katzman (producer), George H. Plympton (writer), George H. Plympton (writer), Spencer Gordon Bennet (director), Earl Turner (editor), Kenne Duncan (actor), Al Ferguson (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Don C. Harvey (actor), Reed Howes (actor), Frank Lackteen (actor), Pierce Lyden (actor), Kermit Maynard (actor), Dennis Moore (actor),

Plot: Utilizing stock footage from several Columbia western serials, primarily 1941's "White Eagle", with Lee Roberts costumed to match Buck Jones with more than a few shots of Bob Woodward doubling Jones from that serial, "Blazing the Overland Trail" is Columbia's 57th and last serial production, and also the last sound-era serial (of 231 total) made for theatrical release, a comment made knowing full well somebody will try to stretch the definition of a serial to fit "Star Wars." This entry also borrowed more than a little bit of the plot from "White Eagle" and "Overland With Kit Carson" but not enough to be called a remake of either, and finds pioneers, Indians and outlaws fighting in the 19th century American west, and scattered Army units hard pressed to preserve order. Army scout Tom Bridger is allied with Pony Express relay station manager Ed Marr and U.S. Cavalry Captain Frank Carter in opposing the schemes of Rance Devlin, who seeks to build his own range empire and private army and terrorizes the frontier with his Black Raiders - borrowed from "Overland With Kit Carson" - who are armed with repeating rifles and aided by Indians.

Keywords: serial
Genres: Western,
Taglines: THRILL-A-SECOND FRONTIER ACTION! OUT OF THE FRONTIER'S GOLDEN AGE --- THE SCREEN'S GREATEST TREASURE OF SERIAL THRILLS! Sensations Out Of The Most Savage Days Of The West! SENSATIONAL SERIAL THRILLS THAT ROAR OUT OF THE WEST! Heroes of the Pony Express!