Wednesday

 

THE TRAGI COMIC PERILS OF LAZYDAY CHANNEL HOPPING

Been clicking over to BBC NEWS 24 a lot the last 48 hours because of the MID TERMS.
So, a few minutes ago I did just that only to find that the little tickertape thing for Breaking News was all about (snore zzzzzz yesterday's man, who cares) GAZZA ARRESTED - Paul Gascgoine detained by police for ABH - so I channel hopped to pop video land, where we find BEYONCE and SUGABABES have gone beyond irony and humour and postmodern quotation into plain old dumbd down dress it up how you may actual stockings and suspenders strip club peek a boo SOFT PORN... click back to NEWS 24 a moment later...

JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY! GAZZA VIOLENCE: 18 CIVILIANS KILLED. Waaaaah!? That's a bit more than ABH!

Oh. Hang on. Right. GAZA. Oh, OK.

posted by Ian 11/08/2006 10:21:00 AM

Comments:

Ah, but who knows what horrible levels of violence a Tourettes-afflicted, alcoholic, educationally-challenged, Geordie ex--football 'icon' (there's that word again) is capable of when someone gets between him and his pint?

# posted by  St Anthony : 9/11/06

 

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