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A woman is a female human. The term woman is usually reserved for an adult, with the term girl being the usual term for a female child or adolescent. The term woman is also sometimes used to identify a female human, regardless of age, as in phrases such as "women's rights". "Woman" may also refer to a person's gender identity. Women with typical genetic development are usually capable of giving birth from puberty until menopause. In the context of gender identity, transgender people who are biologically determined to be male and identify as women cannot give birth. Some intersex people who identify as women cannot give birth due to either sterility or inheriting one or more Y chromosomes. In extremely rare cases, people who have Swyer syndrome can give birth with medical assistance. Throughout history women have assumed or been assigned various social roles.
The spelling of woman in English has progressed over the past millennium from wīfmann to wīmmann to wumman, and finally, the modern spelling woman. In Old English, wīfmann meant "female human", whereas wēr meant "male human". Mann or monn had a gender-neutral meaning of "human", corresponding to Modern English "person" or "someone"; however, subsequent to the Norman Conquest, man began to be used more in reference to "male human", and by the late 13th century had begun to eclipse usage of the older term wēr. The medial labial consonants f and m in wīfmann coalesced into the modern form "woman", while the initial element, which meant "female", underwent semantic narrowing to the sense of a married woman ("wife"). It is a popular misconception that the term "woman" is etymologically connected with "womb", which is from a separate Old English word, wambe meaning "stomach" (of male or female; modern German retains the colloquial term "Wampe" from Middle High German for "potbelly"). Nevertheless, such a false derivation of "woman" has appeared in print.
A man is a male human. The term man is usually reserved for an adult male, with the term boy being the usual term for a male child or adolescent. However, the term man is also sometimes used to identify a male human, regardless of age, as in phrases such as "men's basketball".
Like most other male mammals, a man's genome typically inherits an X chromosome from his mother and a Y chromosome from his father. The male fetus produces larger amounts of androgens and smaller amounts of estrogens than a female fetus. This difference in the relative amounts of these sex steroids is largely responsible for the physiological differences that distinguish men from women. During puberty, hormones which stimulate androgen production result in the development of secondary sexual characteristics, thus exhibiting greater differences between the sexes. However, there are exceptions to the above for some intersex and transgender men.
The English term "man" is derived from a Proto-Indo-European root *man- (see Sanskrit/Avestan manu-, Slavic mǫž "man, male"). More directly, the word derives from Old English mann. The Old English form had a default meaning of "adult male" (which was the exclusive meaning of wer), though it could also signify a person of unspecified gender. The closely related Old English pronoun man was used just as it is in Modern German to designate "one" (e. g., in the saying man muss mit den Wölfen heulen). The Old English form is derived from Proto-Germanic *mannz, "human being, person", which is also the etymon of German Mann "man, husband" and man "one" (pronoun), Old Norse maðr, and Gothic manna. According to Tacitus, the mythological progenitor of the Germanic tribes was called Mannus. *Manus in Indo-European mythology was the first man, see Mannus, Manu (Hinduism).
New Orleans (/nuː ˈɔːrlɪnz/,/nuː ˈɔːrliənz/, /nuː ɔːrˈliːnz/, or /ˈnɔːrlənz/; French: La Nouvelle-Orléans [la nuvɛlɔʁleɑ̃]) is a major United States port and the largest city and the center of the metropolitan area in the state of Louisiana. The population of the city was 343,829 as of the 2010 U.S. Census. The New Orleans metropolitan area (New Orleans–Metairie–Kenner Metropolitan Statistical Area) had a population of 1,167,764 in 2010 and was the 46th largest in the United States. The New Orleans–Metairie–Bogalusa Combined Statistical Area, a larger trading area, had a 2010 population of 1,452,502.
The city is named after the Duke of Orleans, who reigned as Regent for Louis XV from 1715 to 1723, as it was established by French colonists and strongly influenced by their European culture. It is well known for its distinct French and Spanish Creole architecture, as well as its cross-cultural and multilingual heritage. New Orleans is also famous for its cuisine, music (particularly as the birthplace of jazz), and its annual celebrations and festivals, most notably Mardi Gras, dating to French colonial times. The city is often referred to as the "most unique" in the United States.
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Men and women by Bo Burnham from the album Words Words Words. It's great music and comedy but I don't own anything.
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Mark Gungor explains the difference between the male and the female brain ;)
That's Mark Gungor, one of the most sought-after speakers on marriage and family in the US. He's also a pastor and a ridiculously funny guy. In this video, "The Tale of Two Brains," Mark explores the differences between men and women, and he pretty much nails it. It's no secret that men and women have always had difficulty fully understanding each other. But no one puts it better than International marriage speaker and comedian Mark Gungor. Please Subscribe us to get more videos like this in your feed. Also don't forget to visit our website http://www.postsforall.com for more cool stuff. Like Our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/postsforall Follow Us On Google Plus https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/105990633279726564253/+Postsforalldotcom/posts Follow Us on Pinterest: http://www.pinter...
My tribute to my favourite action women in cinema (61 films, no animation). EDITED IN 2012. MUSIC: "Derezzed" by Daft Punk, extracted from the soundtrack album of "Tron Legacy". I tried to avoid superpowered characters (Jean Grey, Storm, Elastigirl, Liz Sherman). FILMS USED (listed in order of first appearance): Aliens Star Wars: A new hope Terminator 2 The Matrix Crouching tiger, hidden dragon Haywire The fifth element Batman returns Kill Bill, Vol. 1 Doomsday Mr. and Mrs. Smith Inglourious basterds Salt From dusk till dawn Hero Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Kill Bill, Vol. 2 House of Flying Daggers Centurion The Avengers Serenity Sin City Underworld 3 Avatar Strange days The girl with the dragon tattoo Priest Colombiana The Return of the Jedi Hanna Resident Evil Death Proof Total Recall...
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When we set out to film, it was another New Orleans day. Once you get past the inevitable grime and heat, you feel a certain energy or “atmosphere”. Like a kid throwing himself into a mud fight. It’s a simple question. And the answers can lead us anywhere. So go ahead, ask yourself… Visit http://fiftypeopleonequestion.com and post your response. We also asked this question in New York, NY. Check it out: http://vimeo.com/2164626 Thanks to: Sarah Reece, Chris Shultz, Blake Haney, Robby Habans, Will Donaldson, the vimeo community, and all those who provided feedback and encouragement. Music by Fourtet. For questions on workflow, process, and the rig, check out my blog: http://tomoveyou.org Update 2/27/09: Our production company Deltree, is hiring. Check out our internship program det...
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This is updated video about my bare breasted walk. Performance contained 161 km long walk from South Estonia, Tartu town where I live to Karepa village in North Estonia by the sea. When weather allowed, I was bare breasted. The walk took 5 days. I arrived on 12th of Aug and presented my final act on Performance Evening “Angst” on 13th of Aug at Karepa, R. Sagrits’ house-museum. I monitored people’s reaction on my way. Since bare breasted women are rare, I wanted to know how people react if they see one in public space. Everybody were calm until we spent longer time in a small town Väike-Maarja, where the TV news filmed me in front of the Municipality Government building. Governor saw me from his window and called police. I spent two hours in police station, explaining why I was walking ...
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5 Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t! Description: Men and women come in different sizes, races, complexions and ability but they are able to complement each other in spite of their many contradictions. For women, their uniqueness lies in their rare ability to understand emotional expressions, juggle multiple tasks at will among other things. Today, we will dive into 5 Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t and set women apart from men and elevate them to goddesses in their own right. So lets begin! 1. Evolution Is Making Women Hotter From Ancient Egyptian ruler Cleopatra to reality TV personality Kim Kardashian, women just seem to be growing more and more beautiful with time – and scientists predict an even greater surge in numbers of women based on evolution. Research reveals that attrac...
Subscribe to Bright Side : https://goo.gl/rQTJZz For copyright matters please contact us at: welcome@brightside.me ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No wonder they say men and women come from different planets. Our way of thinking is so different that sometimes it’s very difficult for us to understand each other. Bright Side prepared for you colorful infographics to show these differences as clearly as possible. We believe one could look at such graphics forever, especially if they refer to us. Our Social Media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/brightside/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brightgram/ 5-Minute Crafts Youtube: https://www.goo.gl/8JVmuC -------------------------------------------------------------------------...
Men and women by Bo Burnham from the album Words Words Words. It's great music and comedy but I don't own anything.
5 Things Men Are Biologically Programmed To Look For In Women! Description: They say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder and that is true for all men! Fact…men are visual beings…when they see something good, they go after it... Well, atleadt for some. There are factors that span the entry range of a man’s senses. You may think you are having a casual drink with a guy and though the issue of kids may not have ever sprang up in your mind, when, without your knowledge, you are sending out signals of your age, health and fertility that he is hard wired to look for in a woman. With this being said, prepare to be completely amazed by these 5 Things Men Are Biologically Programmed To Look For In Women! Lets begin! 1. The Booty Studies in human behavior and human evolution show that men ar...
10 Differences Between Men And Women Subscribe: https://goo.gl/Hnoaw3 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other Videos you might like: 10 Female Celebs Only MEN Find Hot https://youtu.be/IVCI64aZMAA This Is What People Will Look Like In The Future https://youtu.be/GjmGrnL1zc4 10 Awesome Science Experiments To Impress Your Friends https://youtu.be/3ffMTn9cJX4 10 Riddles That Will Blow Your Mind https://youtu.be/Pl3hq3Gw2zU Description: Some obvious things aren’t the same, but did you know the details of these 10 differences between men and women? From how we listen and taste differently to how we deal with relationships and handle pain, you’ll discover why men are from Mars women are from Venus. -----------------------------...
Truth at a reasonable price! Visit! http://www.assholeconsulting.com Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/B00J1ZC350/ Blog: http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com EMERGENCY ASSHOLE CONSULTING: http://www.praxey.com/home/user/assholeconsulting Twitter: https://twitter.com/assholeconsult Alternative/Back Up Sites: http://www.facebook.com/assholeconsulting http://www.dailymotion.com/user/aaron-clarey/1 https://www.minds.com/AaronClarey http://www.gab.ai/aaronclarey
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Mark Gungor explains the difference between the male and the female brain ;)
That's Mark Gungor, one of the most sought-after speakers on marriage and family in the US. He's also a pastor and a ridiculously funny guy. In this video, "The Tale of Two Brains," Mark explores the differences between men and women, and he pretty much nails it. It's no secret that men and women have always had difficulty fully understanding each other. But no one puts it better than International marriage speaker and comedian Mark Gungor. Please Subscribe us to get more videos like this in your feed. Also don't forget to visit our website http://www.postsforall.com for more cool stuff. Like Our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/postsforall Follow Us On Google Plus https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/105990633279726564253/+Postsforalldotcom/posts Follow Us on Pinterest: http://www.pinter...
My tribute to my favourite action women in cinema (61 films, no animation). EDITED IN 2012. MUSIC: "Derezzed" by Daft Punk, extracted from the soundtrack album of "Tron Legacy". I tried to avoid superpowered characters (Jean Grey, Storm, Elastigirl, Liz Sherman). FILMS USED (listed in order of first appearance): Aliens Star Wars: A new hope Terminator 2 The Matrix Crouching tiger, hidden dragon Haywire The fifth element Batman returns Kill Bill, Vol. 1 Doomsday Mr. and Mrs. Smith Inglourious basterds Salt From dusk till dawn Hero Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Kill Bill, Vol. 2 House of Flying Daggers Centurion The Avengers Serenity Sin City Underworld 3 Avatar Strange days The girl with the dragon tattoo Priest Colombiana The Return of the Jedi Hanna Resident Evil Death Proof Total Recall...
The follow-up to My Penis and I, explores why men find talking about anxieties they have with their penis so difficult.
Pursuit, conquest, seduction, adventure, infatuation, jealousy, longing, violence, loss, loneliness. Romantic relationships in films. MUSIC: What Kind of Man by Florence and the Machine Let me Live by Queen FILMS: Rust and Bone Barry Lyndon Lolita (1962) Bonnie and Clyde 25th Hour Last Year at Marienbad Days of Heaven Contempt (Le Mépris) Blood Ties (2013) Eyes Wide Shut La Dolce Vita In Bruges Charlie Wilson's War Gone Girl The American Closer Carnal Knowledge Being John Malkovich Before Sunrise Out of Sight The Deep Blue See The Wolf of Wall Street Higher Ground The Conformist Young Adult Léon: The Professional A Most Violent Year Dogville Shutter Island The Master Cries and Whispers Eight and a Half Harold and Maude Lawless Nymphomaniac: Vol. I Palo Alto Punch Drunk Love Magnolia The...
When we set out to film, it was another New Orleans day. Once you get past the inevitable grime and heat, you feel a certain energy or “atmosphere”. Like a kid throwing himself into a mud fight. It’s a simple question. And the answers can lead us anywhere. So go ahead, ask yourself… Visit http://fiftypeopleonequestion.com and post your response. We also asked this question in New York, NY. Check it out: http://vimeo.com/2164626 Thanks to: Sarah Reece, Chris Shultz, Blake Haney, Robby Habans, Will Donaldson, the vimeo community, and all those who provided feedback and encouragement. Music by Fourtet. For questions on workflow, process, and the rig, check out my blog: http://tomoveyou.org Update 2/27/09: Our production company Deltree, is hiring. Check out our internship program det...
Photo and motion commit to a long life together in a movie made from 4000 great pictures and... 3 x pimped out stills cameras 2000 square feet of studio 11 x Obama lovers 2 x Producers with whips 450 kg of props 360 degrees of dolly track 15 hours of makeup 1 x clip on rat tail 2 x actors standing still for 22 hrs 1 x grown woman wearing a child sized dragon outfit 1 x 72 hr work work day 1 x "Bapapa" song See the website at www.dumaisstudio.com for more information, download and insight. ... Animated short done as a creative project made to promote a team of fine folks: Starring Melissa Hood & Greg Lanzillotta Sylvain Dumais | Director, Animator, Writer Full Serve Productions | Producer Daniel Shipp | Director Of Photography Caitlin Durlak | Assistant Camera Sandra Dumais | Art Direct...
The Pierre Balmain Spring/Summer 2013 collection is inspired by glamour under the sun, notably the grand hotels of Nice and the French Riviera, the chic styling of iconic French actress Jeanne Moreau as seen in Jacque Demy’s classic 1963 film “La Baie des Anges,” and the renowned Parisian club in the 80s Les Bains Douches. With a palette of graphic black & white mixed with sun-kissed brights, the women’s pieces strike a balance between strong tailoring and delicate romance; the perfect coral lace dress, feminine shorts, peasant skirts, worn with classic biker or tuxedo jackets. While the men’s provides featherweight playboy essentials; the slim tailored jacket, fitted cardigan, and the perfect shirt signed with a fine black stripe. This collection was shown for the first time in a live run...
we talk about a serious subject near and dear to us as women...
This is updated video about my bare breasted walk. Performance contained 161 km long walk from South Estonia, Tartu town where I live to Karepa village in North Estonia by the sea. When weather allowed, I was bare breasted. The walk took 5 days. I arrived on 12th of Aug and presented my final act on Performance Evening “Angst” on 13th of Aug at Karepa, R. Sagrits’ house-museum. I monitored people’s reaction on my way. Since bare breasted women are rare, I wanted to know how people react if they see one in public space. Everybody were calm until we spent longer time in a small town Väike-Maarja, where the TV news filmed me in front of the Municipality Government building. Governor saw me from his window and called police. I spent two hours in police station, explaining why I was walking ...
Gramatik - Brave Men feat. Eskobars Production: I Me Mine Artist: Gramatik Executive Producer: Denis Jašarević Script: Joe Zohar & Anže Koron Director: Joe Zohar Director of Photography: Anže Koron Editor: Joe Zohar & Anže Koron Assistant Camera: Luka Matijevec Postproduction: NuFrame Color grading and compositing: Teo Rižnar Special effects: Miha Rainer Assistant Director: Andrew Coury Associate Producer: Blake Nichols Associate Producer: Jimmy Uddo Gaffer: Louis Zlotowicz Grip: Aaron Harper Location Manager: Albert Quaid Casting Director: Lauren Boudreaux Props: Marcy Willmann Drone Operators: Jed Colledge & Trevor Lott (Gigawatt Productions) Making of: Andrew Coury P.A.: Emily Lintinger Makeup: Lucy O'Reilly Hair: Jennifer Hodges Cast: Nina Varano Chris Rawls Sharon Farmer Police: Jo...
When L.A. Weekly was allowed to take its video camera inside the one-of-a-kind gay wing of Los Angeles Men's Central Jail, the first comment the videographer heard was "I love her shoes." Then an impromptu fashion show broke out as gay men and transgender women romped between metal bunk beds showing off their hand-sewn mini-dresses and shabby chic jail couture fashioned from sheets and prison blues. It's not shanks and muggings, but smuggled makeup and tears.
Men are like vows,
'cause they're easily broken
Women are like cows,
'cause they both have vaginas.
Men are like muzzles,
'cause they'll try to shut you up.
Women are like puzzles
because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote.
Puzzles still don't.
A man is an eagle, yeah, a woman is a dove.
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
Men and women.
Women are like fingers and toes,
'cause they're easy to count on.
Men are like ravens and crows,
'cause they hate using condoms.
Women are like Yahtzees,
'cause I rarely get them.
Men are like Nazis,
'cause they both cause the holocaust.
It's true.
For every dollar that a man makes,
A woman makes 70 cents.
That doesn't makes sense, that's not fair.
The man's only left with 30.
Men and women.
Men and women,
it's black and white
with an area of gray for hermaphrodite.
Male strippers always look like they're applying lotion
and female strippers, when their dancing on the pole, just look like,