THIS IS WHY I SQUAT - Special K (Parody) Track :https://soundcloud.com/aschoerthing/this-is-why-i-squat Lyrics: This is why I squat [2x] This is why [2x] This is why I squat I squat cuz I see too much oʼ dat pee This is why [2x] this is why I squat! This is why I squat I just gotta go But all I seeʼs TP all on the toilet Iʼm like “NO!” I try another stall But that ainʼt better, bro. The toilet wouldnʼt flush and thereʼs some residue of blow. This place is dirty, dirty cause people donʼt clean up What iʼm seein on that handle makes me wanna upchuck. There seems to be a lady dealing towels and some gum... I could do by myself! Who hired you? Thatʼs dumb! You askin me for money? Girl, there ainʼt no way! I can dry my own hands...I do it every day! You may think Iʼm being cheap, but you just better pray Someone stupid comes in here...donʼt know how to wipe their Aʼ! It must seem like Iʼm a Bʼ But you just betta Cʼ That I went to pre school... I KNOW HOW TO CLEAN MY V! Iʼve done the pee dance, swayed side to side But I never will again and now you know why... CHORUS (i squat and i hover cuz there ain’t no seat cover) This is why I squat Catch me I’m in shock Every other day another article will drop: Out of 16 bars, 4 of them are shot... There’s feces in the soap dispensers - THAT JUST HAS TO STOP! I’ve got so many scars contemplating what I caught If I can’t even clean my hands that’s just the cherry on the top! Don’t think about the turds, just suck it up and squat... If I don’t get this done right now I know my bladder’s gonna pop! I call my homie, Jen..."meet me in the stall. My booty touched the seat and now my skin’s starting to crawl." I asked her for purell, but she said she’s out of stock Now I’m caught here, pants down, and then I hear a knock. “I need the stall right now because my friend, she drank too much... If she don’t get in there ASAP, she’s gonna sacrifice her lunch!” The girl looks green! She gonna cause a scene! And all I ever wanted was to pee in someplace clean! CHORUS (i squat cuz you know i don’t want an STI) This is why I squat. I know this is a lot. But ladies, we’re all victims of the “suck it up and squat” Like the homeless, I want change, and if you think so too... You can tweet it worldwide with the hashtag “CLEAN YA POO!” So if you’re in a bar that isn’t up to par, Yelp about it, girl and tell the owner "au revoir!" Now I’ve grown a brain and I’m starting new trends... I’ve learned from my mistakes and i go clubbin in depends! Guys say I’m the bomb, A take-home-to-mom... And when I’m diaper-twerkin, I set off alarms! Then I twerk my way home, without one regret. I was at it all night long, and now my diaper’s soaking wet! No need for you to hate, cuz you could look this great... Just wrap your booty in some pampers and impress your date! You’ll be looking so fly... Tell public bathrooms bye-bye... Cuz never will you ever have to squat and drip-dry! Writer/Producer/Special K - Kyla Schoer Director/Producer - Jen Troy Producer - Limor Hakim Director of Photography - David Shawl Editor - Aaron Trager Music Producer - Kevin Hicklin PA/Music Extraordinaire - Emily Berg Grip/Electric - Aaron Bernbach Restroom Attendant - Limor Hakim Drunk Girl's Friend: Ashley Stauffer Drunk Girl: Krys Marshall Guy 1: Aaron Bernbach Guy 2: Foots Special Thanks: AJ Sacher, Chris Souder, Kevin Hicklin, David Shawl, Sequential FIlms, Inc., Erik Beck, Roberto Serrini THIS VIDEO IS WAS NOT RELEASED WITH THE INTENTION OF INFRINGING COPYRIGHT ON ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER AND IS FOR ARTISTIC PARODY PURPOSES ONLY. I DO NOT OWN THE BACKING TRACK USED.

• published: 23 Sep 2015
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