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Murderland (2014)

Actors: Ken Kushner (writer), Ken Kushner (director), Ken Kushner (actor), Ken Kushner (producer), Lauren Patrice Nadler (actress), Marcos Levy (editor), Craig Cassano (actor), Don Calabrese (actor),

Genres: Drama,

The Three Stooges (2012)

Actors: Jennifer Hudson (actress), Sofía Vergara (actress), Will Sasso (actor), Lin Shaye (actress), Sean Hayes (actor), Peter Farrelly (producer), Antonio Sabato Jr. (actor), Ric Reitz (actor), Jane Lynch (actress), Brian Doyle-Murray (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), Stephen Collins (actor), Larry David (actor), John Debney (composer), Peter Farrelly (writer),

Plot: Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, newborns Moe, Larry and Curly grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckleheaded misadventure. Now their childhood home may have to close due to financial difficulties. But Larry, Curly and Moe, employed as the foster home's inept maintenance men, are determined to come to the rescue. Only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot - while stumbling into starring roles in a phenomenally successful TV reality show.

Keywords: adoption, african-lion, all-day-lollipop, anniversary-party, arm-cast, baby-urinating, bait-and-switch-scenario, bass-drum, biting-finger, cartoon-on-tv
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Just Say Moe. Before there was Jackass, there was Dumbass. It's rated PG, so you can bring your parents!

Quotes:

Moe: Hey, onion-head, go on back to the shed and grab the chainsaw.::Curly: Why doesn't Larry go?::Moe: 'Cause he's got a headache.::Larry: No, I don't.::[Moe bonks Larry on the head with a hammer]::Moe: How about now?::Larry: [holding his head] Yeah, it's coming on.

Moe: Mind your P's and Q's.::Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's.::Moe: Certainly.::[Moe pokes Curly in the eyes]

Larry: Yeah, what's it gonna take to save this place?::Monsignor Ratliffe: A lot of of this.::[rubs fingers together, indicating money]::Larry: Oh. Well, that's doable. How many boogers we talking about?::Monsignor Ratliffe: Not boogers; dollars, you moron!

Teddy: So, you boys on Facebook? I'll poke you. Better yet, I'll tweet you.::Curly: Oh! Tweet us to dinner? Soitenly!

Moe: Hiya, Snook. I got you a present.::Snooki: Really?::Moe: Yeah. Go on, open it.::[Snooki opens the box and Moe pokes her in the eye]::Snooki: Ow!

Lydia: Those three idiots are here!::Mac: [looking around] The Kardashian girls? Where are they?

Head Nurse: Can't you read? Visiting hours are over.::Curly: Even for family?::Head Nurse: You're related?::Curly: Yeah.::Head Nurse: How?::Curly: His mother and my mother were both mothers.

Moe: What is that gadget?::Teddy: This is an iPhone.::Curly: An eye phone?::[Curly takes the phone and holds it up to his eye]::Curly: Hello? Hello?::[Curly hands the phone back]::Curly: There's nobody there.

Larry: [the orphanage's bell falls off the roof and hits a nun on the head below] Uh-oh. Is that Sister Mary-Mengele?::Curly: I don't know, but the face rings a bell.

Curly: Shame on you, Moe, you let your pride ruin everything for us and them kids.::Moe: How dare you accuse me of having pride?

Shark Swarm (2008)

Actors: Daryl Hannah (actress), Marisa La Tour (miscellaneous crew), Stephen Niver (producer), Nick Lombardo (producer), John Schneider (actor), Larry Levinson (producer), David Hill (actor), Robert Halmi Jr. (producer), Armand Assante (actor), Karen Strassman (actress), F. Murray Abraham (actor), Alan Fudge (actor), Elisa Donovan (actress), Zach Bradshaw (miscellaneous crew), Kevin Bocarde (producer),

Plot: Corporate real estate tycoon Hamilton Lux sets his sights on developing the quaint seaside town of Full Moon Bay into a prime getaway for the wealthy, but runs into some unexpected problems. Lifelong fisherman Daniel Wilder owns property exactly where Lux wants to build high-priced condos, and isn't planning to sell. Lux secretly laces the local waters with a toxin deadly to marine life, decimating the fishing industry in an attempt to starve Daniel out. Alas the chemical react differently on the area's sharks, drastically increasing their aggressive tendencies and transforming them into engines of pure destruction moving in coordinated swarms. Without fish to feed on, shark attacks on humans rapidly increase. Lux uses media contacts to paint the attacks as random incidents. Daniel, his marine biologist brother and a concerned E.P.A. agent must expose Lux's plan and rid the area of the chemically-altered sharks before the town's entire population is devoured by hungry sharks.

Keywords: animal-in-title, fish-in-title, man-eater, shark, shark-attack, shark-infested-waters, swarm, swarm-tactic, swarming, two-word-title
Genres: Action, Drama, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Fear Travels In Packs. Terror travels in packs.

Voyeur (2007)

Actors: Pete Anderson (actor), Pete Anderson (producer), Pete Anderson (writer), Pete Anderson (director), Pete Anderson (editor), Stephen Main (composer), Justin Dossetti (actor), Justin Dossetti (producer), Richard Kreps (actor), Weezer (actor), Chuck MacLeod (actor), Katie Heeran (actress), M. Devon Dunlap (actor), Yasin Sheikh (actor), Larry Elliott (actor),

Plot: Acclaimed underground filmmaker Pete Anderson delivers this compelling psychological story of Wade, a twisted video voyeur with a dark secret. His sad story unfolds as he creeps from window to window searching for his victims. When he meets Angela, his demented reality is fully uncovered. His complex layers are exposed leading to the shocking climax with poignant statements about the society we live in. What is he searching for? Who is he looking for? You're Being watched.... Do You Know Why?

Keywords: dream, killer, knife, lipstick, video, voyeur
Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: You're Being Watched... Do You Know Why?

School Ties (1992)

Actors: Chris O'Donnell (actor), Zeljko Ivanek (actor), Jayce Bartok (actor), Peter McRobbie (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Ed Lauter (actor), Will Lyman (actor), Matt Damon (actor), Randall Batinkoff (actor), Michael Higgins (actor), Peter Donat (actor), Eric Bruno Borgman (actor), Brendan Fraser (actor), Kevin Tighe (actor), Kent Osborne (actor),

Plot: David Green is brought into a prestigious 1950s school to help their football team to beat the school's old rivals. David, however, is from a working class background, so he isn't really "one of them", but he's very successful at making friends. David is a Jew, and has to keep this a secret from his friends for fear of being rejected.

Keywords: 1950s, academic-fraud, american-football, anti-semitism, assimilation, athlete, bare-butt, bigotry, bully, bully-comeuppance
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Just Because You're Accepted Doesn't Mean You Belong.

Quotes:

David Green: You never told me what religion you are.::Chris Reese: I'm a Methodist.::David Green: A Methodist. And all this time I didn't know it.

McGivern: The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay. The Shadow knows.

McGivern: If I don't get total tit tonight, I will be using this razor to cut my throat. As I see it, sex is my only reason for living.::Charlie Dillon: Then be careful you don't cut your hand.

Jack Connors: Okay, I'll admit it, you know. I'm an anti-Semite. I crack Jew jokes, think they're dirty, pushy. And you know what? David Greene's the only one I've ever met up close.::McGoo: What's you're point, Connors?::Jack Connors: He's a good guy.

McGoo: [pretending to sneeze as David walks by] A-Jew!

Dr. Bartram: I'd like to forget this whole thing ever happened.::David Green: No sir. You're never going to forget this happened, because I'm going to stay here. And every time you see me, you'll remember that it happened. You used me for football. I'll use you to get into Harvard.

Charlie Dillon: You know something? I'm still gonna get into Harvard. And in 10 years no one will remember any of this. But you'll still be a goddamn Jew.::David Green: And you'll still be a prick.

Sally Wheeler: Everybody's asking me what it's like to kiss a Jew.

David Green: [Standing in the rain outside of Iselin Hall] COWARDS!

Sally Wheeler: I have a confession to make, I think about you more than I ought to.