Vulgar (film)

Smalltown (2014)

Actors: Sarah Nicklin (actress), Anthony Ambrosino (producer), Brina (actress), Nicholas Delmenico (producer), Michael Reed (actor), Andre Boudreau (actor), Cristina Moody (actress), Eric Eastman (actor), Claire Severance (producer), Darya Zabinski (actress), Danielle Mayer (actress), Roark Loedy (actor), Todd LeComte (producer), Mark Fogarty (producer), Mark Fogarty (actor),

Genres: Thriller,

Vulgar (2000)

Actors: Scott Mosier (actor), Scott Mosier (editor), Ethan Suplee (actor), Scott Mosier (producer), Kevin Smith (producer), Jason Mewes (actor), Kevin Smith (actor), Chris J. Cullen (actor), Scott Schiaffo (actor), Chris J. Cullen (miscellaneous crew), Ryan Shore (composer), Brian O'Halloran (actor), Brian O'Halloran (actor), Brian O'Halloran (actor), Robert Hawk (actor),

Plot: A loser with a crummy apartment, an odious mother, and a job that isn't taking him anywhere (kid's clown), gets a new idea. He decides that he's going to be a clown for bachelor parties. He will dress up like a woman clown and play a joke on the groom. After that the real stripper will come out and everyone will have a good laugh. He goes to his first job (changing his clown name from Flappy to Vulgar). When he opens the door he is knocked cold. What follows is a story of violation, fame, blackmail, and revenge.

Keywords: adult-diaper, anal-rape, black-comedy, blackmail, briefcase, bum, clown, clown-face, clown-makeup, clown-rape
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Everybody loves a clown... some more than others.

Quotes:

Will Carlson: I'm... I'm a party clown for kids.

Ed Fanelli: All right, ass on the bed now. [in William's face] If I gotta tell you again, the wind is gonna be whistlin' Dixie through a hole in your face, you fuck. Me and you are goin' to bed together, that's a fact. I'm gonna make hate to you.

Will Carlson: Shine bumbers if you want. I'm sure you'll make a killing. But that's how it all starts - crappy job here, crappy job there. Next thing you know, you're living on the dole, wondering where your life went. Your problem - zero patience.::Syd Gilbert: You're right. I should make MY living dancing around like a mongoloid on a bad acid-trip for a bunch of spoiled little dickheads.

Syd Gilbert: I'm gonna be flyin' solo soon. I got a job.::Will Carlson: Where?::Syd Gilbert: Tuott the Basehead hooked me up at "Suds 'N' Stuff" over the weekend.::Will Carlson: Watch yourself on that corporate ladder...::Syd Gilbert: Listen to this bull. Is that YOUR limo I saw parked outside? Driving around in that little shitbox...::Will Carlson: Hey! That shitbox totes YOUR ass to-and-fro.

Martan Ingram: First of all, it's not a "what", it's a WHO. And HE is making a big splash, orca-style.

Ed Fanelli: Oh, that's it. I'm out of here. I'm gonna go see my boys. We're going bowling tonight. League Champs, I might ad.::Jenny: Oh, I could care. You know, do they even HAVE social lives? I have never seen two grown men so obsessed with hanging out with their father, instead to trying to get dates or attempting to meet women.::Ed Fanelli: Well, maybe that's what we're doing when we go out, ever think of that?::Jenny: Please. Who would possibly be interested in YOU? I can't believe I was for that one fleeting moment.::Ed Fanelli: Oh, yeah? You know, that front door hasn't moved.

Will Carlson: Oh, I'm sorry. I must have the wrong place.::Ed Fanelli: Not if you're ready to get down. [Will is knocked to the floor] Looks like you are.

Martan Ingram: How'd you like to be a part of one of the biggest milestones in children's television?::Gillian: Well, frankly, Marty, I'd love it. Kinda missed my window, wouldn't you say? I mean, "Sesame Street" has been on the air for some time.::Martan Ingram: I'm talking about a NOW show. I'm talking about Flappy.::Gillian: OK, first of all, what's a "Flappy?"::Martan Ingram: First of all, it's not a "what", it's a WHO. And HE is making a big splash, orca-style.

Wilma Carlson: You know what you are, William? A whole lot of nothing.

Ed Fanelli: [lights his blowtorch] THIS is how I kiss... and I'm gonna kiss YOU all over...

Robo Force: The Revenge of Nazgar (1984)

Actors: B.J. Ward (actress), Rodger Bumpass (actor), Alan Young (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Ken Spears (producer), Joe Ruby (producer), Robert Ridgely (actor), Neil Ross (actor), John Stephenson (actor), Arthur Burghardt (actor), Arthur Burghardt (actor), Larry Huber (producer), Michael Hack (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Action, Animation, Sci-Fi,