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Trump’s Advice for Girl Scouts

“Remember, as you become Woman Scouts, aim to be as thin as your mints.”

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Jeff Sessions Urges Melania to Work Harder on Campaign to Stop Cyberbullying

“From my perspective, cyberbullying is very much a growing problem,” the Attorney General said.

1:15 P.M.

Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, July 26th

The five stages of White House employment.

12:25 P.M.

Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, July 25th

Trump’s merit badges.

July 25, 2017

Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order Against Trump

“They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” a Girl Scouts spokesperson said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.”

July 25, 2017

My Evening Depression Beauty Routine

Toner helps shrink your pores, but will it make you pick up the phone when your mom calls for the tenth time? Hard to say.

July 25, 2017
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Beautiful Interiors

Imagining making oneself at home in New York City’s discarded furniture. (Beware of bedbugs!)

Trump and Putin’s Lesser-Known Collaborations

“Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s my number. Obama tapped it, maybe.”

Please Select a Reason for Your Clothing Return

All the reasons for sending back your purchase, from “item not as described” to “item not flammable enough.”

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Children and Other Living Things

In this episode, Emma and the cartoonist Emily Flake talk about motherhood and their fear of puka-shell necklaces.