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Trump’s Advice for Girl Scouts
“Remember, as you become Woman Scouts, aim to be as thin as your mints.”
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Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order Against Trump
“They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” a Girl Scouts spokesperson said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.”
My Evening Depression Beauty Routine
Toner helps shrink your pores, but will it make you pick up the phone when your mom calls for the tenth time? Hard to say.
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Please Select a Reason for Your Clothing Return
All the reasons for sending back your purchase, from “item not as described” to “item not flammable enough.”
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Jeff Sessions Urges Melania to Work Harder on Campaign to Stop Cyberbullying
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Trump Says He Heroically Avoided Capture in Vietnam by Staying in U.S.
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Children and Other Living Things
In this episode, Emma and the cartoonist Emily Flake talk about motherhood and their fear of puka-shell necklaces.