Paul Scholes (England - South Korea/Japan'02)
Paul Scholes: unassuming red head from Salford who has been the hub of the United midfield for well over a decade. Refuses to be part and parcel of the media bullshit that surrounds football . . . can be a bit nasty in the tackle though it's rarely mentioned in the press . . . supports Oldham Athletic, which is always mentioned in the press . . . been known to score the occasional great goal . . . all time favourite player is Frankie Bunn . . . if you need any more information about Scholes, perhaps the blog for the rest of the month will just increasingly piss you off.
I understand that Impossibilist Bill has a blogging sideline in Rugby League reports. Maybe that's more your cup of hot bovril?